Brief, humorous and witty self-introduction

People's first impression of each other in communication is often unforgettable, so self-introduction is often related to the success or failure of communication. How to introduce yourself simply and humorously? The following is a short and humorous self-introduction I compiled for you, for reference only.

Brief and humorous self-introduction Part I:

I am the person in the Jianghu who is loved by everyone, loved by flowers and loved by cars. Say that I am omnipotent, handsome and charming, well-educated, tall and powerful, and worth millions? Fans? Charmed by thousands of girls, the jade-faced little white dragon, known as pear flower pressing begonia, is so handsome that it is squeezed out!

I have no advantage. The only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. The biggest drawback is that I only have advantages. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If it is a mistake to follow the fashion, I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness should be punished, then I wouldn't get chopped up; If modesty is to be tortured, how can I escape?

I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand. . . It is said that when I was born, there was an auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

Brief and humorous self-introduction Part II:

Welcome to Dalian, I am the most talented, handsome and charming Yushu in Dalian Tourism Festival. I am tall and mighty. I call it landslide, water crack, ghosts, sadness, the combination of beauty and wisdom, and the embodiment of heroism and chivalry. Everyone loves cars and looks after them. The driver has done everything he can, and the guests can cross the master twice, hehe.

Just kidding, enliven the anger in our car. My name is XXX, and I am your tour guide in Dalian this time. You can call me Xiao X. I'm glad to meet you in this vast sea of people. I believe this is our fate. As the saying goes, in the same boat, we also build the same car. Since everyone met me in Dalian to serve everyone, I will definitely let everyone have a good time. I hope our service can bring you the feeling that it is not difficult to stay at home for a thousand days and go out for a thousand days.

Now I start our trip with a song. Please applaud your cactus with golden palm and silver palm for my little X drum. (Singing) Introduce the itinerary.

Brief and humorous self-introduction Part III:

Hello everyone! My name is xxx, and I am a senior one student in XXX High School.

I have a Zhang Yuanyuan face, black eyes and short hair. I am xx years old this year, am I not young? But I can't shake off the childishness on my face.

My hobbies are playing flute and dancing. Speaking of playing the flute, I also won the xxxx prize. My favorite song is xxx. I think this song is xxxx (how to write a song) Let's talk about dancing. I am an expert in dancing. All you have to do is give the dance a name and you can jump out and show it to me. How awesome!

As for me, I not only like playing the flute, but also like making friends. Would you like to make friends with me?

Brief and humorous self-introduction Part IV:

I am a man, but I am not a woman. XX years old, XX meters high? Those who wear shoes are temporarily unmarried.

Key undergraduate course? Didn't pass the exam, ordinary undergraduate? I'm a little short, so I can only join a junior college. However, the performance was wonderful. I was a monitor in primary school, and now I'm a white-collar worker? Working in a multinational company in a white shirt. Bite the chicken and clean the table, but although it is to clean the table, it is well paid? If you don't arrive late or leave early, you will get a whole 800 yuan.

I have a house? Is to pay the rent every month and have a car. Environmentally friendly non-motor vehicles, a thick stack of passbooks and credit cards? There is not much money in it.

Now I want to find a slim, beautiful, gentle, lovely, sensible, talented and capable wife, such as Bill Gates' youngest daughter and Buffett's granddaughter.