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The sentence describing severe diarrhea is a funny sentence describing diarrhea.

What literary words can be used to describe the feeling of diarrhea? You can't feel that you have nothing, just like a paradox. Floating in your mind, abdomen and stocks ... makes your judgment of waiting in line again and again unreliable.

There is no one in the class. I was sweeping the floor, and my abdomen suddenly hurt, and then I felt a dull pain. I thought Fan was hungry after eating less at night, so I rubbed it. Unexpectedly, the pain suddenly increased with huge pain, and severe colic attacked my lower abdomen. I have a terrible pain. Shou clung to my abdomen and rubbed it bit by bit, but Dan didn't relieve the pain at all. "ah ... ah!" Bye bye, I slowly squatted down against the wall and couldn't help getting up. A strong pain arises spontaneously, which * * * affects my nerves. My stomach seems to be stabbed by ten thousand burning sharp knives, and a kind of pain that strangles Xin spreads all over my body. A burst of pain is like the spring tide in Qiantang River, wave after wave coming at me. I put my hands on my stomach, turned over in bed, turned over, and uttered a heart-rending cry of pain in my mouth: "Ah-it hurts Liao! Pain-pain! " It's like spinning a gun in hell. As if in a cloudless clear sky in Wan Li, I suddenly tore open the Agger Cave. Suddenly, the darkness pierced my heart and spleen like a sharp knife, spinning and stinging, and the pain suddenly occupied my Dur. After a while, the pain gradually disappeared. However, Mei, before long, another round of pain hit my body. For an instant, my stomach seemed to have a devil at work, and it was like a nuclear explosion.

What are the literary sentences that describe the mood of diarrhea? If I had listened to my mother, I wouldn't have diarrhea. 2. Kim I ate watermelon the other day, and I really had diarrhea. 3. Don't believe that fart is a simple fart when pulling Du Zi. 4. I eat raw fruit first, then drink water, which really causes diarrhea. As soon as Guo crossed the Huaihe River, many people had diarrhea. 6. Xue's diarrhea hasn't recovered that day, and she is still having diarrhea on the train. Gucci runs Ichiro 7. The fat man added, "Hurry up and wait for me to have loose bowels. I come to your terrible place and have diarrhea at 7 o'clock every morning on time. Is your food unclean? " I lit a cigarette and couldn't help laughing. I have diarrhea at 7 o'clock in the morning on time. Hao, then I will have diarrhea with you at 7: 00 15 in the morning. The yellow emperor had a stomachache and complained loudly: which one of you is more unlucky than me, suffering from diarrhea? A minister stood up and replied, I am more unlucky than you. The yellow emperor said impatiently, who are you? Why are you unlucky than me? Minister Da: I'm used to rarity. 9. He squatted down again. The beggar has loose bowels. 10 He ate three double ice creams at once and had diarrhea with a cold. 1 1. Today, the only effective antiallergic drug in my Fa will have diarrhea. 12, why do South children smoke? Because smoking won't make them have loose bowels or even get them out of bed, unlike snacks or apricot jam. 13, you should often go to bask in the quilt, the children are still young, and you should have loose bowels if you can't pick wet ones. 14, the main component of this medicine De is berberine, which is very effective in treating diarrhea. 15, Ke came home with diarrhea and a low fever, which made me depressed.

Humorous sentences describing diarrhea: 1000 miles away, a volcano erupted, and poof, there is no paper in Xi, Sichuan.

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Humorous sentences about diarrhea * Did you hear the sound of hundreds of elephants rushing through Lai? * If there is a feeling of no, it floats on your mind, abdomen and thighs like Phyl ... It rings, and your danger queuing judgment becomes unreliable again and again! You can't have it! * Don't believe any fart easily when you have diarrhea. I have to hand in my paper and finish it tomorrow ... at this time, I feel uncomfortable. She seems to be lying in bed, but there is one thing about paper fun, and I also want to change the film ... when I die. * Zuo had hot pot with his mother last night, and the spicy three fresh pots were eaten together. As a result, I still have diarrhea this morning. I don't know if the horse's incense pot is too spicy, or if I can't eat spicy food at all. * Easy, brush your teeth three times a day to avoid diarrhea. I have loose bowels after eating, but I still can't stop talking. This is a love for plum cuisine and a passion for Chongqing. Zhe, some illegal medical practitioners, I am really angry. In the early morning, I had loose bowels all night, and I especially wanted to have a rest. * After trying to eat the night market for three days, I finally have diarrhea. Zi still has a lot of things to deal with, but what he promised others, Yao will definitely do it, and the postgraduate entrance examination is to rush to improve to Germany. Get up early, get greedy for the dark, have diarrhea for no reason, and go to school for medicine. Sleeping in class, playing mobile phones, listening to music, I have tried everything I didn't do in class before, and I am very tired, but I have the spirit to think about so many beautiful things! Old teacher: "Xiao Ming, you use the word' sure enough' to make sentences." Xiao Ming: "Drink fruit first, then soda …" The old teacher: "No, you can't separate the word' fruit' from the word' natural', Liang! "Xiao Ming:" Don't worry, teacher, I'm not finished yet. The whole sentence is-eat fruit first, then drink steam. Handsome, really have diarrhea. "* Lao Zhang had loose bowels in the field today, and found that there was no paper after pulling it. Nima carefully selected in the De bucket next door for a long time and found one without fragrance. Guo stopped using it and it was wet. Xiaoming especially likes eating snacks. Once, he ate a lot of stinky tofu and had diarrhea. The doctor prescribed some antidiarrheal drugs for him. However, just two days later, Xiaoming ate a lot of stinky tofu, and Kay began to have diarrhea, so he went to the doctor again. Bing asked him: What should I do if I always have diarrhea? At this time, the doctor Wu Nai said to Xiaoming: I suggest you go to Xi 'an to see if there is anything wrong with your nose, and then treat diarrhea. Why can't you smell it? * Zhang San and Li Si are both male guards. Zhang San came on duty at noon and changed to Li Si for dinner. Zhang San suddenly said, "Wait a minute, I have diarrhea! "Li Si replied," Then you pull it, and I can eat it when I'm finished! " * The saddest thing in the world is that when you have loose bowels, Jia's bathroom is completely blocked. Anyway, Bob knows what he is doing. .

Poems about diarrhea fly down to thousands of feet.

I feel very tired after diarrhea. Aha, hahaha, autumn adoption.

Funny classic sentence 1. The most important thing in life is not the position, but the direction. It's also a B. You can be NB in Journey to the West, and you can only be SB if you don't look back. 2. Wenxin tip: look up three feet and be monitored. 3. The house leaks when it rains all night, and the bridal chamber suffers from diarrhea. I don't think about my sister, but I want to be worthy of my brother.

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