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Talk about the troubles of fat people
Talk about the troubles of fat people
First, it is the point where I watch fat people eat every day. Aha, hahaha, all my troubles have disappeared. I just want to be happy. Let's go and see her mother, get some health, eat well, take good care of my skin, and let the paper go to hell.
Second, I was still wondering why I became a black fat man. When I came here, I completely forgot the trouble of blackening. This place is really a cultural shrine that people don't want to go when they come. You can relax in the sea of books and have a cool place in the noise of the city. Great! June 1, a gift for yourself! I wish all my friends and children happiness.
Third, the troubles of growing up: fat people are big; Without the safety bolt, you can really execute the death order and take the bunker.
Fourth, what is living in the present? To put it simply, you should lose yesterday's weight today, or you will be doomed to be a fat man tomorrow. Forget the past troubles from now on, or you will be doomed to be a fool in the future.
Five, no one can understand, fat troubles, said very desperate.
As a fat man with more than 20 years of experience, I finally realized the troubles of thin people. Lying flat for a long time, my ass hurts.
Seven, the stove is as hot as I get in summer, which comes from the troubles of fat people.
Eight, the most hope that children can inherit the fat man in the future is sleep. People who don't sleep well know how much trouble a good sleep can save. I can't get this kind of sleeping skill against time in my life.
Nine, there is no thinnest, only thinner. The fat man's trouble is always that he doesn't look good in that dress
Ten, the happiness of fat people is very simple, buy a drink, and then sit together and play the king, you can laugh and forget all your troubles.
Eleven, my fat man is a super optimist, even if there are a lot of troubles and troubles piled up in front of him, he won't be anxious, but he can still sleep like a pig for a second, while I can't, and I will be anxious about every little thing, so this is also a complementary personality, but I will benefit from it, and I will be much more optimistic under his leadership.
Twelve, fat for more than ten years, desperately lost more than ten years. I have been fat since I was a girl at the age of thirteen, and I have been in tears. It took thousands of dollars to buy medicine, countless times to go to weight-loss institutions, and it cost ten thousand dollars less. I lost 20 pounds and gained 30 pounds after two weeks. I am in pain. I am still the healthiest runner. Now I insist on running. I don't know if it's ok. I hope I can have a good love when I lose weight.
Living with two skinny girls is not a good thing, especially when you go shopping for clothes and shoes, you can only watch them try on clothes and carry bags. Fat people's troubles.
14. A fat man's trouble: You know you are fat, and your family thinks you are fat, but you still keep cooking for you. Maybe it's not so delicious, but it's their heart. Do you want to eat? I am bored to death!
Fifteen, fat people have a lot of troubles, and the biggest trouble is thinking about how to slim themselves down every day. I also made a lot of efforts to make myself thinner, but even if I insisted on dieting every day, it didn't work, so I was once depressed. My friend recommended me a face-saving restaurant. After trying for a while, the slimming effect is really good. I am slimmer than before, so it is really easy to find the right way to lose weight.
Sixteen, if I have an exclusive blue fat man and his arbitrary door and bamboo dragonfly, then all the so-called ideal dreams and troubles will be goodbye.
Seventeen, the problem with fat people is that they feel uncomfortable if they don't eat, and then they decide to eat symbolically, but the process is uncomfortable and failed.
Eighteen years old, now is not a fat man's trouble, but an old man's trouble, exhausted.
Nineteen, so hungry, so hungry before noon, fat man's troubles.
I don't know what to do, but I choose to believe you. I really like that lofty yellow fat man, but I'm still out of touch. But the ideal type prefers thunder, hahaha. I feel much better ~ I seem to have a little idea about those troublesome things. I love you, chicken chops.
Twenty-one, haha, I am addicted to cutting my hair. I basically go to lose weight once every two months. Is this also the trouble of having too much hair? Is a fat man's craft as good as before?
Twenty-two, air conditioning 16, these days can be annoying, a disgusting smelly fat man, very tired.
Twenty-three, only concentrate on playing, can forget the pain and trouble. It's just that it's hard to find a mentor like a fat man, and it's still far from concentration. It is terrible to realize this.
Twenty-four, soul torture in the middle of the night: when can I get rich, don't have to go to work, don't suffer indignities, don't worry, be a happy fat man with peace of mind, eat, drink and be carefree every day.
Twenty-five, two people go out to eat in the evening. Although they are too fat to say anything, they still can't resist the temptation of delicious food. This may be the trouble of the fat man, who can't control his mouth and can't open his legs.
Twenty-six, chubby, what a nuisance. But it's white. It's ugly.
Twenty-seven, what should I do if I don't eat hungry? I'm too tired to run and I can't do sit-ups. I'm either fat or dead, but I'm afraid of death and dare not swear.
Tell me about the fat man.
Tell me about the fat man.
Once, I almost got out of bed, dragged him to the ground and killed him. What's the face that exaggerates and turns black and white? Don't pretend until you can. I told you not to move, but you said no! The bed is moving by itself. Are you out of your mind?
Second, the fat man watched Animal City for about ten times and found that she liked police officer Leopard best. She jumps around happily every time she sees it, probably because of the similarity.
Third, brother and sister ~ My sister came to my brother and said, gnome male-",gnome male-",little fatty. Then kissed my brother's hand and left.
Fourth, the boss introduced me to the object and sent me two photos of the fat man, letting me choose which one to look at first, so I couldn't cope. The boss said that the conditions of these two houses are better than yours. Don't be too picky. You will get married eventually. Colleagues mentioned the male god, saying that he is nice, but much older than you. It's best not to look for them at work. Conditions are good, so is getting married and having children. Am I too lofty? Should we get married on a pragmatic blind date? Who are you waiting for? I don't even know.
5. This weather is most suitable for a person to nest at home and prepare lessons with peace of mind! Have a cup of coffee, warm light, and a fat cat snoring around.
6. Don't think that I can eat well just because I am so fat. My physical examination report says that I have anemia and malnutrition. The doctor suggested eating more. This is a disgrace to the fat man.
Seven, about how to spray perfume? The fat man at home said this morning that he hadn't worn perfume for a long time, and it was useless to put it there. He wanted to use up the perfume, but I didn't see it clearly when he sprayed it into the air. Then I asked how to spray. He said just spray it into the air and walk through it. This is the most elegant perfume. Forgive me for being a farmer who usually sprays clothes directly! Picture and text have nothing to do, his perfume is not this!
Eight, everyone has a chubby youth. It's not your fault that you are fat. Don't eat the slimming fruit of the goddess diary. It's your fault to choose liposuction and diet. Get rid of the fat man with inferiority, grow up healthily and slim, control your life, and let you and the goddess go further, starting with the first slimming fruit.
It's interesting to take bus no.48. A fat man who asked for change was killed halfway, but he dared not say anything. Sitting behind others, he asked quietly when a female passenger was overwhelmed by love, gave a handful of change, and then silently waited for the female passenger to get off, continued to perform the trick of asking for change, and decisively reprimanded! Looking at white fat, well-dressed, wearing shiny leather shoes, lamenting that great young people have hands and feet, do not make progress, sell money with dignity, shameless ~
Ten, not because I don't love so much, but because I can't stand the loss of fighting for it without results! So I chose to turn around and leave to make myself better. Give it to the blue fat man I used to like.
Eleven, have you found that as long as the fat man looks not too sad, even if it is really difficult to cry, it looks a bit funny.
12. I hope it won't rain tomorrow ~ Let me continue to watch Mount Fuji soak and eat into a big fat man!
Thirteen, other people's homes are all sons fighting, and parents accompany them to the police station, our home. Hehe, hurry up and have a bottle of fatty brand mineral water to suppress the shock.
Fourteen, many people think that fat people love to doze off and snoring is normal. Sleep apnea syndrome greatly increases the probability of sudden death. There are more and more children. Seriously affect development. 10 day change. Visceral fat is visible.
Fifteen, this is called taking what you need, swollen face and fat man!
Sixteen, it is also a very enjoyable thing to bully fat people endlessly every day. Plus grandparents, who love our parents so much, I think this little life is simply wonderful.
Seventeen, the training teacher is a fat man who looks like a laughing Buddha. Every time I make a class evaluation, I can speak very well when I look at him. Every time I listen to him, he says it's a sign of high marks. Praise me a lot, but every time I train in the league, I feel bad about myself. I can't think of anything to answer. I feel like I'm dying. Ah, what should I do? Ah, ah, ah. The interviewer will definitely not look like a teacher in the future.
18. Every time I travel abroad, I am very excited to see those handsome white men. I feel so fucking handsome, so good-looking, so envious, but I won't feel sorry for myself, because to them, I am just a chubby Asian fat man, who exudes an exotic atmosphere.
Research shows that people with messy desks are usually smarter. I think I may be smarter than that little fat guy across the street.
Twenty, all my friends have left, and the fat man is leaving. Who am I left with? See you in! I wish you all a smooth study and work!
2 1. Controlling diet and exercise can't stop the recent weight gain. I wonder if it's caused by drugs. Still running to the hospital recently. Two patients who are taking drugs with each other will affect my care at one end. This ineffective person is also anxious, but even if my weight continues to rise, I will not give up healthy eating and exercise. Even if I am fat, I want to be a strong and fat man. When I go to a bigger hospital in the summer vacation, everything will be fine.
Twenty-two, the tail is going to break! Let me get rid of this lame fat man quickly!
Twenty-three days later, I dreamed that I had a child, who was still a chubby little fat man, but I obviously liked girls, but I didn't have a father in my dream.
Twenty-four, this stuffy day is full of power to get angry. You can choose a downpour or a bolt from the blue. This talent can suffocate a fat man like me in minutes.
Twenty-five, am I really fat? Why do you say I'm a little fat man in Northeast China? Hey, hello, fatty.
26. My mother told me that fat people are also divided into beauty and ugliness. You should take a piss and take good care of yourself.
27. When I saw the sentence that fat people have no future, I was thinking, maybe it's not that fat people have no future, but that promising people work hard and can't get fat.
Twenty-eight, for a fat man, he is already losing weight in the new year.
Twenty-nine, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat. It will be a sad summer.
Thirty, finish the race! I'm crazy. I'm crazy to lose weight first. I don't want people to call me fat and call me a dead pig. I told those who laughed at me that I wouldn't lose weight because I was thinner than all of you. I don't want to hurt you.
Thirty-one, I was in an office with a fat man, and the air conditioner was 2 1 degree every day, and I felt ice blowing all over my bones.
Thirty-two, those things to lose weight, why do women bother women, and even ask me (born fat) how to eat fat, sister, I don't want to care about this Mary Su! Let me tell you something: there are no thin people who are born to eat fat, and there are no fat people who never lose weight! Look into my sad little eyes and feel for yourself!
Thirty-three, 13 hours of group performance experience, when tourist A, diner B, onlookers eat melon C, the director group gave the fat man with a schoolbag the title. One shot NG many times, before shooting, the lighting, camera shooting and personnel scheduling of the crew were complicated, and it took a whole day to shoot two short films. It rained heavily at four o'clock yesterday morning and at two o'clock today. The shooting of a play is not as easy as imagined. I salute the staff behind the scenes.
Tell me about the fat man's character.
1, life is alive, not talking about weight! 2. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.
You go first and leave the rest to me!
4, don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.
If you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.
6. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind.
7. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?
8. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!
9. I weigh myself now and even want to pull out my eyebrows.
10, with such a little distance, I can roll over soon.
1 1, just order whatever you want. Don't worry, I'm here.
12, tolerant woman, that's me.
I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.
14 I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.
15, not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I sealed off this place.
16, many people interpret generosity as pregnancy.
17, scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.
18 let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?
19, fat people are rarely cherished by others, so you can have a heart that cherishes others.
20. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.
There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.
22. The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.
23. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.
24. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.
25, the meaning of fat is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.
Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?
27. Fat people are well aware of their physical deficiencies and will work harder in other areas, so successful people are generally fatter.
28. This year, I'm going to slim down into a bolt of lightning and make your eyes shine. I don't want to be a nut wall, blocking your view.
Fatty's quotations
1, take the fat road and let others lose weight!
2, I always feel that the bed, paved too neatly, will feel a little old. Well, it's still messy and energetic.
Be thin when you die, and swear not to stop until you reach your goal. Only in this way can we lose weight.
4, you give me hold on! Don't even eat! Tender and fat, dare to eat!
5, since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.
6, no sanitary arrangements, with unremitting efforts to endure slim, endure hunger.
7, long time no see, you are fat if two people!
8. I wish I had time to walk around more! Go and see if you can wear some nice clothes! Fat man.
9. Jolin Tsai, people worked so hard, they were still in college, and they didn't eat anything. People are human, so we shouldn't feel sorry for ourselves.
10, I don't dislike people when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I am thin.
1 1. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.
12, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.
13, did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.
14, youth is only once, we can't waste it! We should have gorgeous youth!
15, I am getting more and more blessed.
16, no one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!
17, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.
18, pants are thin again.
19, where did you buy the bed you slept in? I want to buy one. There will be more families in the future, and it is not bad for four or five people to squeeze a bed.
20. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
2 1, don't swim You will get fatter and fatter!
22. The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.
23, according to the principle of thermal expansion and contraction, I call this hot!
24. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.
25. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.
26. I have been suffering for some days, don't let those efforts be in vain!
27. Students invited to jump rope in the corridor, and their stomachs were too protruding. Hit your knees when you jump up and hit your face when you land.
Don't try to catch up with me The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.
I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.
30. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.
3 1 Actually, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.
32. Sorry, classmate, your face is squeezing me.
33. Don't focus on it, find something to do, and don't always think about whether you will not lose the same year. The mentality is important.
34. Do you want to be fat all your life? Want to be laughed at all your life? Want to lift your head for life?
35. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.
36. I'm just pretending to be fat.
37. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
38. Don't just dream about how thin you are and don't work hard!
People who say I don't have to lose weight are bad people.
40. Women will never have a thin standard. Just tell people you're fat.
4 1, I'm not fat, it's swelling caused by allergies to life!
42. study hard and get fat every day!
43. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
44. If you are hungry, look in the mirror, you fat bitch!
45. Wow, I haven't seen you fuck my little nigger for days.
46. What's wrong with Fatty? Fat people also have personalities!
47. When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing is: Where did you buy this dress and it fits you so well?
48. Don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.
49. It doesn't matter if people are fat, but the problem of not being fat is big.
50. Never mind whether others are optimistic or bad, as long as you have the courage to come with me.
5 1, if you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.
52. The fifth floor can't bear me, so I have to live on the first floor.
53. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.
I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves.
I can turn over in such a short distance.
Just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
It's good to see people holding watermelons, so I'm glad to see you.
58. I plan to open a fitness center in the future. Remember to sign up
59. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory, so your overweight degree is not satisfactory.
60. It's no use being so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now?
6 1, Fei Kuang is really fat, rolling towards Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a barrel, but her voice is like a thread, thin and low.
62. Whether it's shorter or more symmetrical, hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.
63. People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.
64. Wow, I came to the botanical garden and saw a super watermelon.
65. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.
66. Eat like a pig and be as fat as shit. It's really stupid, only meat is left.
67. Personality, thinking, courage, knowledge, thoughtfulness and bright smile.
68. How to lose weight by eating so much breakfast?
69. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
70, fatty, stop eating! Thin people are laughing at you!
7 1, I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.
72. I used to be young and energetic, but now I am young and energetic.
73. Now, I don't want to lose weight at all, just wait to lose weight naturally. Don't ask me when, God will tell me.
74. No matter how thin you are, as long as you don't control it, you will definitely rebound!
75, fart quickly, the heart is not good; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!
76, a woman in the new era, went to the hall, climbed over the fence, hit * *, hit a rogue, but couldn't get out of the kitchen.
77. When you are free, go to some fashion shops to look in the mirror and try on some nice clothes!
78. As long as the kung fu is deep, the lotus becomes a needle.
79. When a fat man lost weight, God smiled.
80. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to see!
8 1, why are my eyes full of tears? Because I haven't eaten Gaga for a long time!
82. I will make friends with you in my next life, because after standing with you, countless people have praised me for being thin.
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