Stephen Chow's famous saying

Only by becoming more and more powerful can we become more and more fairy tales.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! All right! To tell you the truth, I'm Pan An in the jade tree breeze, and I'm the little prostitute Zhou with plum blossoms pressing Haitang!

Stop it, brother. Look how clean you are. Go in, put on your costume and come back. Look at me, my life is rotten, and my hands are covered with sores. How can you beat me?

Forgetting is also a kind of happiness

The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind.

Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people.

When abandoned, say "the relationship is broken."

I am a western soldier after all. If you let me kiss you, I will. Then my image is not completely ruined!

You go first. I'll leave when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.

You are all women, so why kill each other? Even chickens are patriotic.

Grandpa, do you pee standing or squatting?

Hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous.

Seeing the people in the dormitory littering, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! "

Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses.

It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at you all over, I know you have no connotation.

I've been lonely all my life, and the only one who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away.

To be honest, I don't think you are a beggar from head to toe!

Surprised? Are you happy? Are you happy?

You can call me a walk-on, but you can't call me a smelly walk-on!

I've been lying to you, you know? Just cheating, just like a moth to a fire, knowing that it will get hurt, or it will jump on the fire-moths are so stupid!

When you admire others, say, "I'm Kao! I have taken you! "

My admiration for you is like a raging river, and it is like a runaway Yellow River flooding.

You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me.

Good love is a shameless act of pretending to be reserved. Don't wait until you are shameless and pretend to be reserved before you cry.

Is Xia Zi an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Is your mind full of question marks?

Find a place to sit down, have a cup of tea, eat a steamed stuffed bun and talk slowly.

Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!

Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face, your figure, your hairstyle, it doesn't match at all! Brother Huan! What the hell do you want!

What's your mother's name?

Is this the girl named Yang Guo and Xiaolong in The Condor Heroes?

Oh, great! I almost forgot, I'm a vegetarian!

Sir: I'm a left Qinglong and a right white tiger. The old cow is at the waist and the faucet is at the chest. If people don't kill people, the Buddha won't kill the Buddha!

Giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process?

Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it?

Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.

Born with a mother, the devil was born with a mother. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale?

I swear, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape every night until she is in pieces and shaky. Enough!

A man without a dream is no different from a salted fish.

Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

Don't think I won't hit you because you are handsome.

You ask too many questions, either lying or having pig shit on you!

Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!

Ten thousand years is too long. Love me now.

I've already taken off half my pants. Give me another chance!

People will only care about how much you have done, and never care about how much you have said, so I would rather do it than say it.

No! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!

I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life!

There is no god of food, or everyone is a god of food.

When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says, "Do you need a reason to love someone?"

You know, you are the most beautiful.

The highest state of love is a kind of regret.

I can't stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, everyone is a fairy, and stop sexually harassing me, okay?

Talk to people about the feeling of being lovelorn: "Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and sigh!" " "

When you see someone else fail in the exam, you should say, "Brother, you have been recruited!" " ""why? Are you having an affair with him?

Look, that man looks like a dog.

It was a pleasant chat. Let's pay the medical bills.

Thank you for sitting so close and standing so straight to listen to my story!

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

So what? If it's chop suey noodles, what are a few pieces of shit? Twenty-three dollars and fifty cents.

Seven bleeding is seven bleeding, and death is death. These are two completely different feelings. Do not confuse you.

Are you bored? Come here to fool a fool!

Can you be professional!

Not even Wen, not even Wu, wake up! I think you'd better go back to being your promising mountain thief!

I have been adrift all my life, just like a boat in Wang Yang, and I have long ignored life and death.

When you can't understand what others are saying, just say, "I see, you are crazy!" " "

Others criticize you: Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things!

How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

It doesn't matter whether you have money or not, but at least be a respected person! (change the subject)-I'd rather have money. ...