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Weibo's personality discourse is excessive.

1. Homesickness is always easy to get hurt, and people like to wait until the rest of their lives to say "I hope you are all right".

As a lazy person like me, I will answer everything you say, which shows that I like you.

3. An inaudible whisper is the most sincere, and an invisible heart is loyal.

If one day you fight, you must call me so that I can stand up handsome.

5. It is a strange thing to check the hygiene of dormitory, which deprives everything of its meaning. There can be no rubbish in the trash can, nothing on the hook, nothing on the table and no one lying on the bed.

6. You are like gentle April, and I am like hot August. Do you think we will have an intersection?

7. Once he was an annoyance, later he became a story, and now it is a thing of the past.

8. Do you know what it's like to love deeply? It's like the room suddenly darkens. I'm not looking for the magic lamp, but looking for him.

9. If you get a deadpan chat, I'm afraid my thoughts are not in place.

10. Lan Yan is doing her boyfriend's duty, not her boyfriend's rights, and love rat is occupying her boyfriend's rights, not her boyfriend's obligations!

1 1. Possession is a very strange thing. Even if someone mentions your name, I will be unhappy.

12. The money in the pocket is the most ruthless, and the fat on the body is the most persistent.

13. May you smile when you hear my name and give me a hug when you see me.

14. It's not that I won't take part in accidental amusement, but I don't want to waste my acting skills on you.

15. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or freeze me to death with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. I want black and white, clean and tidy.

16. I copied my homework and got the test paper, but I really want to do my homework.

17. Come out to play. Ok, I'll go out to play with you after I finish my homework. If you don't want to see me, just say so.

18. It's unfair that boys have stories called vicissitudes of life and girls have past stories called filth.

19. I really want to turn my life to the last page and see who is accompanying me to my old age.

20. Because she was raped three years ago, she became silent, depressed and afraid to communicate with others. At this moment, he appeared beside her. He amused her with humor and humor, and let her get out of the haze and return to her previous cheerfulness. He proposed to her, and she readily agreed. On their wedding night, he held her in his arms and kissed every inch of her skin. She thinks she is the happiest woman. He whispered in her ear: three years later, you are still so perfect.

2 1. I have never been stingy with my good night, but it is not ordinary people who can hear me say good morning.

22. Hello, this is the mobile phone. I have a hundred ways to stop you from finishing your homework, but you can't.

23. It takes ten years to build a boat and a hundred years to build a bunk bed.

24. You say "Oh" fluently, never stutter, and you say "Well" cruelly, never enthusiastically.

25. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit; When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.

26. When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now think about it, it's really cheap.

27. The same kiss. Isn't it disgusting to kiss a second person? Don't you think it's obscene to say the same sweet words to the second person?

28. An old photo is like an old love letter.

29. I found the magic lamp. I hope you can fall in love with me before I die. As a result, I won eternal life.

30. After buying the vegetables, the girl was stopped, but the money was not paid. After paying the money, the girl was stopped and the money was not found. After finding the money, the girl was stopped, but she didn't take the food.

3 1. I'm not the Mona Lisa, and I won't smile at everyone.

I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

Heaven is the best tourist destination, where you can see the spectacular sight of others going to hell.

34. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

Even if you are already taken, I will replace it with another flower.

36. Don't take my tolerance for you as your indulgence capital.

37. I live better than anyone without you.

38. Life is like a card game! Not to catch a good hand, but to play a bad hand.

39. It turns out that I am the maker of tragedy.

40. Customers are God, but businesses say they believe in Buddhism.

4 1. At the beginning of life, human nature is good. It is a hero not to do homework.

42. If one day you become a pervert, I will remember that you were innocent.

43. Bullshit with me, you buy a coffin first!

44. Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't pull it off.

45. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be a surprise when I open the lid-another bottle!

46. In karaoke, singing well is boring and singing badly is interesting. The more out of tune, the more atmospheric. There is no progress in singing because I don't want to spoil the atmosphere.

47. The only reason that keeps me alive now is to witness whether 20xx is true or not.

48. One person lives a day with a pack of cigarettes and a computer | One person lives a night with a bottle of wine and a plate of broad beans.

49. The so-called love is nothing more than liking, pursuing, liking, being happy, being tired, quarreling, fading, and breaking up soon.

50. How many children who are tone-deaf gain confidence from a song?

Weibo 2020 super domineering personality signature.

1: From today, smile every day. Everything in the world is a trivial matter except life and death.

2. The head can be broken and the blood can flow, but I can't meet it. Cool enough to explode. Talk about sharing.

3: either hold me tight or roll away, don't drag me half to death.

4: As soon as I chat with you, you reply to me extra, as if I were raping you.

When dogs meet, they kiss or lick, while when people meet, they cheat or act.

I don't want to wait for anyone, so I will wait for the red light and die when the rain stops.

7: Be cruel or endure.

8: I don't want to say good night to you. I want to squeeze into your quilt, hold you in my arms and give you a good night kiss.

9: The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat and eat with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

10: As long as I'm unmoved, there's nothing the Monkey King can do about me.

1 1: If you don't like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide.

12: Hold your head high, let the wind dry your tears and move on!

13: If I am in love, it doesn't matter if I am late. If I get rich, please do it now.

14: Since then, we have no loyalty, and I am no longer your father.

15: Stop being depressed and be lively and cheerful like a psychopath.

16: Don't say sorry to me, I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

17: people still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

18: Promise not to tell anyone that I am super cute.

19: Handsome is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand.

Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

2 1: angels lose their hair, not to mention that you are just a chicken.

Don't call me arrogant, I just despise dealing with you.

I will kill anyone who comes into your life, so remember, you can only be mine.

24: I can make your eyes shine, or I can make your eyes blind.

Time can change everything, but it can't change the fact that the earth is still turning.

Don't be afraid, don't worry, after ten years, everything is just a snack we should have.

27: I can afford it and put it down. My sister's life is raining.

28: Some words are not so easy to say when the upper lip is in contact with the lower lip.

29: I am crazy, too. I want to die with you.

30: Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.

3 1: Don't always think about watching me play cheap, then I have to be willing.

32: Your life is like a clothes hanger, covered with a green hat.

Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

34: look down on life and death, and do it if you don't accept it.

35: Because I want to win, you all have to lose.

36: If you have the intention to hook up with my partner, I will be able to rip your head off.

37: I have a temper, and I won't change too much because of who. Don't tell me repeatedly who hasn't woven baskets, and you can't pinch my persimmons.

Don't challenge my temper with what little personality you have left, because you are not qualified!

39: Keep the change, don't wait, I told you mine, go to hell.

40: Your singing is totally tone-deaf, so you might as well sing well at night.

4 1: Because I want to win, you have to lose, and you have to cry if you can't fix it.

42: Don't do things that you regret. If you do, do what others regret.

43: Go your own way, go your own way, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.

20 19 Weibo's signature with super domineering personality.

From today on, smile every day, except for life and death, everything in the world is a small matter.

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, I can't meet it. Cool enough to explode. Talk about sharing.

Hold me tight or stay away from me. Don't drag me half to death.

As soon as I talk to you, you reply to me as if I were raping you.

Dogs kiss or lick when they meet, and people cheat or act when they meet.

I don't want to wait for anyone, I just wait for the red light, wait for the rain to stop, and wait for death.

Be tough or endure.

I don't want to say good night to you. I want to squeeze into your quilt, hold you in my arms and give you a good night kiss.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat and eat with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

As long as I don't move my feelings, the Monkey King can't help it.

If you don't like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide.

Hold your head up, let the wind dry your tears and move on!

If I am in love, it doesn't matter if I am late. If I get rich, please do it now.

After that, we are no longer just, and I am no longer your father.

Stop being depressed and be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

Don't say sorry to me, I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

Promise me you won't tell anyone that I'm super cute.

Handsome is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand.

Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

Angels lose their hair, not to mention that you are just a chicken.

Don't call me arrogant, I just despise dealing with you.

I will kill anyone who comes into your life, so remember, you can only be mine.

I can make your eyes shine or make you blind.

Time can change everything, but not forever. The earth is still turning.

Don't be afraid, don't worry, after ten years, everything is just a snack we should have.

I can afford it, but I can put it down. My sister's life is raining.

Some words are hard to say when the upper lip touches the lower lip.

I am crazy, too. I want to die with you.

Don't always say that your weather-beaten face is beautiful or ugly.

Don't always want to see me as a bitch, but I have to be willing.

Your life is like a clothes hanger with a green hat.

Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

Look down on life and death, and do it if you refuse.

Because I want to win, you all have to lose.

If you want to hook up with my date, I have the ability to rip your head off.

I have a temper, and I won't change much because of who I am. Don't tell me repeatedly who hasn't woven baskets, and you can't pinch my persimmons.

Don't challenge my temper with what little personality you have left, because you are not qualified!

Keep the change, don't wait, I told you to die.

Your singing is totally tone-deaf. You might as well sing well at night.

Because if I want to win, you will lose, and if I can't fix it, I will cry.

Don't do things that you regret. If you do, do what others regret.

Go your own way, go your own way, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.

Popular and domineering, Weibo's signature

1: If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people commit crimes against me, they will be respectful and respectful. If someone commits another crime against me, I'll give you an injection. If people still commit crimes against me, they will be wiped out.

Nothing can make me cry, and nothing is worth my tears.

3: I will hit you if I hit you. Do you still need to pick a date?

4: Anti-addiction setting is completed. Please be considerate.

It's useless to be beautiful, but I'm not as beautiful as myself.

6. Love without results is not love, not to mention I have to guess.

7: I never got anything, so I can't talk about losing it. ...

8: Looking back, someone has a dog behind him.

9: You shine when I love you, and you are nothing when I don't love you.

10: Put on my high profile and let him know that the past can never come back.

1 1: Looking at your dirty face, I have an impulse to throw up.

12: Give happiness to your girlfriend and leave sadness to someone else's boyfriend.

13: I'm not a glass or a crystal, so I won't be easily seen through.

I'm sorry if my joke hurt you. I thought we knew each other very well.

15:- Drink wine if you want to add some salt to your shadow and dry it.

16: My parking lot is too small to hold your permanence.

17: Friend, I don't want to have a heart, I just want to be different.

18: What is a man? Our sister is the king.

19: The fairest thing in this world is that everyone will die.

20: Brothers were brought back by a pair. I don't know my value until I export it.

2 1: I'm not a piano. Please stop playing with my feelings!

22: Smiling at you is just humble flattery in front of you. Why should I pawn my youth like this?

23: I don't know what it means to go back to shore. I only know that youth has no regrets.

24: ...~ My sister's world is illusory, and I won't spoil it for you ... lt;

When I came into this world, I didn't want to go back alive.

26: Feelings are nothing, and it is not worth being hurt by so many people.

27: Beauty is nothing, but beauty is king.

28: I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability.

After all, the woman who loves me the most in the world has married my father.

30: Don't look at my weakness. When my little universe explodes, I can pick up the globe.

3 1: It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully.

32: Busy streets, pedestrians coming and going, and lonely subways have nothing to do with me.

33: If yes, please go deep. If you don't mind, please go away. ...

I can't get involved in your past, and you must have me in your future.

Why explain things you don't care about at all?

36: Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

37: It clears up and you come out to show off in an ostentatious manner again!

38: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

4 1: There is a big plate on these two lips.

42: Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

43: Were you thrown three times when you were born, and only caught twice?

44: I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

45: It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

46: Empty and lonely, get dressed and go out.

47: At the beginning, you were strong to death! Now you are as fragile as shit!

48: Have you ever swam in the water, run past a fish or a donkey?

49: The girl strode forward and took care of the dog behind her.

50: Don't take anyone seriously, maybe they haven't taken you seriously.

5 1: Although I was badly hurt, neither the employer nor the employees intended to come back alive.

52: My idols are limited! Sorry, my idol is out of print.

53: I'm not a customer service person. I have to answer everything you have no right to ask.

54: Don't treat your sister as gold. Sister is actually a sparkling diamond.