Qq, talk about funny comments.

1, turn around, why the fuck haven't you left yet?

2. What is money? It's something I don't have

3. Shit, you look too valuable.

4. Going to school is like whoring, which costs money and effort.

5, since I got mental illness, the whole thing is mental.

6. When I was a child, I played hide-and-seek with my family. When my family hid, I always went straight home.

7, don't chase, they are all pure men, don't bully people too much.

8. I smiled. I really laughed. I smiled happily.

9. Please don't send electricity to my sister. Your brother has a telegram for you.

10, you smile at 45 degrees, but you can't find it at 100 degrees.

1 1, just because I see you more in the crowd, why are you so fucking shameless?

12, I've been losing my hair recently. Was it a year ago?

13, as long as the merits are deep, shit is true.

14, others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.

15, fuck you, you add me as a friend. It seems that you only steal food and don't talk. Sweat!

16, you have no humanity, no consciousness, no virtue, no difference, too casual. You are not a man at all. You can be simple and changeable.

1 7, you play for me, play for me, don't play with me, I'll go home and kill you.

18, people say I'm beautiful, but it's all makeup.

1 9, Shenzhouxing, I think it's ok, so I won't pay the fee, see if you can!

20, squeeze without urine, forge the body.

2 1. What kind of bird are you with chicken feathers on the bat?

22. People are not embarrassed, but perfect.

23. People are monkeys, and nothing is not cheap.

24, painful urination, urgent urination, endless urination, please use grass coral buccal tablets. 25, forget it, forget it, stop it, stop it, ok! I said stop! You have to agree if you don't agree! Come on, let's get married! 26. Can I ask you to live with a smile?

1. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

I have not only a car, but also my own!

There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

I won't tell you if you kill me, but you haven't made a beautiful plan yet!

6. Not only am I lucky, but I also have athlete's foot!

8. Is there a P for handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn!

9. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong!

10. Relax, I'm not a good person. ......

12. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!

13. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm in love for two generations!

14. If you ignore me, I will be a dog!

17. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

18. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

19. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

2 1. Hey, say what should be said and whisper what shouldn't be said.

22. Can you say stealing about a scholar?

23. Damn it, don't ask single men such questions!

24. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

25. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

26. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

27. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough. ...

32. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

34. A: Where to eat? I have no money.

B: Let's go to the restaurant. It's on me.-the hose.

40. She is so fat that my thigh can't twist her arm.

4 1. There is a saying in Shushan, do it first, and learn from the endless sea to make porridge.

42. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.