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New Year greetings are very funny.

1. If beauty is a crime, then you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want to be chopped to pieces? ! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!

I hope you are as happy as the teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and risking happy bubbles! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all your wishes come true! Hey!

3, New Year's Day is coming, send you a good mood: no matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountain is, how many legs the spider has, how spicy the pepper is, no matter how ghost bin Laden is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful and happy. Never regret!

The God of Wealth asked me to tell you that you should be kind to people, especially the person who sent you this message. Always make this person happy. Invite this man to dinner and give him a big gift. The God of Wealth will take care of you.

No gifts will be given on New Year's Day this year. Send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you!

6, I wish you a new year: yes man, the most beautiful scenery to go out, you are the king in the world, better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets.

7. I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

8. When New Year's Day comes, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, can't eat, come back!

9, I wish you in the new year, get rich and set foot on Marlboro, career in Hongtashan, love Ashima, financial resources all over Greater China.

10, I wish you the Year of the Dog and be as fat as a pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; Business is steaming like Dapeng.

1 1, weather forecast: 202 1, you will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky summer, health cream, perfect thunder and hail. Please pay attention to them all the year round.

12. Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues should be diligent and have no temper, and friends should be snot. Wipe your nose quickly and have a clean New Year.

13, Happy New Year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain.

14, I wish you beautiful every day, always happy, healthy and lucky every second, never lonely, and more money! Happy new year!

The meaning of New Year's Day: New Year's Day, that is, 1 on the Gregorian calendar, is commonly called "New Year" in most countries in the world. Yuan means "start", and the beginning of each number is called "yuan"; Dan means "day"; New Year's Day means "the first day". The word "Chinese New Year" first appeared in China's literary works. In the history of China, "New Year's Day" means "the first day of the first month". The calculation method of "the first month" was very inconsistent before the period of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, and the date of New Year's Day in previous dynasties was also inconsistent. After the Revolution of 1911, it was decided to use the Gregorian calendar (actually used 19 12) in the first year of the Republic of China, and it was stipulated that Gregorian calendar 65438+ 10/0 was called "New Year's Day", but it was not called "New Year's Day". 1949, People's Republic of China (PRC) took 65438+ 10 1 as New Year's Day, so New Year's Day is also called "solar year", "new calendar year" or "Gregorian year" in China.

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