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Talking about returning the net to make up the homework

1. I don't have dozens of papers in my hand these days, so I'm embarrassed to tell others that school is on holiday.

2. The so-called holiday means that the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

3. Waking up during the holiday does not mean getting up; Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up.

4. China's holiday principle is to pay back what you owe!

5. I will stick to surfing the internet when I have a fever during the holiday. When you sneeze in class, you will think it is terminal cancer.

6. The shortest distance in the world, from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday.

7. "What did you bring to school"? "A heart ready for a holiday"

8. Everyone is studying how to get the most handsome entrance at the beginning of school. I have been studying when to have a holiday.

9. Why did the May 4th Movement break out? Because the May Day holiday is only three days.

10. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a night that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

1 1. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now this group has a different holiday time.

12. Holidays depend on ancestors, and classes are suspended due to typhoon.

13. I despise those who go out to play as soon as they have a holiday. I just want to give them four words: please take me with you.

14. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it is homework over and over again.

15. Lying in bed playing with my mobile phone, I slapped myself at the thought that I hadn't touched my book after a long vacation and was still distracted by playing with my mobile phone.

16. My concept of holidays is that my charger is never idle.

17. When I was studying, I felt that I didn't learn very well. After the holiday, I found that I was not very good at playing.

18. "Did you have a good holiday?" "Only fast, no joy."

19. Leave your long hair for five minutes for a few years and forget all the knowledge you have learned for a few years as soon as you have a holiday.

20. "Close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode!" Sorry, your configuration is too low to start this function.

2 1. It's a holiday. Learning God is brushing questions, learning bully is brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

22. The job failed to load. Please have another school holiday.

23. No matter how boring the holiday is, I don't want to go to school. Just like loving you is helpless, I don't want to let go.

24. "Are you excited about the holiday?" "Well, homework will make you more excited!"

25. Today's holiday is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekend is never the same. To sum up, holidays are just like farting.

26. It's only after a holiday that I find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.

27. "I feel as light as before the holiday", "Talking to people" and "I didn't write my homework"

For us, having a holiday means doing our homework in a different place.

29. It's not easy to have a holiday these days. This festival in Tomb-Sweeping Day is still touched by our ancestors.

30. Class is for class, and school is for vacation. Without the support of such a great mind, I can't imagine how I have the courage to come to school.