Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I am a 23-year-old girl, and now I want to get married and settle down.

I am a 23-year-old girl, and now I want to get married and settle down.

1) Knowing each other's providence, knowing each other's sincerity, loving family, accompanying thoughts, once casual, turned into today's honey juice, once arbitrary, while doing well today. A single-minded life is the true meaning of love.

2) Do you want to give people around you a sense of security? Get married, single creep. You want to give your parents happiness? Get married and have a happy family. Do you want to keep her for yourself? Get married and stop falling in love. Do you want someone to wash the dishes and pots? Get married, tacky!

3) Today, I prepared 999 roses for you, which is the waiting time for our Millennium date. This is the palace where our dreams come true, beautiful bride, you are my 1000 th rose! Let's make a wish and hold hands again.

4) Every marriage is happy, which sweeps away loneliness twice for the world and adds a legend to the red rain. Every marriage is cruel, which awakens a fantasy obsession for the earth and adds a dull sweetness to the world.

5) When they first met, they were very shy. Both of them have doubts and don't know why. In fact, fate has arrived, and the old man has come to match. They get married when the moon is full. After spring, summer and autumn, they are psychologically happy. Why did Guanyin come to see his son off?