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How to write interesting things at home in kindergarten

The world of children is unique, and there will always be things you don’t expect. Childhood is fun and childlike. The following are interesting stories about children in small classes at home. Let’s take a look at their childhood world

1: Brother Xiaobao’s two front teeth began to shake. When the baby discovered it, he immediately told his grandma. Grandma said: "Brother's deciduous teeth (baby teeth) are about to be replaced." The elder brother became anxious when he heard this: "Who said mine are deciduous teeth? They are my eating teeth." The baby said, "Brother, your food teeth have been replaced. Are they?" Aren’t you going to replace it with steel teeth?

2: One day, my mother was talking to someone else: “Why haven’t I heard of this kind of Lupao electric car? Yueyue heard this and said desperately: "Mom, this road is for walking, how could it run away?" "

3: Mom said: Baby, don't move. There is a spider on your head. I will help you get rid of it. The baby who was playing the game replied: "How can there be a pig on my head? It is so Big, how did you get up there? ”

4: The baby and his father went to Xiamen to dig for crabs on the beach. They couldn’t find the crabs and dug a big hole. Before leaving, the baby asked his father to carry the hole home. . . . Moved home. His father cried.

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5: He learned from kindergarten: “Those who open windows are bad children. "I said: "They are all good boys, just don't pick up next time. She continued: "You will understand after falling once!" "

6: Eating biscuits this morning, she saw a ball net on the biscuit package. She deliberately said excitedly: "Oh! Net flavor! "She knew it was cantaloupe flavored, so she was joking!

7: In the morning, she moved from the warm bed to the cold car within half an hour. There was a traffic jam at the entrance of the kindergarten, and my daughter was exhausted waiting. The cars outside were breathing white air, and we were breathing white air in the car. I said, "Look, every car is yawning!" The daughter became energetic at that time: "Why?" ”

8: I remember the child suddenly said this morning: “Garbage is the food of the trash can.” She thought about it and said: "Glass is like rock candy in the trash can!" ”

9: Yesterday, grandma’s hand was pricked by a cactus. The child comforted her: “It’s okay, grandma, this is to exercise your body!” "Grandma didn't understand. I knew she was learning what I said when I had a fever in the past. Then she tried to round things off: "If you never get pricked, you will cry when you get injections in the future! ”

10: Eating a small corn cup with her child at McDonald’s. She was sitting with her back against the wall. A fly landed on her head and flew away. She turned back slowly and cheerfully and asked: “Who is it?” "I guess she wants to ask: Are you an aboriginal here? Or an immigrant who comes to the public toilet?

11: Teach your daughter a book. It is clear that there is a big bear living in the tree hole, but every time I tell her, she says It’s Lazy Sheep. I was puzzled. After reading it for several days, I discovered that there was a sentence called “A lazy voice came from the tree hole”!

12: Yesterday, I said “mildly” and my daughter heard it. I asked her to get up this morning and said, "I'm slightly awake." It worked. She moved, arched and still wanted to sleep, without opening her eyes, and said, "I'm slightly awake!" "It stopped moving again. I went to kindergarten and walked in the community. I reminded her not to step on the dog. She quite understood: "If you step on it, the puppy will be unhappy!" ”

13: Lele likes to eat chocolate cones. I only limit her to eating two cones a day. Now she wanted to eat them again, but she had no excuse to eat them, so she said to me: “Mom, what do you want?” Eat chocolate? "I said: "I don't want to. ""Lele said again: "Eat it, chocolate is delicious." "If you don't eat it, I don't like it." "You will like it after eating it, and eating chocolate will make you smarter."