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As for the weekend mood, I forget when I started playing mobile phone in bed on weekends.

Meet with the breeze and spread a refreshing mood; Negotiate with happiness and fill your weekend bags; Meet the bright moon, discuss the starlight, and warmly decorate the coolness of the weekend; I wish you a happy weekend, full of honey and smiling with the wind!

Busy life is wonderful, life challenges are perfect, love is smooth, career is successful, and life has gains and losses. I wish you all the best on the weekend!

I started to plan this short message on Friday morning, and I specially asked Duke Zhou to discuss it again. It took me a night to revise it, and it was finally finished on Saturday morning. Now it's for you, Dangdang ~ Have a nice weekend!

Busy all year round; In addition to going to work, it is a bed; Friendship, never forget; Infinitely concerned, hidden in my heart; It's the weekend again, happy; Pick up the phone and write a few lines: I wish you happiness and health; Life is happy, as sweet as sugar; Thousands of bonuses have arrived; Good luck and long-term happiness!

I forget when I started to press the phone button in bed. I forgot when I started. I used to use Weibo to refresh my mood. Forgetting when, going to other people's space is also a concern; I forget when it became a habit to send you short messages. It's the weekend, remember to go out and relax!

Listen! Because we are friends, we can't wait for you to say hello first. The purpose of this message is very virtuous, that is, to express my heart and talk about my feelings. Greetings to your heart. After all, have a nice weekend!

Since when is everyone being urged to get married?

Since when is everyone being urged to get married? (Part I) 1. The strange experience in life is that I fell in love with my colleague. It was not my parents who urged me to get married, but the manager who urged me to get married. I begged my boss to let me go.

2. The boss urges you to work overtime, your parents urge you to get married, and your relatives and friends advise you to stop picking. You just want to wait for the right person.

I have grown up and know how to live a long life, so I don't need any advice.

4. I am anxious that I have accomplished nothing, I don't know how to change, and I am frantically urging marriage at home.

Being forced to get married is terrible. My dream is to be a super devil, not a gentle and virtuous wife of IKEA.

6. Each of us lives in the present and faces all kinds of things and pressures every day. There was academic pressure when I was a student. After graduation, my parents urged me to have a blind date, get married and have children.

7. When I was older, I began to be rejected by my family, forced to get married, and so on. Life is hard to be independent and free, but there is no matching economic foundation.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

9. I sighed and expressed countless bitterness and helplessness. I don't want to say a word, and I don't want to communicate more for a minute.

10. I thought there was a blind date post when I came in. Boys always refuse blind dates and stay single.

1 1. Those friends who really feel lack of heart-to-heart when they are helpless actually don't want to stay at home. They are urged to get married by their parents every day, but they have nowhere to go and no intimate friends to play in the nearby circles. This day is really hard.

12. I thought I was still young at 25, but I didn't expect my family to be a nominal age, so I panicked.

13. It's not that I don't want to get married, but that someone came and didn't leave.

14. My sister is two years older than me and is getting married. It's my turn next. Today, I received a family urging me to get married, leaving me alone.

15. As the first batch of post-90s generation, after the Spring Festival this year, I will enter the army of 30 years old in nominal age, and urging marriage is immune to me.

16. The scenery of one person is really good. At least I haven't enjoyed my life for a long time. Now I am finally relieved. Why are you so mean? I am bored with my parents every day.

17. The pressure is so great that even dreaming is forced to get married. In the dream, they were forced to drop the table, run away and even want to jump down.

18. Are you also urged to get married by your family? If so, then I think we may have a story.

19. In the face of urging marriage, everyone should have a correct attitude. I believe it is only a matter of time before the person who loves you and the person you love appear. Blind date is also a way to find that person. You can also try.

20. Alas, I have been urging me to get married again. If I had known, I wouldn't have worked from home. I'm tired of these things.

Since when is everyone being urged to get married? (Part II) 2 1. Unconsciously, I also successfully joined the team that was forced to get married. Others think it's picky, but I really haven't met the right person.

22. Every time I go to my grandmother's house for dinner, I have to do a lot of psychological construction, because I really can't resist her forced marriage and blind date.

23. With less money, many things are far away from home, so it is really urgent to get married.

24. I'm not married yet. I can't let go of that relationship and forget that person. I am urged to get married by my parents every day. But my heart has been lost ...

25.20XX is destined to be extraordinary! I'm a junior, I quit my job, I'm urged to get married every day, and I have to pay the rent every month. It is the double pressure of economy and spirit! I'm so stressed.

26. If we were in love, would the result be different?

27. At the age of being at a loss, things are always unsatisfactory.

28. Of course, this Mid-Autumn Festival would be very good without the constant urging of parents and relatives to urge each other to find someone to get married in turn.

29. I didn't feel anything before, but now I suddenly feel that it's good not to talk at home. Although it doesn't matter, it gives me my own private space and won't be gossiped.

30. At this moment, I am being urged to get married again. You see, your former primary school classmate is playing at the door with a big belly and has a girlfriend.

3 1. Alas, I was forced to get married again. If I had known, I wouldn't have worked from home.

Even when I grow up, I dare not tell my parents what I mean. If I did, I wouldn't listen. On the contrary, I don't listen. It's not easy not to let you say anything, but I really don't want to rush the marriage. Now I'm afraid of getting married.

33. Suddenly all my family members care about my marriage and love. Am I old enough to get married?

34. There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

35.08 years ago, men and women who went home and generally reached marriageable age and worked outside all the year round could not get rid of the link of being urged by their parents, relatives and friends to get married on a blind date!

36. The most precious wealth of mankind is hope, which relieves our pain and paints a bright future for us to enjoy the present happiness. If human misfortune only focuses on the present, then people will stop sowing and planting, and people will be prepared for nothing; So in this earthly enjoyment, people will lack everything.

37. I was urged by my parents to find another boyfriend to get married tonight. I don't know how much you want to marry me. Are you urged by your parents?

38. It's ok to be urged to get married by parents these days. How can you be urged to get married by students! How tired my heart is.

39. My parents helped me with a blind date with a boy without telling me.

40. Working overtime makes me very happy, because I can forget everything around me and face a simple job without dealing with seven aunts and eight aunts.

Feeling: If you put it down, you will have no worries.

Success does not happen in the future, but accumulates from the moment you decide to do it.

No matter how long the road is, it can be completed step by step; No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

Don't give up your dreams easily, and don't choose comfort at the age when you can bear hardships most.

Young people are acting, we don't care, but we are crying in our hearts.

Take life seriously and be lively.

It is not the environment that makes people, but people create the environment.

Think of others, but live for yourself.

Good love, in fact, finally gets the rest of the soul. No tension, no need to please and take off the mask. Two people can be themselves and never worry that the other person can't accept their true appearance. In the happy relaxation and cross-eyed dedication, they gained the charging energy of love-that is, two hearts that understand each other found their real home.

Life is like a dance, the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.

No one can go back and start over, but anyone can write a completely different ending from now on.

No matter how many times people make mistakes, as long as they don't lose the courage to do it again, there is bound to be much to be done.

Let the future come and the past pass.

Sometimes the solution is to do nothing.

When you advise others, if you don't care about others' self-esteem, then no matter how good it is, it is useless.

Comparison is the root of trouble.

If you insist on taking simple things seriously, you will be very painful.

We should know how to cherish and protect everyone around us, because looking back at the broken neck in our last life, we only met in this life.

You don't have to ask for work. Nothing is an advantage. You don't have to feel virtuous, but complaining is virtuous.

Thank God for what I have, and thank God for what I don't have.

The princess's pure feelings are written on her face, and the witch's deep feelings are planted in her heart.

The best way to get what you want is to make yourself worthy of it.

A clever woman deserves sympathy.

The upper class is built on poverty and ignorance.

I was interested in marriage at first, but later I was wrong about divorce.

Life is like a road, with ups and downs and flatness; In the process of growing up, it will not be smooth sailing, sometimes it will fall, sometimes it will not fall, but it will always move on.

Every day I live now is the youngest day of the rest of my life.

Wise men make plans according to time, fools move against time.

Keep your mouth shut in the group and be alone in your heart. Self-cultivation is the most important thing, and being cautious is the first thing you get involved in.

Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like.

Being hated is painless, but people who hate others will eventually be black and blue, so from now on, never hate others.

On the road of life, it will never be smooth sailing, and on the road of life, it will never happen overnight. There are always storms, frost and snow, setbacks and failures, unexpected encounters, difficulties and obstacles, and unexpected arrival. The key is to see how you face and deal with it. If you are normal, indifferent to fame and fortune, and look down on money, failure is not terrible, and setbacks are not terrible. Life will become warm and peaceful.

Silence does not simply mean that impatient people are prone to failure. Timely silence is a kind of wisdom, a skill, and a profit-taking mentality.

Instead of worrying about others doing better than you, pay attention to how you do better day by day.

No matter how many times people make mistakes, as long as they don't lose the courage to do it again, there is bound to be much to be done.

Beautiful women are pleasing to the eye, and mature women are pleasing to the eye.

Birthday is a stage, a test and an opportunity. When in love, men will make more use of this; After marriage, women will take advantage of this.

Giving up is not a lack of fighting spirit, but another choice in life. It is boring not to be interested in this matter. Why don't we choose to give up?

Death is not the loss of life, but walking out of time.

I didn't have a decent heart before you, and I didn't have any pain after you.

When nostalgia becomes a classic disease, we are already terminally ill.

Sometimes forgetting is the best liberation, and silence is the best telling.

The best way to keep something is to ignore it. Too much love is easy to destroy. Forget it, it has more chances to survive.

A person who often looks at other people's shortcomings is not good enough because he has no time to review himself.

If you put it down, there will be no worries.

Talk about the mood of the weekend.

I have Li Bai's talent, Pan An's looks, Jay Chou is not as handsome as me, Nicholas Tse is handsome, and Liu Xiang can run, all of which are not as tasteful as me. I know you will invite each other this weekend, so please hurry up and wait until it expires!

The second is the weekend, and happiness jumps on the tip of the tongue. Make a happy snack with warmth as seasoning; Put romance into the pressure cooker and let the family slowly boil; Happiness with a little pepper, stir-fry on fire. The dish is ready, please have a taste! Hey hey, have a nice weekend!

Third, what a proud moment it is, what a great moment it is, what a brilliant moment it is, what a proud moment it is, what an exciting moment it is, what a happy moment it is, and what a tearjerker it is. . . I must tell the world: the weekend is here! Rest! I can finally wake up naturally!

The weekend is coming. I hope you can put aside your hard work and experience the relaxation of the weekend. I hope this message won't disturb your peace, but it can take away the dust this week. Have a nice weekend!

5. Every song has a story. There are weekends every week. Everyone has a wish. My wish is to disturb your dream and accept my blessing: Have a nice weekend!

Sixth, all year round, busy; In addition to going to work, it is a bed; Friendship, never forget; Infinitely concerned, hidden in my heart; It's the weekend again, happy; Pick up the phone and write a few lines: I wish you happiness and health; Life is happy, as sweet as sugar; Thousands of bonuses have arrived; Good luck and long-term happiness!

Seven, I forgot when I started, and I like to lie in bed and press the buttons on my mobile phone; I forgot when I started. I used to use Weibo to refresh my mood. Forgetting when, going to other people's space is also a concern; I forget when it became a habit to send you short messages. It's the weekend, remember to go out and relax!

Eight, listen! Because we are friends, we can't wait for you to say hello first. The purpose of this message is very virtuous, that is, to express my heart and talk about my feelings. Greetings to your heart. After all, have a nice weekend!

Nine, Fushan has a road for you to open, Caishan has trees for you to plant, happiness comes for you, good luck loves you, love you on weekends, text messages make you laugh, and I wish you a smile on weekends, happiness and sweetness.

Ten, put the message on the pillow, you can see it when you wake up; Bring sunshine into your room, life is not dark; Inject enthusiasm into your heart, and your body and mind are no longer tired; Keep happiness by your side and wish you a bright smile. Wish you a happy weekend!

Eleven, the weekend time quietly arrived, happy smiling face basking in the sun, cordial greetings to the letter, warm wishes impartial. I wish you a happy weekend, happiness and sweetness!

Twelve, how to spend the weekend? Watermelon skin on your head, a big mat under your feet, ice cream in your left hand, herbal tea in your right hand, an electric fan hanging around your waist, nothing to whistle, boring to sleep in the refrigerator, how to cool down, this is how you should spend the weekend!

13. May the weekend bring you a pure smile, a good mood and leisure comfort, let the happiness of the weekend wash away your work fatigue and add more colors to your boring life. I wish you a good mood every day!

Fourteen, you are so handsome casually, and the beauty will blame you; Laugh at will and the world screams for you. Today is the weekend. For the sake of world peace, don't go out casually!

No matter where your cat is, I will find you. Whether you remember me or not, I will think of you. Whether you can receive my message or not, I will send it. I can't believe it's the weekend and you haven't come back yet!

Sixteen, agreed breeze, spread refreshing mood; Negotiate with happiness and fill your weekend bags; Meet the bright moon, discuss the starlight, and warmly decorate the coolness of the weekend; I wish you a happy weekend, full of honey and smiling with the wind!

Seventeen, busy life is wonderful, life challenges are perfect, love is smooth, career is successful, and life gains and losses. I wish you all the best on the weekend!

18. I started planning this short message on Friday morning, and I specially discussed it with Duke Zhou. It took me all night to revise it. It was finally completely finished on Saturday morning, and now I give it to you. Have a nice weekend!

Nineteen, on Monday, you said you didn't get enough sleep; On Tuesday, you said you were tired of driving to work; On Wednesday, you said it seemed like a big meal; On Thursday, you said you really wanted to party; On Friday, you said to get off work quickly; The weekend is here. May our weekend be full of beauty!

Twenty, don't always think about the weekend, is it interesting? Five full days is no better than two days of doing nothing. You think a lot. You really don't want to pursue it, my friend Where are you going to play this week? Remember to take me with you.

2 1. It is the wise who choose to smile. It is the benevolent who chooses tolerance. It is virtuous people who choose to be patient. Good people choose charity. Happy are those who choose to rest on weekends. I wish you a good weekend!

22. On this spring weekend, I wish your mood will always be bright in spring, your career will always be spring and autumn, life will always be spring, and love will always be spring night. In this sexy season of spring, please accept my wishes for spring, summer, autumn and winter: Changchun will never get old and spring will be beautiful!

Twenty-three, often under pressure = the work is not bad! Frequent shopping = money to spend! Often sigh busy = value! Frequent dating = young! Regular lectures = great potential! I often receive information = someone cares! Have a nice weekend!

Hey, it's weekend again! Busy for five days, tired for five days, bitter for five days, looking forward to five days, stupid for five days, and finally waiting for the weekend. A little happy, a little carefree, a little lonely, a little missing, a little looking forward to inviting you to accompany me. Go shopping, watch movies, relax and enjoy! Do you have a heart? Hey hey, happy weekend!

Twenty-five, time flies, life is a tortoise and a rabbit race; Busy, the weekend comes as scheduled; Walk slowly and let your heart calm down; Just smile more or less and be happy. I wish you a happy mood for leisure and entertainment, a gathering of relatives and friends, and a relaxing weekend.

Twenty-six, the weekend is here. I thought hard and finally brewed a lyric poem for you. Only when I turned on my mobile phone did I find that the inspiration had already slipped away, but after my unremitting efforts, I still came up with a very literary sentence for you: Happy weekend!

Honey, the weekend is coming. I hope you can unload the burden of stress, get rid of the fatigue of work, lie in a comfortable little bed and have a comfortable sleep. Finally, I wish you a smile and everything is fine.

Twenty-eight, miss into the breeze, dial the wind chime in front of your window, play a symphony of peace, wishful thinking, happiness, happiness and sweetness, and decorate your mood with my gentle greetings: Have a nice weekend!

Twenty-nine, cozy and warm, full of weekend atmosphere; Sweetness and joy spread in the festive atmosphere. A sincere blessing expresses the deep meaning of the heart. I wish you: have a good mood at the weekend!

Passengers who don't want to go to work, please don't miss your stop. The next stop is the weekend station! Passengers who get off the bus, please clear your mind and start a new day.