Tell me about the funny story of polyandry

1. I think, instead of having a second child, polyandry should be implemented. Firstly, there will be fewer bachelors. Secondly, several people will support their families together, and the burden will be less heavy. Thirdly, I want to buy a high-end mobile phone for my wife. A few people will buy it in partnership at random, and it will be no problem if the mink is skinned. Fourthly, it will reduce the cheating rate and divorce rate. Every woman has several husbands, and who is cheating, and it is male.

2. My wife stipulates that I can't go to the Internet cafe more than ten o'clock in the evening, otherwise I will be at my own risk. I won't believe this evil today. I called the netizen until two o'clock and went home to see that the door said "My husband is not at home tonight".

3. I went shopping with my husband. The aunt who often buys food asked me the first time she saw her husband: Is this your brother? Good-looking. Do you have a girlfriend? My daughter hasn't married yet ... and things like that have been nagging, and my husband took my hand and left. Auntie still catches up, and my husband pulls me faster and faster. Auntie can't catch up, but she shouts: You haven't paid for the food yet. . .

4. I bought a watch two days ago and sent it to the goddess of the same unit. Later, the goddess said that she didn't like it and returned it to me. I am contacting the customer service to return the goods. The customer service asked, "Is the protective film on the watch torn? I said no, I just opened the package and the package has not been opened yet. " The customer service said, "They said they didn't like you, not watches!"

5. The head teacher found two children in the class in puppy love. She was too lazy to ask her parents or educate her, so she directly asked the two children to sit at the same table with the most beautiful Loli and the most handsome Zhengtai in the class. A week later, the young couple ended their puppy love in suspicion and jealousy ... 1

The prisoner received a letter from his wife: You have gone in, and several acres of land in our house have not been turned over, so my in-laws can't move, and I have to look after the children. He wrote back: never turn it over, there is a gun buried in the ground.

A month later, his wife wrote back: A group of policemen have rummaged through our land several times. Where are the guns? Reply: If you don't have a gun, you should farm quickly. I can't help you with other things. 2

M: Let's meet, sister. It's nothing but inviting you to dinner.

W: Really? Where to eat? What grade?

man: as long as you are a sister, you can order all the hotels in the city.

W: I'm afraid you can't afford to invite me where I ordered.

m: I believe in my strength.

female: ok, go to your house and ask your daughter-in-law to make it for me. 3

When the husband came home from a business trip, he found his wife and her lover chatting. And his wife's lover shows that he loves her very much, and she loves him very much. The husband was angry and decided to fight him.

When they arrived in another room, the husband said, "We both shot into the air and fell to the ground. After she entered the room, whoever ran to her first would have her. "After the two discussed it, they fired a shot into the air.

My wife pushed the door and came in. She saw them lying on the ground and ran to the wardrobe and said, "Honey, come out, they are both dead." 4

A pilot went home for a holiday and went to the door. He wanted to surprise his wife and shouted humorously, "737 requested to land, 737 requested to land!"

I only heard a strange male voice in the room: "I see, I'll make room for you right away!" "

It's late, and I still stay in front of the TV and refuse to cook dinner. My husband was really hungry, but he didn't want to go to the kitchen, so he threatened me, "I'll go out to eat if I don't cook!" "

I said, "Just wait a little longer, just five minutes." Husband is puzzled: "Why do you do it so fast?" I said, "I'll change and go with you." 6

My cousin works in other places and goes back to his hometown by train. Just getting on the bus, I saw a buddy sitting in his seat, so I said politely, eldest brother, this is my seat. I didn't expect this guy to look at the ticket and his seat number. He was furious. You are blind, and your eyes are not long ... < P > Cousin looked at him sadly and didn't say anything. After standing for two stops, he saw that the buddy was falling asleep and gently woke him up. He said leisurely, eldest brother, you seem to be on the wrong train.