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Prove that you are single in one sentence. Tell me about your personality.
I don't understand your heart. My heart is broken.
If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right. If being right equals not having you, I am willing to miss my life.
4, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!
Mistakes are short-lived, but they are always regrettable.
6. The past is like starlight, 100 million light years away from me, shining with unique light in the dark, which I can never see or touch.
7. What is happiness is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.
8. What's the use of love? Otherwise you won't be lonely.
9. Love everything, but you can't insist on letting it live for a long time.
10, smile after letting go, just to cover up the painful scar.
1 1. You still have one in your heart. Please don't kiss me to avoid my question.
12, unconsciously, the eternity in your mouth has come to an end.
13, from beginning to end, Russia has only a body without a soul.
14, after knowing it, I still couldn't help but lose it for a while.
15, as a proletariat, only in fantasy can we give full play to our imagination.
16, I want to say a lot, but I don't know who to tell.
17, far apart, there is always a wall between us.
18, through the spring, summer, autumn and winter, and through the cold and summer to the geometry of true love.
19, tangled too much, feeling numb. It turns out that love is just a mistake.
20. Those lovers who never give up will eventually be scattered all over the world.
2 1. Can we go back to the past and find the original happiness?
22. I'm just tired of playing this time and want to have a good rest.
23, that group is only a grouping of you, and eventually becomes a blank.
24, sad invasion, the whereabouts of the oath is unknown, can not find the person who once loved.
25. You promised me a promise, but did you keep your promise?
26. I choose to give you freedom, even if I can't bear it.
27. There is a distance between reality and dreams, so love cannot be firm.
28. Love is not as perfect as those promises.
29, so stubbornly go on, slowly die in memory.
30. How can you leave me alone and worry about the past?
3 1, I hate that all my thoughts are occupied by you.
I tried not to think about you, but I couldn't.
33. Two people who love each other are waiting for each other to tell the reason why they want to separate.
34. Is there anyone like me who is still waiting for an answer that I already know the result?
35. Trust is like an eraser, which gradually wears away in repeated mistakes.
36. There are many points in life that we must bear.
37. Some people can only miss it in their hearts all their lives!
38. The displaced become a blessing, and the happy become happiness.
39. It turns out that love has no end, and no one can accompany anyone to the end forever.
40. Love is a dream, but some people always oversleep.
4 1, I love you, we are together, sorry, we met strangers.
42. Love is a needle in the sea. It's really hard to buy.
43. My strength is weak in front of you.
44. Wait, whose face is old.
45. I cried at first, but now I can let it go with a smile.
46. I have always stood where you hurt me, and you have always stayed in the distance that made me cry.
47. The most vulnerable side of a woman is invisible to men.
48. Loneliness makes me so vulnerable.
When I was 49 or 7 years old, I caught cicadas, thinking that I could catch them all summer. When I was seventeen, I kissed your face, thinking that I could be with you forever.
50. Fireworks in the night sky light up happiness, but they can't shine into the corner of my heart.
In a word, you are single dog 202 1 single dog. Tell me about it.
1. You can get up from both sides in the morning.
I changed 10086 to my boyfriend, so I can always feel the concern from my boyfriend.
3. A person who eats hot and sour powder accidentally gets it in his eyes and dare not go away, for fear that the waiter will take the table away, so he can only finish it in tears.
I have been thinking about whether to change my personality orientation and try it.
The person who marries me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you.
6. Let's call you a single turtle. After all, at your age, several dogs have died!
7. Tanabata, what's the big deal? Can we still be together next year? !
8. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering being a dog or being my boyfriend?
9. Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.
10. Waiter, don't close the plate. I'm going to the bathroom!
1 1. I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.
12. The second cup was half price, but no one came.
13. It doesn't matter, you're not fighting alone. When you are lonely, please remember that there is Qian Qian's single dog behind you!
14. The girl touched me on the bus, and I even thought about where our children are studying!
15. His wife will be angry, and my wife is still inflating.
16. I won't be melodramatic with you, nor will I show love and brotherhood on Tanabata! May all lovers be brothers!
17. What festival is Qixi? Will there be a holiday?
18. Our relationship is like a game. I practiced to the full level and you deleted the game.
19. On Chinese Valentine's Day, my dog is going out on a date. I'm in charge of guarding the door and waiting for the dog to come home.
20. I sometimes shave only one leg, which makes me feel like lying with a man when I lie down.
2 1. Others are waiting for the umbrella, and I am waiting for the rain to stop.
22. It is easy to fall in love because of the five senses, but it is not easy to get along. Because of the three views, I'm not single, I just don't want to make do.
23. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.
24. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.
25. I learned to eat skewers and hot pot by myself.
26. If women were clothes, I have been streaking for thirty years!
Prove that you are bored in one sentence.
1. Am I your favorite person? -I'm not the one you love. Lee, stop bothering.
Second, you should know that this glass of water is hot at first, but when you are bored, come back and drink this glass of water, of course it will be cold. Expectation is the root of all heartache.
Third, love you? Just loved. Miss you? Just being a bitch. Hate you? Just boring.
Fourth, children's channel, is it boring for you to repeat the wonder boy every day?
5. When bored, I like to take out my mobile phone to look at the time, then unlock it and turn over a few pages of menus. Lock the screen and put it back in the trouser pocket.
6. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning you can't afford, a late night when you can't sleep, and a day when you can't go out.
7. Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will look redundant.
Eight, one day, we suddenly realized that our depression, boredom, confusion and helplessness are all related to our requirements. The reason why we are unhappy is that we are eager to have too many things. Life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated. The end of youth is a farewell song with no end.
Nine, people who always say that I have signed hundreds of signatures are really boring.
I will never get tired of looking for you. I only came to you to show that I am thinking of you at the moment.
Don't come to me when you are killed, don't say you miss me when you are bored, and don't be as good as my grandson when you need me, let alone in front of me.
12. Are you tired of the children's channel repeating the magical boy every day?
Thirteen, there is a piece of paper in the company toilet!
Holidays: Sleeping in, watching TV, playing Weibo, clicking the mouse, browsing the space, touching the mobile phone, sending messages, eating, so boring.
15. I always know who I want to see most when I am bored.
No one can take away your pain, so don't let anyone take away your happiness.
Seventeen, I swallowed a handful of sugar, and then counted how many pieces were in my mouth with my tongue.
I admit I'm bored enough today. I read all the spaces left by every woman through your space message board, even though I know you don't love me.
Nineteen, the so-called holiday, the family suspected, no money to go out, especially free every day.
When I am bored, nobody cares about me. And when I'm busy, everyone looks for me.
Twenty-one, ╮ (╯ _ ╰) ╭ Idle and bored, take the ball and roll.
Twenty-two, the most boring, open the computer, press the phone, chew snacks, watch TV.
Twenty-three, boring mother, boring crying: boring to death.
Twenty-four, summer vacation is to stay at home every day, I don't know what to do, so bored that I am always nagged by my parents, and sometimes I listen to them.
25. The boring time in life is also a limited edition.
26. What is a brother? I haven't called for a week and a month, but it's disgusting and boring. I am a person who has all the telephones.
Mid-Autumn Festival is really boring.
Twenty-eight, a polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he was really bored, he began to pull out his hair, one, two, three, and there was no last one left, and then he froze to death.
Twenty-nine -The most boring thing I can think of. Is to grow old with you.
Thirty, the highest level of boredom is: turn on the computer, press the phone and watch TV.
Thirty-one, take a stick and squat in the toilet to poke shit!
Thirty-two, because of loneliness and boredom, I was so cruel and suspicious that I believed it.
I'm never tired of looking for you. I only came to you to show that I am thinking of you at the moment.
Talk about the personality of the festival and the mood of the festival.
Dear teenagers, please remember that at the age of fourteen, we are clear-eyed and simple-minded, but we are lonely and bored all day long, but it is harmless to the world.
Thirty-six, the most boring, open the computer, press the phone, chew snacks, watch TV.
Thirty-seven, I don't want to be a friend you only think of when you are bored!
38. The highest level of boredom is to express your thoughts frequently, and even you will feel bored.
Yesterday, my classmates asked me if I had done my homework. I said, it's only a few days off. What homework should I do? At first glance, school is about to start.
Forty, the biggest self-abandonment is that I don't know why I want to kill time with boredom.
Forty-one, when bored, I like to take out my mobile phone to look at the time, then unlock it, turn over a few pages of menus, lock the screen and put it back in my trouser pocket.
Forty-two, you know, this glass of water is hot at first. When you are bored, come back and drink this glass of water, of course it will be cold. Expectation is the root of all heartache.
Forty-three, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.
Forty-four, admit that it is boring now.
It's forty-five, and everyone is studying how to get the most handsome entrance at the beginning of school. I'm already studying when to have a holiday.
46. When I am busy, many people look for me. When I'm bored, it's the opposite.
Forty-seven, when bored, I like to take out my mobile phone and look at the time, then unlock and turn over a few pages of menus. Lock the screen and put it back in the trouser pocket.
48. If you only think of me and care about me when you are bored, then I'm sorry, I really don't need you @
Forty-nine, there is still a piece of paper in the company toilet!
Life gives you everything you hate, for fear that you will lose the ability to see the world clearly. People who are embarrassed and shy are really boring. And competing with boring people for leisure is another kind of boredom. The other person is shameless, you can't become a two-faced person for him. The purest friendship, countless small touches, I think I was quite happy like a flower.
5 1. Sleep, play mobile phone, surf the Internet and play ball.
Prove that you are single. Tell me about mood signature 202 1. Prove that you have been separated and single for a long time.
.. the interview record left by his slippery hand, which involves you all day, is ridiculous. .. I broke up, and what's even more ridiculous is that I kept it from everyone and continued to love you for a long time.
.. you see that I am addicted to alcohol and tobacco, but you don't remember that I once regarded her as my life.
.. how can you understand this difficult day when you are obsessed and can't afford a stir?
.. people are like this, hiding what they have lost in their hearts until they can't put it down and are sleepy.
... it's cruel to lose your memory However, because I don't know, I am happy.
The autumn wind is rustling, the leaves are messy and desolate, and my heart is full of sadness. Suddenly, I found that autumn is a sad season.
... because autumn has arrived, there is a faint sadness in my heart. Maybe all this is just a section of my association, which has something to do with my inner personal feelings.
.. Mourning the grass and setting the sun, half the city is willow and half the flute.
.. turn green wax into ruby in vain, and the clothes are full of memories.
.. standing on the tail of years, clinging to the old and imprisoning time and space, we suddenly came to the end of time, and from then on we all disappeared into each other's lives completely, like a dream.
.. we may be able to love two people at the same time and be loved by two people. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we die.
.. it's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.
.. I tried to think, what would I do if I lost her? I find that my world will turn gray, my heart will be lifeless, and even life will surpass love. At that time, I was surprised to find that in my heart, her life was more important than mine.
.. who is not the fickle ivy in prosperity? It is hard to love someone, and it is even harder to forget someone.
.. I look at you smiling, silent, proud, and lost my present appearance, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I stand up straight now, and you will always stay in the past.
.. I will be ups and downs all my life, leaving my busy home and dancing with it. See the leaves on the ground fluttering in the wind, leaving no one to look back. There were several personnel changes today. Finally, I can't afford to waste time. Now that you're here, there's no need to turn back.
... the most painful thing in the world is not eternal loneliness, but knowing warmth and vitality, but being powerless. The most painful thing in the world is not that I am powerless, but that when everything is within reach, I don't want to reach out.
.. The four-day holiday is over, and I feel dizzy and not relaxed at all! Hey, I'm so nervous that school will start tomorrow. There are no exams, no math problems I can't understand, and no English I can't understand. What are you worried about? Life is always so painful.
.. going to a familiar cafe, with a long shelf life, four flowers, a cup of coffee and three novels can always bring you a good mood. The rare little holiday is over, boring person.
.. Back to work after the holiday, every day's appointments are full. I am fat, my hair is long, my heart is stronger, I have confidence in myself, I don't like crying in front of people, and I have learned to pretend. Everything has changed, only to find that the original simple, kind and crimson love has been with me. It turns out that I have never changed, only my mood.
After the holiday, it's time to change your mood and attitude. Life is full of things you can't imagine. They are all beautiful scenery in the process of growing up, whether decadent or uneasy, whether depressed or stumbling. Because of complicated worries, I didn't focus on progress, but I just learned a lot and I learned to give up a lot. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it's just a scenery, and I know how to appreciate it.
.. brother, I wish you were dead and wandering.
.. the sun is fine, the wind is fine, the clouds are fine, and I am fine without you.
Sometimes, long after the relationship has ended, we gradually realize that the way we loved that person at that time was wrong. Then, we suddenly wanted to get that man back, fall in love again.
.. and then I finally stopped liking you and started a new life. The people around me are not like you.
.. I think she is very talkative. When she is away, my messages are all+,which is annoying. Then she left, and I joined many groups to hear Ding Dong's voice. Every time I hear Ding Dong, I feel that she is still there.
.. the real giving up is probably that he won't delete your QQ, let alone your message, let alone blacklist your phone, but he added your QQ and never said a word to you again. She will answer your phone as usual and then hang up, instead of pestering you for a long time as before. When I met you, I just smiled and said hello, instead of asking where you are going and going with you as before. The real giving up is silent, and the more he shows off, the more he shows his hesitation.
.. I chose to break up, not because I didn't love him, not because I fell in love with someone else, but because I thought we could never go back.
.. maybe it's not him you can't let go of, but the past you take seriously.
.. don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.
.. why not, because he is not cruel enough, or because you are not stupid enough.
... don't trust memory so much. People inside may not miss you.
.. memory is lost.
.. a young patient came up and said, I am not satisfied with my present working and living conditions. The main reason is that the relationship between husband and wife is not smooth. If you have a good family, you are not afraid of pressure at work. The patient inadvertently revealed the focus of our treatment.
I've been dreaming about you for two days, and I haven't missed you for a long time. I think I may be dissatisfied with my present life, and the boys I come into contact with at work can't catch that feeling. My health is not as good as before, and my skin is worse, but my sleep is still good, except for many dreams. I wonder if I should end with these and make some changes. I want to cry.
.. If you are not satisfied with your present job, you can either resign or shut up.
.. seems a little stubborn, so dissatisfied with the current working hours that all company decisions are rejected. It is entirely external objective conditions that punish a person's subjective judgment. In the final analysis, you can't wronged yourself. If you have a bad attitude, you can change it. Who can't have a temper? I am also favored!
.. I'm almost 30 years old, but I haven't achieved anything yet. I am not satisfied with my present life and work. How to get out of this difficult trough? I want to be well prepared to pursue my favorite life!
.. get up in the morning and feel a little depressed. When I saw the sunshine, I decided to take my parents for a walk in the park, but the bus stopped. As a result, I went to Cuihu Park and saw Camellia Red. I walked around, took my mother to eat noodles and went home. Why do I always feel very tired and mentally exhausted? I just feel very dissatisfied with my current job, and I can't create other job opportunities, which leads to depression.
.. I really want to go back to college, not because I'm dissatisfied with my present job, but because some problems may inspire me in class.
I'm not satisfied with my present job, but I won't quit for another month at most, so I don't have to work the night shift, but I still want to change platforms. In fact, I really want to work hard for promotion, so I only have a chance if I do my job well.
I think everyone wants to quit their job or is dissatisfied with their present job and life, but I don't find out how obvious they are and why I feel so strongly.
.. living in this precious world, the water waves are gentle, the sun is strong, Haizi.
... you say, let's break up, and I'm the only one left. I curled up in the corner and cried alone, trembling like autumn leaves.
... CHO, she's long gone. When the first snow comes, life in autumn is over, because it has never been so short. She left, taking nothing with her, leaving nothing behind.
Autumn flowers are bleak, autumn grass is yellow, and autumn nights are long in Qiu Guang. I feel that the autumn window is boundless and bleak like wind and rain. Help autumn wind and autumn rain come quickly, break the autumn window and make Qiu Meng green. Love autumn can't bear to sleep, ask yourself if autumn screen is in tears. Tears and candles shake Ruo's short hair, which makes you feel sad and disgusted.
... whose autumn yard is windless, and where is the autumn window without rain? Luojiang is intolerant of autumn wind, and the lingering sound makes autumn rain urgent. Even at night, the pulse is blowing, and the lamp seems to be accompanied by tears. The cold smoke courtyard turns into a depression, and the bamboo drops when it is empty. I don't know when the storm will stop, but I have taught my tears to wet the window screen.
... autumn is coming and the weather is getting cold. I stood under that tree, watching the fallen leaves. My mind is always full of your shadow, our happiness and our sadness. Now, I don't know how many spring, summer, autumn and winter have passed and I miss you more and more.
... I always smile, because the injury is too deep in my heart, and I won't cry.
... missing is the weakest thing in life. Looking at the scar, you think you are old, but in fact you are empty.
... I broke up, I said I was leaving, I deleted my best friend, I bought wine every day and cried every night because you forced me to let go.
... I am waiting for you, just like waiting for a boat at the airport, a car at sea and a snow in June, I am still willing.
... if one day, I disappear from your world, will you suddenly wake up in the middle of the night and think I want to cry?
... I built an empty city with my bare hands, empty, just to bury the warmth and touch you brought me.
... you will shrink your hand when you are scalded by water. Why don't you let go when the person you love hurts you?
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