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Talk about being in a bad mood
1, one fell to the sky and the other had a broken nose.
2, a person's bad luck has at least a little advantage, you can recognize who is a true friend.
I stepped on the dog stone today.
4. Curse parents, wife and children, curse from the mouth, forget to wash your face, forget to take the disease from the mouth. Words to describe bad luck.
The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
6. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.
7. worse. Describe a bad and unlucky sentence and phrase.
8. Someone played mahjong for two consecutive nights and lost miserably. Later, he made a lot of money, and he was very happy.
9. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.
10, people are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.
1 1, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
12, even the god of plague is avoiding you.
13, the house leaked and it rained all night, and the ship was late and met with a headwind.
14, nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory. Actually, we have a bad day.
15, the most unfortunate thing is that I just entered a mm and suddenly my power went out. When the electricity came, people disappeared.
16, Xiao Pang and I went to the toilet. Xiao Pang praised me for being handsome in the toilet. I was just about to say thank you. Xiao Pang fell into the toilet.
17, the stone hit the clay pot, but unfortunately the clay pot; The pot hits the stone, but it's the pot that's unlucky.
18, go out and step on shit, fart and hit your heels.
19, when I received the email: The most unfortunate thing is that I thought mm received a love letter from a virus email, which made the machine neither dead nor alive; The most painful thing is that the next time my girlfriend's love letter was deleted because she didn't dare to read it, she was scolded by the dog.
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