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The difference between a pig and a dog

I have fed pigs and raised dogs, and I know a little about the habits of pigs and dogs. Clumsiness, laziness, listlessness and incompetence are the characteristics of pigs; Strong, smart, overbearing, will guard the door, will bite people, this is the dog's habit. Although the pig has little ability, it is honest to scold it for hitting it, and sometimes it shakes its head in protest when it is anxious. If the dog is slightly unhappy, it will bark and tease people, but if it is given a good face, it will wag its tail and shake its head, and even be willing to do the work of adding ass.

Because I don't like Zhu's selection and employment standards, and I'm not satisfied with the poor performance of the national team led by this gentleman, I unconsciously became an out-and-out "anti-Zhu faction." And this "dumping Zhu" action is limited to this matter. I oppose any form of personal attack and Zhu He's raising pigs together. Perhaps Zhu's ability is generally not optimistic, but in fact such a connection is understandable. Because since ancient times, people have always talked about pig discoloration and regarded it as a synonym for incompetence. Can only blame the old gentleman Wu Cheng'en, who planted the curse of "incompetence" for Pig Bajie. Therefore, when people talk about Zhu now, they will inevitably think of it.

Let's talk about dogs Although I have been raised, I have never had a good impression. This is because of a very annoying thing: I bought a pork bone with a lot of meat and wanted to knock out the bone marrow to supplement my strength, but a dog caught it red-handed and quietly took it away. It bit me when I went to ask for it. It's still scarred and hurts all the time. Later, the dog didn't end well. When he was out for a walk, he ran into the road and was hit by a car. ...

With more experience, it is not surprising that dogs bite. However, real dogs are easy to deal with. When it bites, it only needs to pick up a brick to scare it or throw a steamed bread to coax it away. There is no need to take care of it carefully. The biting "dog" on the Internet should be treated with caution. Not long ago, I wrote an article entitled "Four Reasons for Betting on China's Hopeless Cup Winning", which was rated as an excellent article by many forums. I didn't think about it, but I was quoted by some gentlemen on the beam, which hurt me very much. Heart way: you can quote, don't click to become your work, pity my brain cells!

Anger is anger, but there is still no way. I played a trick on another blog post to remind those gentlemen not to forget to write the name of my Lion King 67 when quoting. I never thought that this move turned out to be a stupid move, which attracted an unknown puppy to bite me and said that he had posted my article ten days ago. As soon as I checked the details of this cwl 1228, I found that he didn't even have a theme post except a few posts. Thanks to the article "Zhu Quotations: Are they updated today" jointly published by Football and Sina Forum for testifying for me, so I didn't get bitten by a dog.

When it comes to a person being spurned, it is always said that "pigs and dogs are not as good as". Is it a coincidence that one is incompetent and the other is bravado, but they can come together?