Excerpts from short and funny sentences about people who are addicted to eating durian (40 items)

Short and funny sentences about people who are addicted to eating durian (Part 1)

1. I used to get carsick, but now I don’t. I didn’t eat durian before, but now I love it. People will change, I hope you will change for the better!

2. If I could travel through time, I would win a piece of durian in front of Newton’s house.

3. I must have been a durian in my last life.

4. Today’s happiness comes from one meter and one half piece of bread with strong durian flavor.

5. My husband disliked me for eating durian, saying that such a pretty girl likes to wear something.

6. The durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog.

7. I said I wanted to eat durian, so I got durian to eat. What made me happy was not that I had durian to eat, but that someone took what I said to heart.

8. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, only to be greeted by a heavy rain

9. I really love desserts. Every bite is delicious. I like it. Eating durian doesn't stink, it's delicious.

10. I ate durian twice in a week. If I kept eating like that every week, I wouldn’t be able to survive.

11. I ate KFC one day and again in the evening. I ate a lot of durian and was very satisfied.

12. My mother-in-law bought two oversized durians, peeled a ripe one and put it in the refrigerator to freeze, so that she could have durian ice cream after get off work every day.

13. I was eating durian, and this guy came up to me silently and asked: Mom, are you eating stinky durian?

14. I like eating durian very much lately. Brother Dong makes a vomiting expression every time he sees me eating it. He really doesn’t enjoy delicious food.

15. I secretly ate durian and served it with Watermelon reduces internal heat, and it seems that you can’t eat it, which is embarrassing

16. Eating it three times a month is the biggest affirmation for this durian pizza as a person who doesn’t like durian.

17. I like to eat durian, but I don’t like to eat durian wife cake.

18. The boy and his mother ate durian pizza, pasta, omelette rice, and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was... negative review

19. So happy, I gave up The durian bought by a friend is so fragrant. I haven’t eaten durian in a long time. There is also the shrimp slipper brought back by my roommate from Taitung. I want to go home and eat durian when I get home.

20. Watching anime and eating durian cake, even the burping smells like durian. Today is also a day to eat ice cream. Short funny sentences about being addicted to eating durian (Part 2)

21. Today I ate a super delicious durian. Even my husband, who never likes durian, ended up competing with me to eat it.

22. It’s the season to eat durian again, so take your time.

23. I like to eat strawberries, but I don’t like to eat strawberry-flavored things. I don’t like to eat durian, but I can eat durian millelay. I am indeed a weirdo.

24. I couldn’t hold it back. My classmate and I each ate a durian candy during class.

25. Eat half a durian and be resurrected with full blood!

26. Two little kids were eating durian opposite me on the train. They were dangling with their feet, kicking me once and then again. It was so rhythmic.

27. I ate three durians in five days. If I eat this again today, will it burn me to death... But I still have to eat it

28. Eat durian early in the morning I feel uncomfortable eating.

29. There are too many things that make you happy. For example, when you want to eat a durian box, it will soon appear in front of you.

30. The really delicious durian mille-feuille melts in your mouth and tastes great. Is there anyone who likes durian mille-feuille as much as me?

31. Durian There are many types of handicrafts, and the familiar ones include Chani, gold pillow, long handle and Guye set.

32. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone, so I ended up eating durian in the evening.

33. There is no problem in the world that a piece of durian cannot solve. If one piece is not enough, then get a whole piece

34. I thought that if I like durian, I would also like to eat snail noodles. , until just now I discovered that I was wrong.

35. Durian doesn’t want to stop either.

36. Those who love durian also love pizza.

37. I ordered two portions of grilled durian with cheese, so delicious! If you like durian, just go for it!

38. After eating durian in the afternoon, I burped or smelled of durian at night, so happy!

39. I like to eat durian. From now on, whenever I come home, she will buy a durian for me to eat hahaha

40. I am going to Thailand this year to eat durian. The elephant hugs the shemale, one in each hand. Sentences to describe the happy mood when eating durian (40)

Sentences to describe the happy mood when eating durian Part 1

1. Durian also has high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely nutritious, containing a large amount of sugar, high calories, and rich vitamin content, including high levels of vitamin A, vitamin B, and vitamin C. So people gave it the nickname "King of Fruits".

2. The taste of frozen durian is so surprising, good news for durian lovers.

3. I can resist not eating, but I cannot resist not eating durian.

4. The taste of durian is so delicious. Take a piece of fruit pulp and put it into your mouth. It is slippery and soft and delicate when you touch it on your tongue. It's sweet and sweet, making people love it more and want to eat it more.

5. It’s been too long since my wife had durian pizza! So delicious! Take a bite out of each tip.

6. Those who love durian also love pizza.

7. Lunch for one person, a whole durian pizza, after eating the filling, leaving the crust.

8. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I actually received the durian. What makes me happy is not that I have durian to eat, but that someone cares about and treats me with sincerity

9. If I were sitting under the durian tree at that time, my work would not be so easy now.

10. My husband disliked me for eating durian, saying that such a pretty girl likes to wear something.

11. You like to eat durian very much. You said that although it smells bad, it is really delicious.

12. I ate a durian weighing seven to eight pounds in one meal. The whole person was energetic.

13. I like to eat durian, but I don’t like to eat durian wife cake.

14. Today’s lesson, don’t eat durian biscuits outside, and don’t even open the outer packaging.

15. After exercising, I couldn’t hold back and ate durian white. Needless to say, this durian was so hard to swallow! I haven’t eaten any ripe durians recently!

16. When the durian is ripe, it will naturally crack a slit. When the peel is peeled off, a stinky smell reaches my nose. The smell is very strange, like stinky feet and stinky duck eggs.

17. I don’t like to eat fish or meat, but I like to eat durian, mango, and plain milk tablets. During the physical examination, the doctor said that I could still be so fat even if I was a vegetarian.

18. I want to fly a hot air balloon in Turkey, eat durian in Thailand, take a walk in Chengdu, and have a snowball fight in the snowy countryside. Will it be possible in 2018?

19. I was eating durian, and this guy came up to me silently and asked: Mom, are you eating stinky durian?

20. Although durian is smelly, its pulp is very delicious. Otherwise, how can it be called the king of fruits? The pulp of durian is sweet and tastes great. If you take a bite, the fragrant and pure taste will melt into your heart, making your heart sweet.

Sentences to describe the happy mood when eating durian Part 2

21. Eating durian will give you a feeling of happiness, plus tomorrow is a rare weekend break and you will be so happy that you take off

22. I will buy it again Durian hahahahahahahaha, I used to dislike eating durian very much, it seems I haven’t met the right person

23. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I love it very much. But no one in the family can smell the smell, which is really hard.

24. Who can believe that our three-year-old Bing Zai loves to eat durian! Enjoy eating with your eyes closed!

25. Durian doesn’t want to stop either.

26. What do I smell! Eating durian on the train is so breathtaking!

27. She likes everything about cheese, everything about durian, all kinds of bread, and sticky things.

28. I don’t want to eat every day. Eating makes me unhappy. I want to eat McDonald's Pan Shao Bao Durian Pizza, Sticky Rice Chicken and Tofu Nao, but I just don't want to eat.

29. The kid and his mother ate durian pizza, pasta, omelette rice, and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was... negative review

30. Want to make durian essence , I don’t want to make lemon essence

31. I like to eat watermelon, but you have to go through all the troubles to get the only most delicious durian in the world. I don’t eat durian, and you still say that I don’t. I don’t appreciate it, but I really like watermelon and never durian

32. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night ate all the durian in one night

33. In the world There's no problem that a piece of durian can't solve. If one piece isn't enough, get a whole one. Life is like durian, the better you get, the sweeter you eat.

34. A worldwide problem: If you are very hungry, would you choose to eat durian or stinky tofu.

35. My mother-in-law bought two oversized durians, peeled a ripe one and put it in the refrigerator to freeze, so that she could have durian ice cream after get off work every day.

36. I really can’t accept eating durian directly. The moment the durian enters my mouth, the smell goes straight to Tianling Gai.

37. Today’s happiness comes from one meter and one half piece of bread with strong durian flavor.

38. Not wanting to cook, the two of them agreed that they both wanted to eat duck meat powder and awesome durian.

39. After eating stinky tofu and eating durian, the burping smell now... is magic.

40. A few days ago, I ate a durian alone, and then I became so angry that I ate durian and said humorous sentences on WeChat. Excerpts of 40 sentences:

ate durian and talked about humor on WeChat. Funny Sentences Part 1

1. The boy and his mother ate durian pizza, pasta, omelette rice, and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was... bad reviews

2. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I love it very much. But no one in the family can smell the smell, which is really hard.

3. The taste is simply too good.

4. Opening my durian in the sun, how can a durian lover withstand such a beautiful body?

5. The internal structure of durian is very peculiar. Cut open the shell and you will find a small room inside, with yellow pulp lying quietly inside. Each pulp has a wine-red core inside.

6. I ate a durian weighing seven or eight pounds in one meal. The whole person became energetic.

7. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, but a heavy rain came.

8. I have become a bit addicted to eating durian recently, and I don’t want to stop eating strawberries.

9. From not eating durian to falling in love with durian, it really only takes a moment! Even though I was already getting angry with cherries, I couldn't help but eat a piece of durian. If I wasn't getting angry, I would definitely buy 2 boxes.

10. Open the durian shell, and you can see the yellow and golden flesh. The pulps are large and small, each hiding in a corner, unrelated to each other, neatly arranged, as if someone is directing them.

I grabbed one and took a bite. It was soft and sweet. I held it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It was really like a marshmallow. The more I ate it, the more I loved it!

11. My husband disliked me for eating durian, saying that such a beautiful girl likes to wear something.

12. I really want to eat durian! After getting dressed and getting ready to go out, as soon as I opened the door and walked out of the yard, a heavy rain fell without warning.

14. If I could travel through time and be reborn, I would definitely buy a piece of durian at the door of my home.

15. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, is rich in nutrients, has a unique fragrance, and is the king of fruits. reputation.

16. I used to get carsick, but now I don’t. I didn’t eat durian before, but now I love it. People will change, I hope you will change for the better!

17. I ate half a durian at night and I was so happy

18. It was my first time to eat durian pancake. It is my favorite taste. I love it. ~~

19. Durian cake tastes very good. If you love durian, don’t miss it.

20. I like to eat durian, but I don’t like to eat durian wife cake. Part 2 of humorous and funny sentences about eating durian on WeChat

21. Although I am a little poor recently, I still eat my favorite durian. Just live every day. Is there anyone like me? I love eating durian.

22. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I wanted to say to it: "We will never see you again in this life."

23. In rainy weather, I stayed indoors watching TV dramas and eating durian. So pleasant.

24. Eating durian early in the morning makes me feel uncomfortable.

25. I haven’t seen durian for a long time and I really miss it. It’s the season to eat durian.

26. Some people said: It’s great, you can eat durian every day. I said: It’s not that you have to eat durian every day, but you have to eat durian every day.

27. Two little kids were eating durian opposite me on the train, and they kept dangling with their feet. They kicked me once and then again. It was so rhythmic.

28. I learned that there are people around me who don’t like to eat durian, and they won’t eat the durian mille-feuille they bought. It’s really a pity. It’s so delicious and I don’t want to try it. It seems like I’m the only one who wants to eat it. Eat a little

29. Eat half of the durian and regain your life!

30. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein, and a variety of vitamins, and is quite nutritious. Therefore, it is well deserved the nickname "King of Fruits".

31. I ate durian twice in a week. If I kept eating like that every week, I wouldn’t be able to survive.

32. I don’t have any friends who love durian. , I can only enjoy it, my friends are so unlucky!

33. Who can believe that our three-year-old Bing Zai loves to eat durian! Enjoy eating with your eyes closed!

34. I ate a piece of durian at noon, and now it’s still stuck in my heart, so tired~

35. Don’t sing with a microphone after eating durian, if you still want the microphone words.

36. Eat half a durian and be resurrected with full blood!

37. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I wanted to lose weight.

38. There is no trouble in the world that a piece of durian cannot solve. If one piece is not enough, then get a whole one. Life is like durian, the better you get, the sweeter you eat.

39. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt extremely uncomfortable. Since I started to like durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor. I tried everything I saw with durian flavor, but in the end I found that I felt like I just like it, it’s suitable for eating durian.

40. I don’t like fish or kiwi fruit. I’m really stupid. Fortunately, I like eating durian. Say some sentences about how eating durian can heal your mood (40 sentences)

Say some sentences about how eating durian can heal your mood (Part 1)

1. I ate a piece of durian at noon, and now I still feel it It felt like it was stuck in my heart, and I was so tired~

2. I didn’t want to cook. The two of them tacitly agreed that they both wanted to eat duck meat noodles and awesome durian.

3. What is the happiness of a pregnant woman? Happiness is that if I want to eat durian, you can buy it for me. If one piece is not enough, then get one.

4. After eating durian, it feels like my little baby is moving in the stomach. He must be another cute little one who loves durian.

5. This is my favorite taste, I love it.

6. Eating durian early in the morning makes me feel uncomfortable.

7. My mother-in-law bought two oversized durians, peeled off a ripe one and put it in the refrigerator, so that she could have durian ice cream after get off work every day.

8. The durian mille-feuille is really super delicious. It melts in your mouth and tastes great. Is there anyone who likes durian mille-feuille as much as me?

9. Today Damn it! I gained five pounds! The closer it gets to night, the more I want to eat something sweet. For example, right now I’m looking at my durian cake.

10. If I were sitting under the durian tree at that time, my work would not be so easy today.

11. A few days ago, I ate a durian alone, and then I got angry.

12. What a joy it is to eat what you want to eat. Thin crust pizza is simply my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double combo. Qing Ming Kueh, paper wontons, tofu dumplings.

13. When I wanted to eat durian cake but couldn’t, I cried with greed.

14. The apple hit Newton on the head, so. It follows that everything is attractive. What if the thing that falls is durian?

15. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, is rich in nutrients, has a unique fragrance, and is known as the king of fruits.

16. My second dog also likes to eat durian. Every time he throws a few pieces on the core, he is responsible for licking them clean.

17. If I want to eat durian millelay, seaweed, floss and scallops, as long as it can make me secrete happy dopamine, fried banana is really delicious.

18. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. The only way to relieve worries is delicious food.

19. Durian, oh durian, eat durian happily with my big brother.

20. I really like eating durian, jackfruit and cherries. My dad said that being born in a poor family and having a rich mouth, eating durian can heal your mood (Part 2)

21. When I was in good condition, I ate durian ice cream and bought a time recorder.

22. If you want to eat hot pot, want to eat barbecue, want to eat barbecue, want to eat snail noodles, want to eat durian, eat, eat, eat!

23. After exercising, I couldn’t help but eat durian. After exercising, don’t tell me why this durian tastes so bad! I haven’t eaten any ripe durian recently!

24. I like to eat strawberries, but I don’t like to eat strawberry-flavored things. I don’t like to eat durian, but I can eat durian millelay. I am indeed a weirdo.

25. It’s so pleasant to hide in the house during the rainy weather to watch dramas and eat durian.

26. The New Year greetings are over for the time being. Children who like to eat durian, let’s eat together to make your father stinky from now on.

27. Happiness is: I say I want to eat durian, and then I I really received the durian. What makes me happy is not that I have durian to eat, but that someone cares about me and treats me with care

28. Two little kids were eating durian opposite me on the train and kept dangling their feet. Now he kicks me, and now he kicks me, it's so rhythmic.

29. When your husband is not at home, you can eat snacks and durians without restraint, and watch variety shows.

30. I ate McDonald’s all day and ate a lot of durian at night, which was amazing

31. The durian is as big as a small washbasin, and its shell is earthy yellow and hard. It's thick and covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog. Its internal structure is very strange. When you open the shell, there is a small house inside, and there is yellow pulp lying quietly inside. Each pulp has a wine-red core, and the pulp is very delicious.

32. I ate a durian weighing seven or eight pounds in one meal. The whole person was energetic.

33. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein, and a variety of vitamins, and is quite nutritious. Therefore, it is well deserved the nickname "King of Fruits".

34. It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten durian. It’s so delicious.

35. It’s been too long since my wife had durian pizza! So delicious! Take a bite out of each tip.

36. Eating durian will give you a feeling of happiness, plus tomorrow is a rare weekend break and you will be so happy that you take off

37. It was disgusting at first, but then it became very sweet. There is a delicious thing called durian. Forget it, those who love it praise its fragrance, those who hate it complain about its smell!

38. I ate three durians in five days. If I eat this again today, will it burn me to death... But I still have to eat it

39. The third thought Eating durian milleple layer was dissuaded by the snowy white sun in Guangzhou. It was too hot. I was an Antarctic penguin in my previous life and was so afraid of heat.

40. Watching anime and eating durian cake, even the burping smells like durian. Today is also a day to eat ice cream.