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On the Humor of Paying Wages

1, why do you feel rich overnight when you get paid, but you can't get loans and credit cards at the end of each month? It's really embarrassing.

2. I'm really happy to send the completion capital to my dad for transfer! Then I returned the flowers and succeeded in becoming a poor man.

3. The days after I get paid every month are the days when I repent bitterly.

The most terrible thing is that after I got paid, I found that my deposit was no different from last month.

After the salary is paid, the treatment at home is different. It really is a rich uncle.

6. After I got paid, I obviously transferred all my money to financial management. Why can't I restrain my desire to chop hands?

7. I just looked at the salary card and found that there was salary, and then I looked at the running water. It turns out that I left without taking all my salary last month. I completely forgot what it was like to suddenly make a windfall.

8. After getting paid, I can finally support myself, and I can go wherever I want to play, and I have tasted the sweetness of economic freedom for the first time.

9. It swelled after being paid. I'm going crazy shopping these two days.

10, before salary: deeply in love, can't afford it. I am glad that I am a self-aware person. Postpayment: I can, what else!