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One person has a bowl of poisoned chicken soup, which is highly toxic.

Brainwashing poison chicken soup, highly toxic, be careful!

You have tried your best, but you are not necessarily inferior to others.

Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you believe this sentence.

Do you think the rich are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

All roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome.

When you stay up late every day, have you ever thought that the person you like has fallen asleep and woke up without you, and he doesn't love you?

Why are you afraid of ghosts? People are the ones who hurt you.

Aren't all the sweet words you've heard paving the way for bed?

Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

Good girls deserve the word "good", and beautiful girls have everything.

Sometimes you don't work hard, how do you know what despair is?

Is it useful to look good? It's so useful!

I tease you not because I like you, but because of your appearance. I know you sleep easily.

My life now is not what I want, but I did ask for it.

Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked a hundred and eight thousand miles, but he didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

Don't believe Cinderella's fairy tales. If the shoes really fit, they won't fall off at that time.

Seeing that everyone's boyfriend and girlfriend are getting uglier and uglier, I know that everyone is serious and really getting married.

Do you know why your chat software is so quiet? Because you have been indifferent to everyone for one person, no one will look for you again.

The ugly duckling itself is a swan, and Cinderella itself is of noble birth.

Those who have knocked me down, thank you, it's really comfortable to lie down.

You drink chicken soup because the meat is eaten by others!

A bowl of hot negative energy poison chicken soup

A bowl of hot negative energy poison chicken soup

2 1

People smarter than me are still trying,

What's the use of my fucking efforts?

22

Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling.

But people found that although it was ugly,

But it tastes good.

23

I came to your city,

You didn't invite me to dinner either.

24

Don't say I'm fine,

I'm fine. Why not?

25

Will you suddenly appear,

The large medical center on the corner.

26

In the past, the color of the sun changed slowly.

Cars, horses and mail are all slow,

Just enough to love someone for a lifetime.

But you can take many concubines.

27

Hold your hand and kidnap your child.

28

If you are good, what will you get?

29

Do you think girls like you as long as you pretend to be handsome?

You think you can be happy as long as you have money?

Do you think that only Xueba can find a good job?

I'm telling you, it's all true

30

When I was a child, I always thought that when I was watching TV,

The daughters of rich families are bossy,

When I grew up, I found that,

In fact, many girls from wealthy families,

It really is.

3 1

I used to think that people who rely on relationships must be very incompetent.

After contact, I found that people are better than you in everything.

32

Life is like this,

There are laughter and tears,

Some people are mainly responsible for laughing,

Others are mainly responsible for tears.

33

You just need to see the beauty of others,

God has a plan for you.

34

Girls who love to laugh are always easier than others.

Long eye lines, dry lines, fine lines, crow's feet.

35

Put the stone in the bottle,

It looks full, but it can still fill in a lot of water.

This story tells us that,

You can't have drinks first when you eat buffet.

36

I know it's not sweet,

But I can quench my thirst with sugar.

37

What if it rains? I miss you very much,

I'm afraid to call you. I'm afraid you'll be killed by lightning.

38

My lover is a world hero,

One day he will step on colorful auspicious clouds and marry someone else.

39

I've crossed bridges in many places,

Seen the cloud many times,

Drink all kinds of wine,

But I've never met anyone as ignorant as you.

40

Life is not just now,

I can't understand some poems,

And the unreachable distance.

Wechat Soul Poison Chicken Soup Classic says that what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a lever.

1, you have countless spare tires, and your feelings remain the same; Not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.

2. People who have nothing to do with you have nothing to do with you. In fact, you've known it since day one. Even if you smile sweetly, even if you work hard. And those related to you, all related to you, you can't escape. Even if you have only met three times and spoken once every three years, even if you are thousands of miles apart. Some people are destined to be cancer in your life, and some people are just a sneeze.

Now, what qualifications does a man have to tell his sister to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair.

4. It is compassion not to disturb the peace of others; It is kindness not to hurt others' self-esteem. When people are alive, they only illuminate their own light, and don't blow out others' light.

If you care too much about the opinions of others, your life will become a pair of underwear. You must pick up the fart of others.

6. The more you care, the more tired you are. Don't throw away what you can't keep. Or you deserve to trip over you in the future.

7. No matter how old you are, what kind of job you are engaged in and what kind of personality you have, as long as you have the trait of trusting people too easily, you will have an absolute death point.

8. Your present life may not be what you want, but you definitely asked for it. 100% of the complaints in the world can be answered with this sentence.

9. Don't persuade a person who insists on eating shit, otherwise he will not only thank you, but also think you want to compete with him.

10, if he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as docile as a cat, he will think you are hairy.

1 1, sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

The routine will never stop, and a bowl will never be passed down (Zhawicked Chicken Soup for the Soul Edition)

Spiritual pursuit should be a natural reaction after material pursuit is satisfied. Instead of seeking a placebo after the reality is frustrated.

I'm not afraid to become someone I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.

People who have no money and no career have time to improve their life.

We work very hard to live like ordinary people.

Don't be sad when you are frustrated and think that you have been abandoned by the world. The world has never cared about you.

Many people are not mentally ill, but mentally retarded and cannot be cured.

Excellent and happy people like to be spoiled and tell others that they are not doing well here and there. Some people take it seriously and think that others cry in BMW every day.

You have tried your best, but you are not necessarily inferior to others.

You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I've never seen how good you are.

If your friends are so happy every day, they won't take photos and send them to their friends.

I pursued my dream, and others said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. Finally, I found myself really naive and ridiculous.

The so-called "don't let your child lose at the starting line" is meaningless, because you are the starting line and your child has already lost.

I used to think that people who rely on relationships must be very incompetent. After contact, I found that people are really better than you.

Life is not your mother, it is your uncle, remember.

Friend, that's not laziness, laziness can be overcome. You just have a weak (stupid) brain. You can't stand long and intense thinking, engage in things with too complicated logic and deal with too much information.

If someone asks me: How did you get through those difficult years? I think I only have one answer: I have strong spiritual strength to support me. This kind of power is called "Dare to die".

There are some things that you have tried your best to understand, but it doesn't help at all.

Did you have a good day? Is the dream farther?

Isn't it good for beautiful women to like rich people? If they only like handsome guys, you have no chance.

So learn to paralyze yourself and stifle self-awareness.