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When you like someone, please don't magnify his friendliness to you.

Everyone is a born screenwriter, especially when we like someone. When he plays an increasingly important role in our life, we will begin to find that all his actions seem to be to please our protagonist. However, in this play, no one is the protagonist and there is no audience.

The next meal is on you.

Xiao Lin has been a little distracted recently. He found a new boy in the department next door, which completely fits his type of finding a boyfriend. Looking dignified and strong, silly, walking like a gust of wind, laughing like a drop of honey in a dimple.

But I really can't get close to him during work hours, and it's even more embarrassing after work. So Kobayashi focused on the point of going to the canteen at noon, which is probably the safest place to create an encounter.

"Oh, aunt, I didn't bring my meal card."

"Cash payment is also acceptable."

"I forgot my wallet, too." Xiao Lin scratched his head.

"Why don't you owe it first and send it back later?"

"ah? How embarrassing. "

"Nothing, there are people waiting behind." I'm afraid such an accommodating aunt was unexpected in Xiao Lin's plan.

"No, that's too bad ..."

"Let me pay for you." Click, the mission is successful.

Xiao Liu told him that the next meal is on you.

The next meal became Kobayashi's most anticipated lunch. He affirmed his ideas, and those fragments were linked together one by one. Well, it seems that he often passes by my desk intentionally or unintentionally. He seems to have smiled at me in the teahouse. There must be, ah, once on the way to the bathroom, he walked in front of me as if he had been watching me. He actually likes me for a long time.

The next day, Xiao Lin got up two hours early. He never liked his small eyes, so he found a makeup tutorial from the Internet. It took a lot of effort to draw eyeliner. This is his first time to make up. He hopes that he is the most handsome today.

It was difficult until noon. He found many people looking at him strangely. It seems that everyone is whispering, and he is getting more and more uncomfortable.

"Lin Er, your eyes, look in the mirror." The person next to him reminded him.

Xiao Lin realized that the problem he was most worried about had happened. He ran quickly to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. The original eyeliner was pasted into two pieces and hung on his pouch. He washed with water and kept watching the time, because it was almost time for lunch.

Finally, Xiao Lin flew to the restaurant and saw Xiao Liu sitting with a girl, acting and behaving very intimately. He never went there again. I'll give you the next meal, but it's only four words.

Let you off.

Xiaofeng's house lease expired and he moved from the original three stops to three stops. He often complains in the office, getting up two hours early and coming back two hours late from work, so four hours of life a day is wasted.

"If you can't, change the house?" In the teahouse, Jason comforted him.

"It's not that easy. The last one is lucky. Now the house near the company is so expensive that I can't even think about it. "

"spend money to buy time."

"Elder sister, my salary is paid by you, and my time is not expensive."

"Don't talk about wages, don't talk about wages."

"What's the matter? Don't talk about what? " Director Xu came in and heard them talking.

"This is a big move. I waste four or five hours on the road every day. I advised him to live closer. "

"Oh, where have you moved?"

"Furong Road, Songxi District." Xiaofeng's voice dropped a few decibels when he saw Director Xu coming in. He was not afraid of him, but liked him a little.

"Really, it is very close to me. I can give you a ride. "

"Oh, yes, yes, you also live there, Xiao Feng. You are blessed. " Jason looked at phoeny cheerfully, as if she had become a matchmaker.

"How dare you?" Xiao Feng is happy and timid.

"Nothing, I'll call you after work."

I used to look forward to getting off work, but today I am mixed with the rhythm of my heart.

Xiaofeng sat on the co-pilot, and there was a faint smell of wood in the car, just like the smell of Director Xu. They chatted one build what did not build, and never dared to start a conversation first, but as long as Director Xu asked about something, he would be eager to say everything. From time to time, he secretly looks to the left, and he can even see the light from that person. At this moment, he was intoxicated by these lights, and the way home was not clear.

Xiaofeng stayed up all night. He knew that Director Xu had been single, and Jason introduced him to several girlfriends. Moreover, Director Xu has good taste, both clothes and things he uses are exquisite, and there is a faint perfume on his body, which seems to indicate that he is also gay. What is more telling is that he offered to "give you a ride".

The next day, Xiaofeng brought his own breakfast and waited for him downstairs.

"For you."

"Thank you, thank you. Did you do it? "

"Yes, I don't know if it suits you."

"Men who cook well are very attractive." Director Xu praised.

Xiaofeng's heart is full of joy, and the morning rush hour congestion has become a kind of scenery in his view. He noticed that Director Xu seems to be dressed up specially today, and the whole person is a little energetic. Xiao Feng continued to revel in the light, and the bottom of the truck in front was lovely.

Red light again. He noticed that Xu's right hand was always placed beside him intentionally or unintentionally, which made him very excited. Maybe Xu likes him, too Last night's inference was completely reasonable and correct. Xiaofeng put his left hand a little further to the left, which is already the limit distance. It would be too weird to go further to the left. He wanted to express an invitation, but he was restrained. He wanted to tell Director Xu by hand that if you were interested in me, I would have given you my heart.

Another red light, Xu's right hand left the steering wheel again. Xiaofeng decided to be brave once. He raised his numb left hand like a scarecrow with a broken limb. Their hands met together, but Xiaofeng's numb hand didn't feel Xu's retreat, so he grabbed his hand.

On the third day, Xiaofeng brought his own breakfast and waited for the next bus downstairs.

Sometimes, goodwill between people is not effective. This utility certainly includes interests, power and courtship. Therefore, this kind of goodwill, whether it is friendship, concern, love or natural face, is better. Come and go freely, don't be a poor screenwriter.