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Miss classmates' signatures.

First, the teacher answered the phone as soon as he came out of the classroom. At this time, most students are discussing his cell phone ringtone.

Second, goodbye to the school, goodbye to the classroom, goodbye to the teacher, goodbye to the classmates, goodbye to my crush on ta.

3. How many students have heard this sentence? You are clever, but your mind is not on your study. .

Fourth, show your face with a small note posted on the back of your classmates.

In front of my classmates, I am still a girl who likes joking. I don't want others to sympathize with me. I want everyone to know that I am a strong person.

6. I have a group of classmates who care about me. Although they may not know me, but looking at the back of my classmates, I found that their summer has just begun, and I

Seven, how many students even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don't cover it, we just sleep with it.

8. [-When it comes to love in school, getting married is the proudest thing in your life, and changing from a classmate to a lover to a family member is the luckiest thing in your life.

Nine, graduation season, I only have one classmate record left. But it doesn't matter, you can still miss it.

10. Students who don't pay attention to taking a shower and use shower gel as shampoo.

1 1. My dearest classmates, we are about to graduate. I think at the graduation party, you should confess what you should, cry what you should, and say what you should!

The funniest thing about going to school is that the teacher can't remember the names of his classmates and called them wrong.

Thirteen, it is said that the most popular greeting among college students now is to thank each other for not killing people that year.

Fourteen, classmates, on graduation day, you should cry, laugh, make trouble, confess and hug.

Fifteen, I am a classmate in a low-key middle school, a lonely department and a silent class! My name is emptiness!

Sixteen, the teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, indicating that some students died! !

Seventeen, in class, have you ever imagined the bloody scene of the classroom ceiling fan spinning and falling?

18. How many students have heard this sentence: You are smart, but you are not focused on your studies.

Nineteen, I made an appointment with my classmates to burn winter vacation homework for 30 nights.

I hate it when my parents say that that classmate has poor grades. Do not play with him. Be careful to ruin the discussion with your classmates.

2 1. The most refreshing sentence when you are sleepy in class is to find a classmate on the blackboard to do this problem.

Twenty-two, it took five minutes to get up this time, and you beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over;

Twenty-three, how many students even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick because we don't cover it, we just sleep with it.

24. Which classmate said that you should study hard next semester after each holiday, but it doesn't matter when school starts.

Twenty-five, how many students have heard this sentence: you are smart, but you are not focused on your studies.

Twenty-six, students who haven't finished their summer homework yet will certainly achieve great things, because they are more calm and calm than the average person. . .

Twenty-seven, there must be several students in each class, and the teacher will laugh when he asks questions.

Twenty-eight, there are many students with good study and poor personality in each class.

Twenty-nine A classmate in the class lost his pen today. I suspect that I stole it. I smiled: although I am from the countryside and my family is not rich, I am not humble.

The most refreshing sentence when you are sleepy in class is to find a classmate on the blackboard to do this problem.

Lao Ban is ill and needs an operation. Our classmates all hope that you will get better soon. We were fine while you were away.

If the teacher says there is no homework tonight, you can have fun. A classmate said why, and the teacher said that I couldn't find my homework because you left.

I miss my uncle at the school gate, my uncle and aunt in the canteen, my old class, all kinds of annoying teachers, my dear classmates and my school.

What I have been pursuing is the existence of students like Yano, Yoshida and Feng Zao.

35. How many students have heard this sentence? You are clever, but your mind is not focused on your study.

How many students have heard this sentence: You are smart, but you are not focused on your studies.

Thirty-seven, once a primary school classmate, you are very important in my heart, because my primary school life is very happy with you. . . .

Thirty-eight, once, two classmates at the table in front of me quarreled, and I said, Time out. My deskmate said; Play it. Talking about classmates

Students who have studied history know that the most selfless person in the world is Cai Lun. He was a eunuch, but he invented paper.

Forty, classmates, do you know that Nan Xiang wore her skirt backwards when she was a child?

Dear classmates, cherish the rest of the days together, maybe we won't know until we go our separate ways.

Forty-two, how many students have heard this sentence: you are smart, but you are not focused on your studies.

Forty-three, how many students have heard this sentence: You are smart, but you are not focused on your studies. Tell me about your classmates.

Forty-four, the most refreshing sentence when you are sleepy in class is to find a classmate on the blackboard to do this problem.

Forty-five, graduation season, can't do that anymore, crazy with a group of 2B people ~ the only thing left is memories and a classmate record, hehe.

Forty-six, a classmate in history class was found talking by the teacher. The teacher said angrily, what's the name of the classmate who spoke? A classmate cried and was an unsung hero.

Forty-seven, you are not a female classmate without stories. Tell me about your classmates.

Miss the past personality signature

1, the lost beauty can only be left to memories.

2. The neglected weak should always be strong.

The past has passed, and it can't come back.

4, the picture scroll of memory, you can browse and stay at will.

I am nostalgic because I can't see you and the future.

6. It's not that I miss you too much and I'm not in the mood to accompany you anymore.

7, why, always leave sadness to me alone.

8. Let me be a passing dragonfly. Leave a process that can be missed.

9. You said that love is so free that it seems that you can only talk.

10, in fact, everything is very simple, but I complicated things.

1 1, get used to it, care too much about others and often hurt yourself.

12, after leaving, don't say wish me happiness. Who are you to wish me happiness?

13, your smile is like a butterfly flapping its wings. If I can, I want to keep it forever.

14, with this belated courage, I found that you were gone.

15, every kind of love has a reason! But every kind of sadness is ignorant.

16. To be a smart woman, you should know how to love a man and his money!

17, poor to poor, rich to rich, I don't envy what you have, nor do I envy what I have.

18, don't trust memories so much, people in them may not miss you.

19, everything is too late to express, and everything may be frozen by death or error.

20. Looking up at the clouds, I live in the faint clouds in my lost years, and I can see God.

2 1, at this time, I am shrouded in the night, thinking of you. If I don't love you, the rooster has already crowed.

22. If you like someone, you can be with him, then there will be no tragedy in this world.

23. Some things can't be forgotten if you don't want to, and some words can't be forgotten if you read them.

24, the so-called people, is to miss the past, has been in front of you but want to keep the future miss sigh.

25, quietly looking at the sky, recalling the past dribs and drabs, found that the original perfection has gradually grown old.

26. When you are free, you will miss the past, be simple and happy, and will not work hard all day.

27. Perhaps love is not passion, nor nostalgia, but time, and time has become a part of life.

28, only to find that I miss the past days with them. To my friends in elementary school, junior high school and high school.

29. Sometimes, I feel that I miss the past, but in fact, I am just mourning the lost time.

30. Young love can be quiet. When I grow up, I will always walk in the scenery without you.

3 1, many years later, when we return to the current circle as an outsider, there must be a feeling called nostalgia.

I don't like to miss the past at all. After all, it's all over. I treat the good and bad things in the past as if they had never happened.

People often miss the past, not because it is beautiful, but because it can never come back.

34. When time steals the original intention, all that remains is hardship. So I always stay for a while and miss another time.

35. I haven't played for a long time Miss the rainbow team and all kinds of entrepreneurship in the past. I still want to make a hardware.

It really takes us a long time to understand what kind of people and things we will really miss.

37. It is the melancholy of lonely autumn, and it is the nostalgia of the distant sea. I'm afraid to say your name when someone asks me what's on my mind.

Looking back on the past years, I always spy on you in my youth, and I didn't get up the courage to approach you until the end.

39. I suddenly miss the quiet forest, the silent running water in front of the house, the guqin and the breeze wandering between the strings.

40. No matter how beautiful love is, it is also mixed with sadness. No matter how beautiful the story is, it has an ending. Falling in love with you is doomed to hurt yourself! Should this love be let go?

4 1, I don't miss the past, but now I just want to move on. Everything I see is recorded in my mind and gradually becomes a part of the puzzle, but there are always missing corners.

42, hiding in a certain time, missed a period of palmprint; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

43. I suddenly want to write two lines of love poems, listen to those classic songs that I don't want to touch again, and miss the past. However, I don't want to be sad anymore.

I often miss the old days, not because he is so beautiful, but because he will never come back. Sometimes I sigh that my craftsmanship is really good.

45. Many things become indifferent to life over time. Life has a lot of helplessness, just like a handful of air. I can't see it after that.

46, many times we don't know, but pretend to know; We know a lot of things, but pretend not to know; Many times we pretend to live a full life.

47. We always look at people far away and ignore people around us. We always miss the past, but do not cherish the present. People are so contradictory!

48. What I miss most is the temperature of the palm of your hand, but the memory of one hand may not be generous, but it seems to hold my whole world.

49. Open those bleak title pages and look back, feeling that the past years are empty. However, I don't want to let go, but time has relentlessly released my hand.

50. Back to that romantic and carefree childhood, back to the happy years of plucking birds from trees, catching fish and shrimp in rivers, catching cricket in the grass and playing with bees and butterflies among wild flowers.

Miss your classmate's conversation

First, the invigilator+geographical location+surrounding students = test scores

Second, some students like to invite people to dinner when they have nothing to do. Others had to stop them from giving money. For such students, I only have six words: National Day, please contact!

Third, attending classes can treat students' insomnia.

Fourth, disrupt classes and re-divide schools. Do you have a stomachache when you are free? Do you know what classmate love is?

I hate it when my parents say that that classmate has poor grades, so don't play with him.

Six, everyone's growth is inseparable from farewell, farewell to toys, farewell to games, farewell to classmates, farewell to teachers, farewell to many sorrows.

7. How many students have heard this sentence? You are clever, but your mind is not on your study.

Every time he borrows a classmate's homework, he never forgets to say: I scribbled it.

Nine, stealth for a long time, once online, I can't stand stealth immediately. Where are the classmates?

After graduation, I waved at the campus where I stayed for six years and said goodbye to you and your classmates. Will you miss me after I leave?

Eleven, class roll call! The students quickly called their roommates and whispered, Come on! The teacher called the roommate's name and said calmly: free.

Every time I ask my classmates with good grades to borrow my homework copy, they always say that I scribble.

Thirteen, what do you want to see most on the way to school late? A: Other students who are late! Talking about classmates

Learn with me: how to translate the king is always lucky? I said without thinking: Mr. Wang.

Twenty-five ZJC, at 7: 45: 57 on July 3, 20654381day, I decided to completely forget you and go our separate ways.

Sixteen, invigilator+geographical location+surrounding students = test scores

17. graduation photo doesn't have your smiling face, and there is no message from you in the classmate book.

18. Is there a feeling that the happiest students in the class always sit in the last row?

My classmate's mobile phone was confiscated by the teacher. When the students got it back, they were surprised to find that his games were all cleared!

Twenty, how many students, even in summer, have thick quilts on their beds. Because we don't cover it, we just sleep with it ~

Twenty-one, how many students have heard this sentence: You are smart, but you are not focused on your studies.

Students who cheat in exams are actually smart, but they don't like studying.

Twenty-three, invigilator+geographical location+surrounding students = test scores.

24. How many couples did you bring together when you were studying?

Twenty-five, because the head teacher is an evil Mediterranean, all the students in our class have Mediterranean phobia.

Twenty-six, bitter vine old trees faint, canteen prices have risen again, students are hungry into thin horses. Mom, the sun is setting. I’m going home.

Twenty-seven, the teacher didn't speak in the middle of the class, indicating that some students died = =.

Twenty-eight, the teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, indicating that some students died.

Twenty-nine, the teacher came out of the classroom to answer the phone. . . At this time, most students are discussing his ringtone. .

Thirty, persistence is king! Come on, junior three students, they will pass every exam!

If we are about to leave campus, will our classmates still be classmates? The torrent of society will dilute our friendship. ......

At school, when you ask your classmates to copy their homework.

Thirty-three, the magic weapon to test the teacher; Divide the lifeblood of students; Damn, damn, damn, damn.

I still remember that we used to be classmates and later became deskmates. Later, they became lovers and broke up when they came back.

Thirty-five, classmate, I tell you, your mother became my mother many years later. Can you believe it?

36. Every time she borrows a classmate's homework, she always says: I scribble!

During the exam, many students are busy arranging the examination room. What an organized momentum!

Thirty-eight, ask my classmates to borrow homework. Students always say something wrong, so don't ask me.

The head teacher said to a classmate after class: Don't think you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

Forty, cheating can always be known by several strangers.

Forty-one, you don't know how many classmates have been hurt by your words.

Forty-two, [the teacher didn't talk in the middle of class, which means that some students died]

Forty-three, classmates, you are all idiots in this study period. Forget these psychopaths are going to play in July!

Forty-four, since the game of masturbation alliance elimination, I finally know that those good friends and old classmates are still alive.

Forty-five, the teacher didn't talk in the middle of class, which means that some students died @

At forty-six, the teacher came out of the classroom to answer the phone ... At this time, most students were discussing his cell phone ringtone.

47. The accuracy of students with poor grades is often higher than that of students with good grades.

48. I hate it when my parents say that that classmate has poor grades. Do not play with him. Be careful.

Forty-nine, in fact, in the year of graduation, we went to school, half to study, and the other half to meet more students who are about to leave and may never see each other again.

Fifty, how many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick. Because I don't cover it, I sleep with my arms around ~ ~

Fifty-one, WDL, 2011:0014: 55, I saw what you wrote to her, so I decided to forget you completely and go our separate ways.

Fifty-two, the classmate asked: where is your mother? At home. Where is home? Home is on the earth. Where on earth is it? China on Earth.

53. Remember the last classmate in the last row?

Fifty-four, the classmate asked: where is your mother? On earth. Where on earth is it? Home on earth. I won't ask! Oh, my classmate vomited blood.

Miss classmates' sentences

1. I wonder if everyone feels the same way. We kept in touch when we just graduated. Now, with the passage of time, watching friends gradually leave, former classmates began to part ways, and the number of contacts began to decrease, sometimes chatting without a word. Maybe I made new friends in a new environment and a new circle of friends, and I gradually stopped contacting my old friends. If I do, I'm just a few of my good friends, and my good friends start to become strangers.

2. Remember the night when we talked under the starlight? Talk about learning, talk about ideals and talk about the future. Even if we live far apart, I will always remember the starry sky that night.

3. A good friend becomes a stranger. Sometimes, some people leave without saying goodbye; Sometimes, some things can be understood without asking; Sometimes, some roads will become longer even if they are not taken. Suddenly feel like crying, inadvertently we are all growing up. In the future, we will gather less and leave more.

Looking back on the days when we were together, I was at a loss. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry.

Good memories still emerge in my mind, and the good times I spent with my classmates are always deeply engraved in my heart by the years!

6. The breeze blows away your locked brows and lets all your troubles fly back. Please don't go back to chase, you have to run forward, because happiness is ahead!

7. The sky attracts you to spread your wings and fly, the ocean calls you to sail, the mountains inspire you to climb the peak bravely, and the plains wait for you to listen to the reins. May you have a bright future!

8. Classmate, let those sweet whispers in the past dusk be buried in your heart and turned into beautiful memories!

9. I suddenly miss my college classmates, and I haven't had much contact since I graduated from college. Are you okay? I miss you so much! I am very happy to spend four years with you in the snowy plateau. This is an unforgettable memory. Now that everyone has entered the society, I hope everyone can be happy and miss your old classmates!

We used to enjoy beautiful flowers together; We used to fantasize about beautiful seasons together. Classmates, classmates, don't forget the days we walked together after parting. We have had calm as water, heated debates and silent competition. We cling to our shoulders, hold hands tightly, have the ideal of * * *, and make a sound of * * *. Whether you get it or lose it, everything will stay.

1 1. I silently picked the new branches of Jingui at the full moon, woven a sweet dream of acacia, and gave it to you who are studying far away.

12. I miss you. My acacia grows in the spring rain and dew, like a green vine winding around a tree, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.

13. I miss crying when I first lived on campus. I miss sharing a bed with you. I miss sleeping in someone else's dormitory and getting angry. I miss the cake you gave everyone on your birthday.

14. I miss signing my name on your school uniform. When you clean the balcony, I miss your back. I miss you calling me penis. I miss the time when we listened to the dormitory song club together.

15. I miss having dinner with you at noon and afternoon. I miss the crowded canteen, where we are all. I miss your tired faces in the fiery sun. Miss the school that hasn't been tiled yet. I miss everyone rubbing the wall together outside.

16. I hope we can meet again in the future. You let friendship take root in my heart and blossom beautiful flowers. Thank you, classmates. I wish you a bright future and happiness!

17. I want to tell you that friends will support you silently. If something goes wrong, you will find me still by your side later.

18. I miss you so much that I write my name in the cup, drink water and kiss you every day. Miss you, miss you so much, write you in your underwear and protect you personally every day.

19. Think of us, so many young people, so many happy times, gone forever. It is rare to have such intimate friends in life. Meeting you is the happiness of my life. No matter where we are in the future, our hearts will always be together.

I really miss my life at school. Those former good friends and former competitors really don't know how they are now. Do you remember those bittersweet days, those strange things, those good and bad classmates? Maybe they have forgotten it, but the wonderful high school life will really be stored in my memory for a lifetime. Even if I don't remember it for years, I won't forget it.