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Hot classics tell me that with you, you are everything. When you are away, everything is yours.

Junichi Watanabe: To appease a man, you must be kind to him, but not always. Just take care of him when he is ill. If he is really too good to get sick, just take care of him when you are sick.

Second, when you have no time to rest, it is your time to rest.

Third, women should not change themselves to please others, unless that person lets you meet a better self. Just be yourself. There will always be someone who will love everything about you.

Four, people have two ways to go, one is to go, the other is to want to go, you must take the road you want to go beautifully, in order to take the road you want to go.

5. Associate with smart people, fall in love with reliable people, have an affair with positive people, and travel with humorous people.

From now on, I will do myself a favor: unload the burden, forget the pain and heal the wounds.

Life is a rope that always leads us by the nose. In order to live, we forbear, shrink, distort and even betray ourselves. Don't think this is normal. Many times what we take for granted will secretly change our character.

No matter how serious your life is, you can always find someone who doesn't think you are stupid.

9. Adversity is the resistance to progress and the driving force to make the strong. A person, if he doesn't push himself, has no idea how good he is. In the face of adversity, it may take only one thought to give up, but it will take a lifetime to regret. Only dare to fight back and persevere can we have the strongest rebound, rush out of the trough and set foot on the peak.

10. Everyone has his own advantages and disadvantages. There is no need to be complacent because you are better than others in that matter, and there is no need to be ashamed because you are half a step behind in something. Mind your own business. People's energy is limited and their talents vary greatly. If we can get rid of the details and get to the point, it's already very difficult. If we can get rid of the competitive mentality and calmly deal with it with talent and corresponding diligence, it is valuable.

Eleven, some people say that they are unlucky and can't find a good job; Some people say that if love is not smooth, there will always be scum; Some people say that parents can't afford to buy a house; I have seen too many people who have changed their lives by their own efforts, and too many people who have squandered their original superior conditions and eventually become waste in life. You can't choose your birth, but you can choose your future destiny. What kind of person you want to be depends on yourself.

Twelve, the best state for two people to get along with each other is: not jealous, not catering, having something to say, not embarrassed.

Thirteen, Liu Yu's "Proposal": We are both talented and unruly, so we love each other deeply, and because we are both stubborn and exclusive, we hate each other's guts. Because of this paradox of love and hate, we love our brain and liver today and hate our chickens and eggs tomorrow.

14. I dreamed that you would come to see me. The plane that landed at two o'clock in the afternoon has been nervous since eight o'clock in the morning. I washed my hair five times. I'm not satisfied with how to make it up. There are no beautiful clothes in the closet. The more I look in the mirror, the more I want to cry. Time is getting closer and closer to two o'clock, and my heart is about to explode like a cannonball. Struggling to wake up and looking at the ceiling motionless, I think if this is not love, then there is nothing to say. dugout canoe

Fifteen, others think that you are impatient, aggressive, impulsive, pushy, smart, and have a rigid relationship with some people. True friends think that this is nothing more than frankness, positivity, boldness, sense of honor, high IQ and hatred. True friends are not blinded by friendship, but because they can see the scenery from your point of view and the world through your eyes.

Sixteen, people have three natures, one is nature, but nature, and the third is habit. Nature is pure and good without evil, nature is pure and evil without good, and habits can be good and hateful. The ancient furnace in Jiapingwa

Seventeen, when you are here, you are everything. When you are away, everything is yours.

Choosing good friends is really important. There is a joke that you will find flies in the toilet and bees in the flowers. Stay with people who shine, and slowly you will shine. Be sure to stay away from those who are full of negative energy. They will steal your dreams unconsciously, make you decadent and become as mediocre as them.

Nineteen, when all boys swear, they really feel that they will not break their word. When they go back on their word, they really feel that they can't do it. So swearing can't measure loyalty, and it can't judge right or wrong. It can only prove that at the moment they say it, they have really treated each other.

Lost emotions: everything is when you are here, and everything is you when you are not.

First, when you are here, everything is you.

Second, such a thing, one day you know, you will know. Sometimes it teaches you to grow up slowly and makes you stronger.

Third, if one day I can't help asking you, is it me you love most? You must lie to me.

Fourth, I don't know what friendship is and what love is. I only know that as long as I believe in my heart.

5. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.

I always believe that you have me in your heart, which is the stupidest thing I have ever done.

Seven, sometimes alienate a person not because you hate it, but because you like it too much.

Eight, still alive in a fog, like a walking corpse.

You are unique and I am unique, just like the moon and stars.

It is not difficult to enter your name many times, but when you enter it, it will come out by itself.

Eleven, now you are not all, put aside the pain and pay in the past.

I told him not to say good night. I can't afford it.

Thirteen, if someone thinks you are stupid, you continue to play dumb, anyway, there is nothing to do, let him play!

Fourteen, people always offend some people when they are alive, to see if it is worth it.

Do you know why some people have bangs? Because when you are sad, just gently lower your head and no one will notice.

16. Playing mobile phones in self-study at night, I am most afraid of the power failure of the whole school and then emitting white light from you.

Seventeen, I always think alone, and then cry silently.

Eighteen, people who love to sow dissension should be dismembered into ten thousand pieces, dismembered into ten thousand pieces, and then dismembered into ten thousand pieces.

The tragedy of life is not that a person loses, but that he almost wins.

Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow won't leave you when there is no light.

The reason why you left me is that he is better than me!

22. I sincerely wish that we will never meet again in this life.

You live in a world without me, and I live in a sky with only you.

Twenty-four, love is very humble, very humble, if the other person does not love you.

Twenty-five, unforgettable memories, continuation of life, missed only passing by.

Twenty-six, write a warm farewell with a tear.

Twenty-seven, the space is brushed and brushed, I hope you suddenly jump out of the relationship with me.

28. All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?

29. What do you take me for to make me so sad?

Thirty, one day I finally became lukewarm to you, one day I finally gave up on you, one day I walked with others, and one day I became a complete stranger with you. Will you regret not cherishing it?

QQ space love story: You are everything when you are here, and everything is you when you are not.

1, think about my love for you so deep, pure and single-minded, I really hope to be with you.

2. Miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.

3. Every day when I wake up, you arrogantly occupy my mind and can't get rid of it. I think I should tell you that you sneaked into my dream again last night!

4, love you, as natural as the spring breeze blowing willow; Love you, as sweet as autumn fruit; Love you, romance is like a colorful cloud chasing the moon. Honey, I love you!

I am sure that from now on, in the future, you are my only love, and I also know that in this changeable world, you will be the constant love.

6. Green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

8. Although mountains and rivers can separate people by distance, they can't separate their hearts. No matter where you go, my heart will always be with you, forever.

9. Thousands of thoughts are frozen in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness!

10, thinking of you is a kind of beautiful sadness and sweet melancholy, but in my heart, it is a kind of warmth that no language can express.

1 1. If I fall in love with your smile, how can I collect it and how can I have it?

12, you let me breathe and decide my heartbeat.

13, my thoughts are flowers blooming everywhere urged by years! Flowers turn into butterflies and fly into your dreams every night!

14, if one day I turn into a bundle of loess, the grass growing on this loess will be green for you, and the yellow flowers will be fragrant for you; If one day, I turn into a clear spring, the fish fluttering in this clear spring will dance for you, and the tinkling spring will come to song for you.

15. Feel your spring, summer, autumn and winter with your soul, your southeast and northwest with your life, your ups and downs with the tip of your tongue, and your right and wrong with your whole life.

16, walk home with you after dark.

17, I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you that you are the only person I want to see.

18, I like the feeling of being with you.

19, I have been sleeping alone. In my sleep, you appeared before my eyes. I want to kiss you, my love. I want to kiss you tonight.

20. I have countless dreams, and you are in every dream; I have countless ideals, and you are in every ideal; I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed. May fortune let me see you, hear you and lose you.

Everything is when you are here, and everything is you when you are not.

First, life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

Second, some things can only be remembered. Some people can only be passers-by I can't escape those memories after all, I can't forget that person, and I can't change the role of a one-man show. As the years passed, I meditated and recalled, looking back on the past, and the scars of my thoughts became deeper and deeper. Familiar with many years ago, many years later, everything has already vanished, you are still you, I am still me, the same stranger.

Third, it doesn't matter how difficult it is to do something, whether it will have a result or not. Even if it fails, there is nothing wrong with it. The key is whether you have the courage to get rid of the shackles and face it bravely. Many times, we don't lack methods, what we lack is the determination and courage to go forward bravely. Don't be timid from the beginning and don't look back and forth when things are going on. Only in this way can everything be possible.

Fourthly, but sadly, in real life.

Mine is mine after all. I am your passer-by after all. You never loved me. Nothing is destined to happen between you and me. No matter how I cross, no matter how I want to get close to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. I really want to see you.

6. According to the British Daily Mail, a study found that people frequently play mobile phones and send emails before going to bed will affect the quality of sleep, and make them feel worse the next day, making them anxious and depressed.

Seven, the woman asked: Do you really love me? Do you love me or her more? Often, he would look at her with a smile and ask, What do you think? When you ask a person for an answer, if the other person hesitates for more than three seconds, often, the answer he finally gives is not the true answer in his heart, but an answer deliberately drawn to please you.

Eight, when you are here, everything is you!

Nine, the happiness on the face, others can see. Who can feel the pain inside me?

10. The greatest act of unrequited love is realization. You don't love me, but I help you. A true secret love is a lifelong career, and I won't give up because he is far away from you. Without this feeling, don't fall in love easily.

An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

12. What loves you most is often not your favorite.

Thirteen, life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had a whisper and wanted to tell me that it missed you. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.

Fourteen, accustomed to crying in the dark, learned to be strong and stubborn.

Fifteen, life is not bitter, what is bitter is too much desire; The mind is not tired, but it is tired to catch too much. The course of life is less desire and less pursuit; The profound meaning of fate is to learn to give up and wait, give up all the noise and glitz, and wait for the soul to calm down slowly. No matter how bitter yesterday was, we should recite it into happy memories with today's smile; Once tired, we should use the present forgetfulness to cross the world of mortals and make our hearts calm.

When a man secretly loves two girls at the same time, who he loves more depends on who loves him less.

Seventeen, when a person does not love you and wants to leave you.

18. When we go from ignorance to thoroughness, we need to take some detours and get hurt. This is the symbol of our journey and the price of our growth. Don't avoid because of fear, but exclude some people and things because of protection. Only when you have experienced it can you taste the twists and turns of this world. Even if we leave, the pain will only last for a while; Some seemingly detours, we bypassed, but the pain never dissipated.

Nineteen, love is precious until it is divided. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have until they lose it. In fact, what they are most familiar with is the most precious.

Twenty, since you are lovelorn, you must give up. It is impossible to find the broken kite.

2 1. Never say goodbye when you want to continue; Never give up when you can still bear it; When you are reluctant to part with someone, never, never say that you no longer love him or her.

22. A man's ex-girlfriend is a woman's lifelong rival in love. No matter who failed them when they broke up, more than 90% will succeed if they come back to men for help many years later. Many men won't even refuse to have physical relations with their ex-girlfriends. The reason why men are easily entangled with their ex-girlfriends is because in their hearts, men's possessiveness has always hinted that their ex-girlfriends are still their women.

23. I have been sleeping alone. In my sleep, you appeared before my eyes. I want to kiss you, my love. I want to kiss you tonight.

The degree to which a person likes you is generally proportional to the speed at which he replies to your text messages.

25. Life is beautiful and sad! Fortunately, there is only one life, but sadly, life cannot be repeated!

26. We are tired because we often hesitate between persistence and giving up. The reason why we are worried is that our memory is too good. What should be remembered and what should not be remembered will remain in memory. We suffer because we pursue too much; The reason we are unhappy is that we expect too much, not that we have too little, but that we care too much.

Twenty-seven, he said, I'm afraid of you. Yes, you were afraid before you liked her.

Talking to loneliness, I just don't want to believe that I have left.

Twenty-nine, in love, you say one thing and do another.

30. There is nothing that can't pass, only the mood that can't pass. We can't let go of many things, such as being cheated, retaliating, satirizing, resenting and criticizing. Most people only care about the matter itself and indulge in the unpleasant emotions it brings. In fact, as long as we change our mood, the world will be completely different.

Thirty-one, this sentence is suitable for those children who can't let go. In fact, sometimes we have to think about it. Is it true love or unwilling?

32. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then dripping into tears.

33. liking someone is a feeling, and not liking someone is an easy fact to explain, but this feeling is unspeakable.

Thirty-four, together for a long time, can't avoid disputes. Some lovers often quarrel, but year after year, they are still together and never leave; Some lovers never quarrel, outsiders envy their sweetness, but break up like lightning; Quarrel is crazy communication. People who are willing to stay and quarrel will always love you, but they are very patient. They will gradually become a time bomb, suddenly explode one day, and all their feelings will be destroyed instantly.

35. The best doesn't mean that it suits you, and what suits you is not necessarily the best. Which one would you choose?

Thirty-six, but if you really fall in love with someone, you will have an emotional cleanliness, and you can't stand the other person's little emotional impurity, both physically and mentally.

Thirty-seven, people keep leaving or entering in life, so what they see is invisible, and what they remember is forgotten! In life, people keep gaining and losing, so they can't see, remember to forget!

38, elegance is quicksand, and old age is a period of time.

39. There is always only one way to forget a relationship. Neither time nor new love can make you forget a relationship. There is only one reason. Time is not long enough, and the new love is not good enough. Amy Cheung

Forty, a love is too painful, maybe it's just a dream I haven't forgotten, which makes me awake. I wonder if your feelings can bury my love for you.

Forty-one, the dream is fleeting, go back to Qushui to watch the fireworks break the full moon.

Forty-two, if your scarred wings are still beyond legend, please don't break my fantasy, don't hurt my thin dream, the sound of laundry scattered on the beach and the navigation of iron boats always make all the breath of life surge and deeply ravage my eyes that I can't leave for a long time.

Forty-three, the heart should let you hear, love should let you see, not afraid to admit how attached I am to you; When I miss you, I hope you can receive my sincere message!

44. If betrayal is a kind of courage, it takes more courage to accept betrayal. The former only needs to be brave enough, or it may just be impulsive, while the latter tests tolerance, not as simple as impulsive, but only takes time.

Forty-five, think about my love for you so deep, pure and single-minded, I really hope to be with you.

Forty-six, everyone's phone book will have a number that you will never call and never delete; In everyone's heart, there will be someone you will never mention and never forget.

47. In my last relationship, I devoted myself wholeheartedly. I was seriously injured, so I was afraid of being hurt this time, so I kept it. This means that the rotten person who hurt you last time got the most complete you, and this developing lover got a very cold you. I know you are protecting yourself, but if this is a business, your store will definitely be a bad customer who will never come again and get the best service, while new customers will be left out in the cold. Why can't this store be closed?

48. If you cry, it will always be my face that is wet, and if you are sad, it will always be my heart. Open your palm to the sky, there is sunshine in your palm, that's the occasional smile I miss you; There are raindrops in the palm of your hand, which are tears that occasionally fall when I miss you.

Forty-nine, the food in the kitchen is only for you, the pillow on the bed is only for you, the clothes of the couple are only for you, the sweet love songs are only for you, the missing sentences are only for you, and the missing messages are only for you!

Fifty years old, I am enjoying my sadness and pain. After a long time, I became numb and used to it.