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The 98 edition of Water Margin has less than 20 words per episode.
At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, the capital city market was bustling, and all kinds of juggling performances could be seen everywhere. A group of prodigals are cheering for the football performance of golf. Because a stick juggler stole the audience, Gao Qiu and other disgruntled troublemakers even beat the stick juggler. At this point, Wang Jin, the 800,000 imperial coach in Tokyo, passed by and separated Gao Qiu and others, and they buried their grievances.
Second set
Jiu Wen Long Shi Jin and Lu Da are in the teahouse. Shi Jin revealed that master Wang Jin once lived in Shijia Village and taught him to play boxing sticks. During the conversation, crying came from time to time in the restaurant, so I asked the bartender and learned that the Kim family could not visit relatives here, and Kim's mother died of illness. Zheng Tuqiang took his daughter Jin Cuilian as his concubine. Later, Zheng's wife learned that they were expelled from the Kim family and went to the restaurant to sing.
Episode 3
There is a Lu in the temple, which seems inappropriate. Others meditate, but Shen Zhi snores loudly. While the monks were listening to the scriptures, Shen Zhi looked around, and Shen Zhi was as drunk as a fiddler. He smashed the door and set fire to the temple, which made a chicken fly and a dog jump. After being induced by the elder Zhizhen, Zhizhen was deeply moved and determined to be "good and evil". He tried to keep quiet and gave up drinking voluntarily. However, fireworks are waiting for revenge, luring Shen Zhi down the mountain, drinking in a big bowl and eating meat in chunks, which is endless fun.
The fourth episode
When Lu Gang arrived at Kaifeng Temple, the vegetable garden in the temple was often harassed by a group of troublemakers headed by Zhang San. The old monk who looked at the vegetable garden couldn't control them, so he made Shen Zhi the director of the vegetable garden. Zhang San really appeased them and became a mentor with them.
Episode 5
Gao Yanei clung to Lin Niangzi in the hall on the second floor of Lu Qian's house, and Lin Niangzi gradually lost her strength in the struggle with her. Lin came and ran away from the window. Lin was very angry. He returned to Fan Lou with a sharp knife to get even with Lu Qian, but Lu Qian had escaped. Gao Qiu scolded Gao Yanei, and Gao Yanei got sick with anger. The old man always knew Gao Qiu and lied that Lin wanted to kill Gao Qiu for revenge. The old man always fanned the flames, and Gao Qiu came up with a plot.
Sixth set
Along the way, Lin was tortured by Xue Ba and went to the wild pig forest. He told Xue Ba to sleep for a while, so he tied Lin to a tree for fear of escaping. Later, they took a fire stick and said that Qiu ordered them to take their lives. When Lin was in danger, he rushed to Yong to save Lin and tried to kill He Xueba. Thanks to Lin's intercession, two people saved their lives.
Seventh set
In the vegetable garden of Dasuoguoji, Zhang San and others informed Lu that someone had reported the wild pig forest and Lu was leaving the capital of song dynasty. And Fuan came to Cangzhou, paid a large sum of money and made a plan to kill Lin. Lin was transferred to the grain farm outside the city and delivered with the old army, becoming the steward of the grain farm. Lin returned to the forage field from the hotel, and the thatched cottage collapsed under the heavy snow, so he took a quilt and a fireworks gourd and left it in the mountain temple. Lin Niangzi, who stayed in the capital of song dynasty, hanged herself because she could not bear to be humiliated.
Eighth set
Lin left the mountain temple to take refuge in Chai Jin, and Chai Jin recommended Liangshan in the forest by writing a book. However, Untitled Scholar Wang Lun, a Liangshan hero, was worried about Lin Bu's high pressure and didn't want to leave, so he took silver as a gift and went down from Lin Bu. Zhu Gui, Song Wan, Du Qian and others threatened to leave Liangshan and find another way out. In order to take in Lin, Wang Lun finally had to acquiesce.
Episode 9
Yang Zhi also bought beautiful jade at a high price and sent it to Qiu Fu, but Gao Qiu broke it on the spot and threw Yang Zhi into prison. After Yang Zhi was released from prison, he was penniless and had to be handed over by the seller. On the way, Yang Zhi met Niu Er who cheated in various ways, which aroused Yang Zhi's anger and killed Niu Er. After opening Yin as her husband, she opened her door wide to match Daming House.
Episode 10
Liu Tang, a red-haired ghost, found out about escorting Birthday Net, and made a night tour of Dongxi Village, Yuncheng County. In addition, Wu Yong has long been well-informed about this matter, pointing out the shortcomings of the times and explaining the way out. It is appropriate to enter and keep, and the analysis is seamless. During this period, Gongsun Sheng joined the brigade, pointing out that Huangnigang was their only way, and recommended Bai Sheng, the day mouse, to join. At this time, everyone was excited. Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Liu Tang and Ruan Jinyong took wine as their alliance, and * * * raised their sense of honor.
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Yang Zhi didn't dare to slack off and hurried on, but Xie Du was in charge of fighting Yang Zhi, which made Yang Zhi very angry. At this time, seven cars loaded with dates walked into the Woods. When Yang Zhi saw that the sacks were really filled with dates, he stopped his guard and both sides went back to camp to have a rest. Bai Sheng picked two barrels of wine and passed the post. The jujube vendor bought a bucket to make the soldiers drool. When Yang Zhi saw that the jujube vendor had no wine to drink, Yang Zhi and others were unconscious after drinking intoxicating drugs, and the birthday net was taken away by the jujube vendor.
Episode 12
In Dongxi Village, Wu Chao was worried, because he didn't see Bai Sheng, so they went to Yuncheng County to find the whereabouts of Bai Sheng. He Tao of Jeju County came to Yuncheng to contact the county government. Sung river settled He Tao in a restaurant to drink and pulled himself out. He Tao closed on empty air in Dongxi Village and led the officers and men to Shi Jiecun.
Episode 13
He Tao searched for sound by fishing boat. Seeing the boat, He Tao ordered the officers and men to shoot arrows, and the singer jumped into the water. I saw a dozen fishing boats full of firewood drifting behind him in the wind. Suddenly, the ship caught fire and the wind turned into fire. At the same time, officers and men caught fire and fell into the water. He Tao was also caught in a big net. It turned out that it was Ruan Jinyong's three brothers who sang and rocked the boat. Ruan Xiaowu cut off He Tao's ear, and He Tao ran away. After defeating the officers and men, Chao went to Liangshan.
Episode 14
Song Jiang helped the poor in Yuncheng County, which was called "timely rain". He once buried his dead father for the singer Yan Poxi, and the shopkeeper Liu Po proposed to fix them up. Song Jiang repeatedly refused, but Liu Po kept pestering him. Song Jiang was overjoyed to learn that Chao was safely climbing the mountain with her breast, and promised her to be a concubine. Because Song Jiang put business first and didn't love women, Yan Poxi was often left alone to guard the new house, and Zhang Wenyuan, the county magistrate, took advantage of it, so they developed an affair.
Episode 15
Liu Po and the old watchman went to court, and Zhang Zao expected to be dead. He took the harvest certificate of Song Jiang's ironing knife and reported it to the county government. Liu Po exposed the affair between Zhang Wenyuan and Yan Poxi on the spot, and the magistrate blamed Zhang Wenyuan and put him in prison. Yuncheng magistrate sent Lei Heng to catch Song Jiang and Lei Heng to Songjiazhuang. Song Taigong claimed that he had already severed his father-son relationship with Song Jiang, and there are documents to prove it. Lei Heng returned to the yamen to find a job with documents.
Episode 16
Wu Da sells sweets and cakes for a living, and his wife Pan Jinlian used to be a servant girl of a large family. She suffered a lot. After she married Wu Da, although she was not satisfied, she finally had a home of her own.
Episode 17
When Wu Dalang came back from selling baked wheat cakes, he saw that his brother was preoccupied when he was eating. Song Wu has decided to leave. Pan Jinlian sent warm clothes. One day, after getting dressed up, Pan Jinlian was so lonely that he looked out of the window and accidentally bumped into a fork pole and Ximen Qing passing by. Ximen Qing looked up and saw the golden lotus shining and hugging. Lotus flustered, put down the bamboo curtain.
Episode 18
Pan Jinlian invited a doctor to see Wu Da and went to a drugstore to get medicine. On the way home, he was stopped by Wang Po and said that Song Wu would come back. Jinlian was so frightened that there was nothing she could do, so she had to promise to come to the pavilion to discuss countermeasures with Ximen Qing. Wang Po and Ximen Qing tried to poison Wu Da with the arsenic of Jinlian, but Jinlian was afraid but helpless.
Episode 19
When Song Wu came back, he found his brother dead. He was very sad. At the same time, he went to Yun Ge to ask the truth. Yun Ge sued the county magistrate, who was afraid of Ximen Qing's influence in yanggu county and dared not accept it. Song Wu had no choice but to solve it by himself. Song Wu, with two soldiers, invited Yao Er, the owner of a nearby paper shop and a silver shop, and Wang Po, the owner of a tea shop, to the house and sat around the table in front of Wu Da Ling Tang with Pan Jinlian. Song Wu pulled out a sharp knife and pointed it at Wang Po, asking her to tell who the murderer was, and asked Yao Er to make a record on the spot. Wang Po was so scared that he told the whole story. As a result, Song Wu killed Pan Jinlian and took his headband to Ximen Qing.
Episode 20
Guan Ying invited Song Wu home and explained that his original name was kindness. He opened more than 100 hotels and casinos in Happy Forest, and used the death row prisoners in Guanying Prison to manage his business, which brought him considerable economic resources. Later, a Jiang Menshen man occupied the Happy Forest with his sumo skills. He told the official not to tell him, but he couldn't beat him. I heard that the tiger hero Song Wu came to the prison camp and wanted to ask him to export natural gas for himself.
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Jiang Menshen made a comeback, then occupied the Happy Forest and drove away the kindness. Zhang Dujian instructed Yulan to hide the stolen goods in Song Wu's room, and then falsely accused Song Wu of being a thief. Song Wu is hard to argue. Zhang Dujian sent him back to the prison city village and taught him to recruit again. With the help of good people, he saved his life and awarded him to Zhou En. Two officers escorted Song Wu to Feiyunpu, followed by two knife and axe men. The officers gathered quietly around Song Wu. Song Wu pre-emptively kicked the two men into the river, and another knife-wielding person slashed people. Song Wu blocked the flail and the flail was split. Song Wu hacked half a wooden flail to death, and learned from other killers that Jiang Menshen was the mastermind.
Episode 22
Song Jiang left Chai Jin and went to Huarong in Qingfeng Village, where he was caught by robbers. The robbers were Wang Ying and Wang Jiu, short-legged tigers. They heard a lot about Sung River and gave a banquet to scare him, but he left quietly halfway. Because he robbed Liu, the owner of Qingfeng Village, and asked her to be the wife of the stockade owner, Song Jiang saved Liu's wife for Huarong Road. After Song Jiang arrived in Qingfeng Village, Liu Gaofu falsely accused Song Jiang of being a robber, and Huarong Road was naturally a crime of adultery. Gao Liu arrested Sung River and Huarong Road together, while Liu Gao's wife was robbed by Wang Ying.
Episode 23
Classical Wu Yong and others tried to persuade Song Jiang to join in, but Song Jiang refused. Sung River went to Jiangzhou Prison City Camp and met Li Kui jy. Jy heard the name of Song and respected Song very much. He wanted to entertain Song Jiang, but he had no money. He borrowed money to gamble and lost everything, so he quarreled with all gamblers, and Song Jiang calmed the storm.
Episode 24
Huang Wenbing was responsible for Song Jiang, but Song Jiang could not bear this severe punishment and only confessed that he was sentenced to death. Huang Wenbing instigated Cai Jiu to write a letter to a surname Cai. In order to take credit, he wrote it at home and sent Dai Zhong to Tokyo. Dai zhong went to Liangshan to explain the danger. Wu used Xiao to imitate Cai Ti's letter, which ordered Cai Jiu to take Song Jiang to Beijing for disposal, so that he could be rescued halfway. Dai Zong returned to Jiangzhou with a fake letter and was caught by Huang Wenbing. Dai Zhong was also sentenced to death and beheaded with Song Jiang.
Episode 25
Sung river remembered that Li Kui jy had an old mother at home, and Li Kui jy didn't want to disturb others. He got off Liangshan. On the way, he met Gui Li, who pretended to cut the diameter and was knocked down by Li Kui jy. Gui Li lied that his family had a 90-year-old mother and begged Li Kui jy to forgive him. Li Kui jy sympathized with his filial piety and gave him money to let him go. After that, Li Kui jy found food at his home in Gui Li. Gui Li's wife wanted to tell him the whereabouts of Li Kui and got paid. Li Kui heard that Li Kui killed Li Gui, and Li Guigan did it.
Episode 26
Yang Xiong's wife, Pan Qiaoyun, had an affair with the monk Pei Ruhai. Pan invited Pei Ruhai to his home on the grounds of his ex-husband's death. Shi Xiu found Pei coming out of Pan's room, and Pan was afraid of the scandal. First he bit Shi Xiu, and then he molested himself. Yang was furious and drove Shi Xiu away.
Episode 27
Classical sent someone to send Song Jiang back to the mountain, and Song Jiang vowed to attack Zhujiazhuang. The next day, when the two armies met and Liangshan was defeated, Wu Yong advocated that he could only outsmart him and thought of a good plan. Sun Li, the governor of Dengzhou, received a letter from Zhujiazhuang requesting reinforcements.
Episode 28
Sun Li let Sun Xin, Gu Dasao, Jie Zhen and Jerbo pretend to be public officials and join them in Zhujiazhuang. When Sun Xin borrowed food, he killed the guards and let the outstanding people out. Outside the village, Song Jiangling led the troops to attack, and Zhu Jiajun made a mess. After Song Jiang destroyed Zhujiazhuang, Dai Zhong came to report that Chai Jin was framed in Gaotangzhou, and Song Jiang sent his troops to save Chai Jin. Gao Lian was defeated and asked for it.
Episode 29
Liang Shanjun entered Gaotangzhou and rescued Chai Jin from the bottom of the well. Sung River and Wu Yong learned from the fallen commander Peng Gui that only Xu Ning, the teacher of Golden Gun Class, could shoot serial horses with his hook and sickle marksmanship. Wu Yong knew that Xu Ning had the ancestral Yanling armor, and if he stole the treasure, he was sure to win. When moved plead, sung river answered, and sent Yang Xiong to echo.
Episode 30
Dai zhong reported that Qiu, the imperial prefect, went to Xiyue to burn incense, and Song Jiang wanted to borrow Qiu Su to dredge the joints. Sung river carrot and stick, Qiu Su answered on the spot. However, after a long time without news from Beijing, Song Jiang thought there were no prominent figures in Liangshan, so he thought of Lu Junyi, the famous government, and asked Wu Yong to personally go down the mountain and invite Lu Junyi to join the army.
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Classical defeated Liangshan, and his condition turned critical. Classical swore before he died that whoever caught his enemy, Shi Wengong, would be the master of Liangshan. Juyitang set up a mourning hall and acclaimed Song Jiang as the temporary castellan. In order to avenge Classical, Sung River ordered an army to destroy Zengtou City.
Episode 32
Shi Wengong struggled with the lion and the horse all night, Qin Ming was shot and fell, and Huarong Road went to save Qin Ming. After the scuffle between the two sides, the second son of the Tseng family died. The Tseng squire was remorseful and made peace with Liangshan. Song Jiang asked the Tseng family to hand over Shi Wengong. Moved, he disguised himself as a peddler, found out the trap on the road and set a mark. Liangshan army sneaked in at night, and Shi Wengong and the Tseng brothers went into battle.
Episode 33
Liangshan came home victorious, taking Shi Wengong's head as the sacrificial ceremony, and Song Jiang officially took the top spot, and all the leaders also arranged the order, and changed the gathering hall to the loyalty hall. Everyone gave a banquet and drank wine, but when Song Jiang sang "May the heavenly king send an imperial edict to Ann early, his heart is full", Song Wu took the initiative and greatly changed the warm atmosphere.
Episode 34
Song Jiangpa sent Yan Qing down the mountain to test the reality, while Li Kui jy secretly chased Yan Qing down the mountain. Yan Qing and jy pretended to be businessmen and porters, and lived in an inn with Pang Wanchun and Pang, generals of Fang La in the south of the Yangtze River. The next day, Yan Qing and Li Kui jy arrived at the already crowded bowling alley. Pang shrugged, jumped out of the ring and fought Ren Yuan. Pang was arrested by his daughter and called the police. His brother Pang Wanchun took the stage for summer and autumn.
Episode 35
Li Kui jy took to the streets alone, and learned from the old population that Shouzhang County Magistrate was a cruel official, and the people complained bitterly. Li Kui jy found the county magistrate and met with the chief to drive away the old woman. Li Kui jy beat the chief and helped the old lady into the lobby. He called the magistrate to ask, and it turned out that this was a misinterpretation of the law. Li Kui Jr., dressed in the uniform of the magistrate, retried the old woman's case. As a result, things came out and more and more people complained.
Episode 36
In the palace, there was an argument about whether Liangshan was suppressed or used. The Zhao 'an faction gained the upper hand and sent Chen, the former Qiu, to deal with the matter. However, Gao Qiu and Cai Jing were uneasy and sent Li and Zhang Qian to assist Chen Taiwei respectively, which actually undermined the implementation of woo. Liangshan Zhongyitang, moved, reported Chen Taiwei and others to Jeju. Song Jiang was overjoyed and ready to meet, only to be criticized by some leaders.
Episode 37
Chen Taiwei was dismissed for investigation, and Gao Qiu was appointed as Yuan Shi to conquer Liangshan. Cai Jing appointed ten our troops to assemble in Jeju for Gao Qiu's disposal. At the Loyalty Hall, Song Jiang ordered Lin Chong and Hua Rongdao to lead the troops to fight Jeju, so that several generals could return to the team.
Episode 38
Gao Qiu and Li were under house arrest, and Song Lai indicated that if they didn't want to stay for a long time, they could be sent down the mountain. Gao Qiu promised to go back to Beijing to fully protect the performance, and ordered to woo them as soon as possible. At the same time, Lin came in with a knife and tried to kill Gao Qiu. Sung river got a fright and drew his sword in their midst. Later, Yang Zhi, Hu and others came and took the forest away. Sung Jiang sent Gao Qiu down the mountain.
Episode 39
After Liang Shanjun accepted the solicitation, a large group of people drove outside Tokyo and stationed in Chen Qiaoyi to show that the emperor had plans to increase his official rank, and Gao Qiu got in the way. Cai Jing wants Liangshan army to conquer Fang La. After the battle of Qiu Jin and Li Dian, Hui Zong temporarily appeased the Liangshan army and called Song Jiang and Lu Junyi into official positions. When they met Huizong, they got robes.
The 40th episode
Before the Southern Expedition, Yan Qing went to Yuxianglou to bid farewell to Li Shishi, and Li Shishi prayed for him to bless Yan Qing's safe return. Lu converted to Buddhism again in the name of honoring Elder Zhiqing, and stayed in Suoguo Temple to practice. Another Gongsun Sheng left without saying goodbye, and the flag of Sung River Barracks was blown off by the strong wind during the southern tour. Liangshan heroes felt heavy. Liang Shanjun attacked Suzhou City, and Suzhou Shoujiang ── Fang La's brother Fang Mao fled to the south of the city. In the battle of Suzhou, both sides suffered heavy casualties, and Yang Zhi broke his leg.
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Sung River surrendered hopelessly and had to fight Fang La. Lu Junyi led the army to attack the city by land, and was pressed by Pang Wanchun who was guarding the city. He moved troops to attack the city. Fang Lajun dropped the millstone and moved to the dead. In the battle of Hangzhou, Song Jiang won first, but more than 30 Liangshan generals were killed and the city was in chaos. Cai Jing and Gao Qiu learned that Sung River had captured Hangzhou, and I'm afraid that Sung River won the first credit for the southern expedition. They asked Tong Guan to take the place of conquering Zhang Shuye, and asked Tong Guan to get to the southern barracks before Song Jiang wiped out Fang La, and at the same time recalled Zhang Shuye to the capital for criticism.
Episode 42
Liang Shanjun and Fang Lajun fought hand to hand, and Fang Lajun was losing ground. The natural barrier of Wulongling was finally broken by Song Jun, Fang La was finally captured alive, and Song Jun captured Qingxi City. At this time, Tong Guan came, killed two thousand prisoners in Fang Jun and returned to Beijing with Fang La's cage. Liang Shanjun went south to Fang La and suffered more than half of the casualties. After Song Wu's left arm was disabled, he stayed in Liuhe Temple and became a Taoist at leisure.
Episode 43
Ruan was demoted back, and Song Jiang repeatedly asked Qiu to take back his life. Ruan was very happy to go fishing in his hometown and had a good time. Then, Chai Jin, Zhu Wu and Dai Zhong all resigned. Sung River was helpless and had to leave with tears and wine. Before Song Jiang's appointment, Huarong Road set up an official seal at the Provincial Court to accompany Song Jiang, just in case.
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