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55 words that women need to stick to.

1, the most expensive egg in the world is the face.

2. The face is always a woman's business card.

3. Skin is a fashion that never fades.

4, a good image is a woman's business card forever!

There are no ugly women in the world, only lazy women.

6. If you don't spend your husband's money, someone will help you spend it.

7, women maintain grapes, do not maintain raisins.

8. A woman's whiteness is a luxury and a kind of wealth.

9, women's maintenance is the same, no maintenance is old.

10, career is the beauty of men, and beauty is the career of women.

1 1, men are responsible for making money to support their families, and women are responsible for beauty.

12, the extent to which a man loves you depends on the extent to which you love yourself.

13, if you want to keep your husband's heart, you must first keep his eyes.

14, don't blame my husband for being a playboy, but blame us for not being able to get him to concentrate.

15, some women, after watching the crime, looked at the front to defend themselves.

16, BMW cars will be scrapped in advance if they are not maintained, not to mention our women's faces.

17, beauty is the preservative of love, the anti-theft car lock of marriage and the stepping stone of career.

18, a pair of lifeless leather shoes should be polished, let alone a living face.

19, some women, looking at the back, are worth 10 thousand, looking at the side, losing half, looking at the front, losing 10 thousand.

20. The image of success may not be very successful, but the image of failure will definitely make you fail.

2 1, a pair of lifeless leather shoes should be polished, not to mention a face that we use to show people every day.

22. Li Dongtian, a famous makeup artist, said: Woman, you should manage your appearance like a marriage!

23. In modern society, not only men like to see beautiful women, but even beautiful women like to see beautiful women. Do you like looking at beautiful women?

24. Beauty is productive. No matter how much money you have today, others can't see it, but the image is priceless.

25. If girls are willing to spend money on face, boys will invite you to dinner and pay for you.

26, this is a two-minute world, the first minute let others notice you, the second minute let others like you.

27, not for the country, just to look in the mirror without scaring people. Cherish yourself and be kind to yourself. You deserve to be loved!

28. Many people say that hair can be tidied up. If your clothes are old, you can buy a new one. Can I change the skin if it is not good?

29. Attractive women drive up house prices, such as houses and cars, while unattractive women drive down house prices, such as cars and houses.

30. Many women have brighter floors than their faces, but we know that no husband will kiss the floor.

3 1, good skin is the foundation of a woman's beauty. Although good skin is not necessarily beautiful, bad skin is just a long distance.

32. Why do men have to find beautiful women when looking for a wife? Because beauty is a man's face, you give him face, and he will give you face when he goes home.

33. How do you like your boyfriend to introduce you? Are you proud to say that this is my girlfriend, isn't it beautiful, or is it my family's?

34. Many women's floors and pots are brighter than their faces, but we know that no husband will kiss them.

Cinderella was attracted to the prince because of her princess dress, princess skirt and crystal shoes, so the beauty of a woman is productivity.

36. If girls are willing to spend money on face, boys will invite you to dinner and pay for you. You know, skin is a fashion that never fades.

37, reluctant to spend money to maintain themselves, but willing to spend money to eat, sing and buy ip6 selfies, and use Mito Xiu Xiu Beauty! Are you kidding yourself? Or cheat the phone?

38. The real phenomenon of society now: When you wipe the floor brighter than your face, your husband won't look at you again, because he wants your face to be brighter than the floor.

39, the same age, good skin and rough skin can differ by at least several years, and some even differ more, which is also the reason why stars love to maintain.

40. Don't bow your head, the crown will fall, don't cry, the bad guys will laugh, don't cry, and parents will hurt. Women must lose weight, take good care of their skin and make money.

4 1, skin care products, like breakfast, can't be solved once in a lifetime, at most for a while; Breakfast should be eaten every day, and skin care products should be used every day to achieve the effect of maintenance.

42, the skin gives a good impression intuitively, as the saying goes, one white covers three ugliness! Secondly, if you are engaged in the sales of beauty cosmetics, good skin can add confidence to your work!

43. When your skin is well maintained, you will find that your whole world has changed and your body and mind are happy at the same time. This is one reason why every woman wants to be beautiful.

44. Skin care products are the minimum consumer goods for every woman. Women can wear no makeup, but skin care must be done. What kind of water, milk, cream and film do you have?

45. A delicate female star needs care and maintenance, otherwise her flowery face will wither and fall off; A delicate woman needs love and care, otherwise her jade-like body will be stained with traces.

46. Women should buy themselves a good cream and essence, which plays a great role in the skin care process. Don't you know that Dabao is stupid? If you don't save yourself, who will save your face when you get old?

47. You can't change it when it's old, and you can't burn it when it's wrinkled. In a person's life, there can be thousands of clothes and millions of bills, but there is only one pair of good figure and one pair of good skin.

48. There is some maintenance, some temperament, a little connotation, a little wisdom, a piece of love, a broad mind and a woman's instinctive love. Such a woman is never old and beautiful forever!

49. A woman with good skin care has snow-white skin and shines with charming brilliance like white porcelain in the sun. I often like a beautiful girl. Women who don't maintain their skin are black and wrinkled, just like a rough piece of leather.

50. Collagen is the main component of skin, accounting for one-third of the total protein content of skin, and it is the main component to maintain skin moisture and elasticity. But with the passage of time, collagen in the skin began to lose.

5 1. As long as a man is rich and powerful, he still needs to find a 18-year-old woman at the age of 50, and if a woman doesn't know how to love herself today, even if you have the ability to be rich again, it is impossible to find a 18-year-old man at the age of 50.

52. The so-called maintenance is not something that happens overnight, but something that seems to have no obvious effect for a while. You lasted for more than ten years. Ten years later, you will find that you have won ten years of beauty compared with your peers.

53, smooth skin, everyone wants, on the contrary, dry skin is not good for anyone. And some stress, some pain, some inner struggle will also make your skin very bad. Skin care is a top priority for every woman.

54. When a woman is young, it is not too ugly to look good by "youthful vitality". There are no ugly young women, and the faces of everyone 18 years old are put together. In addition to white, black, fat and thin skin, you can naturally raise it.

55. If a woman wears 10 masks for 20 yuan a month, it will cost her 1 month salary for 2,400 yuan a year, and your husband will spend 20 yuan a day to pack 1 cigarettes in 600 yuan for 7,200 yuan a year. Do you still think wearing a mask is extravagant?