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Funny words to post on Moments during Chinese Valentine's Day

1. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else on Chinese Valentine's Day, you will still have a sense of participation.

2. Whoever accompanies me on Valentine’s Day seems to be my shadow.

3. Someone asked me to celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day. I decisively refused. On such days, enjoying solitude alone is unique.

4. My friend asked me how I would spend Chinese Valentine’s Day? I calmly said "skip"!

5. Are you short of light bulbs on Chinese Valentine's Day? The kind of people who sit and eat without talking. I will leave after eating. Seriously, I can also help you take photos and edit pictures.

6. Today, Chinese Valentine’s Day, I’m going to meet the other parent’s parents. I’m so nervous! After all, I was the one who hit his son first.

7. Chinese Valentine's Day is the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl go on a date. Why are you two having nothing to do with each other?

8. Someone asked me if I am still alone on Chinese Valentine's Day. Damn, will I turn into a dog?

9. This year, you celebrate your Chinese Valentine’s Day, and I’ll drink mine!

10. Don’t show off chocolate and flower gifts on Chinese Valentine’s Day. , post your boyfriend and show them to see if there are any similar ones.

11. I’m not afraid of spending Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, I’m just afraid that the people I like will spend it with others.

12. Valentine’s Day is coming, and I can only apologize to myself: I’m sorry, but I have to spend Valentine’s Day alone again this year.

13. "Are you still alone on Chinese Valentine's Day?" "I'm afraid I'll scare you if I'm half alone?

14. Hire a few kids on the street on Chinese Valentine's Day, and when you see a man Just go up and call dad, if you can break up a pair, it’s a pair