Funny talk about Double 11

1. The poor boy chopped off his hands and feet on Double 11, but he was disabled and strong and moved the world. 11 I grabbed a dog can for Beibei and then fell asleep. There was no need to chop off my hands on Double 11

2. On a cold day, it’s Double 11. Don’t buy anything and go to class. It’s really suitable to be with the air conditioner.

3. A: I saw a courier boy delivering couriers today and his hands were all blistered! B: That’s nothing, my wife’s hand was scratched by my mouse!

4. People used to ask me when I would be single during Double Eleven, but now they ask me if I want to place an order.

5. My girlfriend asked: "Failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success?" I cried and said: "Whenever I spend money to help you clear your shopping cart, it is called successful payment. ”

6. The so-called Double 11 Hand-Chopping Festival, in fact, I have already spent seven or eight hundred dollars.

7. My wife is a very good housekeeper. The night before Double Eleven, she went to bed early after dinner in order not to ruin the family. However, she still hasn’t woken up from her sleep. I can’t help but feel a little worried. Did I take too many sleeping pills?

8. Last night, I was afraid that my wife would spend a lot of money on Double 11, so I took her to drink a pound of liquor with me, hoping that she would go to bed early. Unexpectedly, I got drunk first. This morning, I turned on my computer and meowed. This woman got bold after drinking...

9. Suddenly I remembered that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and my eyes suddenly With tears in my eyes...

10. What supports me in this secular world filled with feasting, fame and wealth, and in the face of the annual shopping spree, I still maintain my simple, simple and beautiful personality? It's poverty!