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Humorous remarks about holding hands

Humorous remarks about holding hands

Humorous remarks about holding hands. In real life, holding hands is a very warm gesture in love. It can give the other person a sense of security and is also an action that promotes mutual affection. So here are some humorous things to say about holding hands. Humorous remarks about holding hands 1

1. The first time you hold hands, the first hug, before you taste the taste of love, don’t let love defeat you.

2. The happiness of holding hands is the warmth of your palms, and the regret of passing by is the indifference of my turning around. This familiar yet unfamiliar city is intertwined with my feelings for you, waiting for your return.

3. I have never held hands, but I truly have them; I have never met them, but they are always in my heart. Those unspeakable words, if someone understands them, are happiness; those unexpressed thoughts, if someone understands them, they are companionship.

4. We walked hand in hand and side by side along the tree-lined path. The scenery we have seen together and the roads we have walked together are so familiar yet strange at this moment. Imagine the time when we were still together, the sun was shining all over the leaves, and even the flowers were blooming for us. The air was always filled with the smell of grass, mixed with the fragrance of earth. We always think that forever is far away, but in fact it is so short that we cannot even see it.

5. Don’t wait until you lose it to realize your regret; don’t wait until you miss it to realize your regret! People always strive for what they don’t get and ignore what they have. What cares about you, you don’t care about; what you care about, doesn’t care about you.

6. On that rainy night, walking alone on the road where we once walked hand in hand, I could no longer find the feeling of happiness. There was no cheerful laughter or lingering love words, only the wind. The ridicule and the cry of the rain...

7. Time flies, and the old years are sealed in the depths of time. Hold a boat full of memories, gently twist the tenderness of a clear lotus, and let your feelings and thoughts come to you. Love blooms silently like a flower, to warm the time spent holding hands.

8. When holding hands, I believe that spring is very close and happiness is not far away. When I let go, I believe that spring has come and the flowering period is very short. Love is sometimes like a flower of a season. It hurriedly leaves its lingering fragrance and withers before we can fully appreciate it.

9. I once expected that someone who understands me will come with a smile in the blooming pink of hibiscus flowers. No need to say more, just one word that understands is enough. No need to hold hands, just one look. A warm smile is beautiful. Turning around to the end of the world and leaving a longing in your heart is enough.

10. My longing for you, promised for a thousand years, is an illusory oath. When I look back suddenly, a curtain of dreams rolls up. If the mortal world is a dream, I would like to sleep in the dream for a thousand years, staying silently with each other for a love song, attached to the blue bridge, holding hands under the moon, and promising each other life and death.

11. The withered grass in winter stretches from the roadside in front of the door to the mountain streams and valleys, holding hands with spring with lush new green and fresh goose yellow, and accompanying flowers in a beautiful way. The bride, who is waiting for her boudoir, happily and willfully goes on a date with the bright spring scenery.

12. Walking on the road, it still feels slippery, but I am already old. Old, old, really old; drunk, drunk, really drunk. At seventeen, I am old, and at the age of seventeen, I am drunk. I just hope I can spend this cold season holding hands with you. I love you.

13. Moved, in the cycle of time, we walk hand in hand through the River of Forgetfulness, twisting the strands into a clear song. This spring, I would like to spend a season of beauty and pick a piece of willow color. Plant all your affection on the stems of memory. Just to always remember that we have been in each other's world.

14. I am waiting for a love that holds hands, a love that will last until we grow old and never say goodbye. I'm waiting for a hand-holding love, a love that doesn't care how much wealth we have. I long for a love that I can hold hands with, not seeking grandeur but a lifelong companionship.

15. If it is true love, then there will be no regrets. Love is also the most precious wealth in a person's life. When one day you are too old to walk, I believe that the richest person is yourself. Even if the two cannot hold hands and grow old together in the end, they will still give each other sincere blessings.

16. Life is a legend. Meeting and missing, pursuing and living, persevering and waiting are all a kind of happiness. The beauty collected along the way has turned into a sky full of brilliance, like the tranquility of flowers. Blooming everywhere. Deep in the soul, it is silent and dancing dazzlingly, dancing solo one after another.

17. Hold your hand, cross the small bridge and the flowing water, listen to the sound of gurgling water, and flow hope; hold your hand, travel to the paradise, feel the sunshine, and spread the warmth; hold your hand Holding your hand, I stroll through the peach grove and plum garden, admiring the blossoming flowers in all their glory! Holding hands everything becomes beautiful, very beautiful.

18. The world is like a dream. Two people who love each other cannot hold hands due to various reasons. The heavy emotions have ended at the moment of tears. From now on, it is best for them to be in peace with each other. There is a time in life that must be there, but there is no time in life. Don't force it, it is also a kind of beauty.

19. In the early morning, walking in the fresh rain and dew, enjoying the warmth of nature, the soul dances alone in an acre of flower fields, with light steps, walking in the garden of longing, bathing in the caress of the sun, the lingering fragrance of flowers, holding hands in loneliness Yun'er, waiting for a pure sky, lowering his eyebrows and holding fragrance, listening to the sound of spring.

20. A sensitive person is unhappy most of the time because he cares too much. I care about whether I am good enough in the eyes of the other person, I care about what kind of rain it will rain today, what kind of cloud is floating, I care about being too deserted when holding hands, not being close enough when hugging, and whether I will lose him from time to time.

21. I want to ask you, how far is eternity in your mouth? Maybe, just the next second. You just left like this, leaving only the hurt and pain you gave me. Without me, will you miss me occasionally someday? Without me, when you pass a certain intersection, will you think of the me who once held hands with you?

22. Lock up the late autumn, lock it up, there is nothing wrong with autumn, everything that should come has come, and everything that should go has gone. If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't help but hold hands before, why would my thoughts be so difficult to understand now, and why would I be so filled with emotions now? Fall in love or leave, no wonder fate, there is always a reason for me to keep going down.

23. Holding hands is painful, letting go is sorrow. The moment of love is inherently confusing, and letting go in the vast and cold winter is infinitely desolate. The wind is cold, the night is cold, and the heart is cold.

24. Sweet love is not as good as staying together after the prosperity retreats; a moment of cuddling is not as good as the courage to live an ordinary life together. Love is not a promise, but a lifetime of actions; love is not just words, but expressions with heart. Loving someone is not just holding hands for a moment, but holding hearts for a lifetime!

25. We are destined to cross the world of mortals. If we meet by chance, we are divided. Since ancient times, fate has been divided into three parts of destiny and seven parts of striving for each other. If we can hold hands, it is a blessing. If we cannot grow old together, we only wish that we are well. I don’t know how many destined people have crossed the Hongchen Ferry, and I don’t know how many people are waiting for the arrival of the destined people by the ferry bridge.

26. When I am in your arms, I wish I could just hold you like this and never let go for the rest of my life. When you hold my hand, I hope that this road will never end. When you let me walk on your left, I long for the woman beside you to always be just me. However, you never know these desires...

27. Happiness turns out to be very simple. I hold you with my left hand and write love with my right hand. Our happiness is in the eyes gazing at each other, in the thoughts of meeting and parting, in the moonlight leaning on the window to watch the mountains, in the poems smelling the fragrance and chanting, in the silent concern, in the hand holding the rolling world, in your In the days when I hugged each other...

28. It takes a moment to reach out, but it takes many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the person who should appear in your life. It is no accident. He will definitely teach you something, so believe that no matter where you go, it is the place you should go and experience what you should. Experience things and meet the people you should meet.

29. The colors of life are destined to be red, yellow, blue and white at the moment when we hold hands. Red is enchanting, yellow is elegant, blue is deep, and white is pure. With different moods, the color of life changes accordingly, sublimated or dimmed, just between thoughts. When spring is already late, being able to still feel sympathy for each other is the happiness of this life.

30. Maybe, everyone has a picture fixed in their heart. One day after a long time, some warm memories are evoked. It is not forgotten, it is just stranded in time. inside.

Perhaps a flower blooming is destined to be a sea of ??flowers in the heart; a separation is destined to miss fate; a glance back is destined to hold hands in the world. But when I recall those green years that have gone far away, those memories of the beginning and love as before, they are like gardenias blooming, bursting with elegant fragrance.

31. Love in the world has always been like water. It can be hard and difficult to resist, or it can be fragile. In the dust on the road where white horses are passing by, you and I pass through the dust, enjoying the scenery, singing and mood all the way. The journey has been full of vicissitudes. The rushing world, the fleeting years holding hands, and the tears of stopping. Flowers bloom, flowers fall, understand, there is a kind of love called letting go.

32. Don’t seek luxury for a lifetime, just hold hands for a ride! If you don’t ask for love, it will last forever, just ask for a journey together! Immerse your thoughts in the words, convey your feelings to your fingertips, tell your heartfelt feelings, warm up a love, and understand the thoughts that keep the warm mountains and warm waters overnight, and promise that you will have no regrets in this life yesterday, and continue an unparalleled love, I am you The most beautiful lotus in this life...

33. How warm it is to hold hands for a lifetime. We have gone through ups and downs together, faced all the troubles together, from beauty to white hair, from youth to faltering steps. , slowly growing old while watching each other silently, what is more precious than this love engraved with the warmth and warmth of the years? There is love in life, it is warm even without words, joyful even when plain, simple and beautiful at the same time.

34. Life is an unpredictable journey, so everyone will have several catastrophes in their life. Only by going through catastrophes and encountering ups and downs can we be calm and calm, be calm when we gain, and be indifferent when we lose. Only when you have no intention can you talk drunkenly and look at the flowers, leisurely watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, look up at the tired clouds in the sky, hold hands in the world of mortals, step on the mountains and rivers, and play with the blooming cherry blossoms.

35. The fate of holding hands with each other, gently walking away, looking back, leaving no trace, the tenderness in the hands, gently conveying the fragrance. I have been cultivating for thousands of years, just to meet like this. In my dream, I am vaguely a guest. The wind blows and the scenery of soft willows is dressed in plain clothes. It floats far away. It is fresh and pleasant in my dream. Silver clothes dance in the jade breeze, dark eyebrows sparsely shadow the peaks of the mountains. The orchid heart is fragrant, and the waterfall is like clouds and water.

36. Look at each other and smile with the one you love, and walk hand in hand silently, without words or commitment. Put on an apron, step into the kitchen, and make a pot of soup for your loved one. When the wind blows, tie her clothes tightly and straighten her hair. On rainy days, take an umbrella to hold up a clear sky for her. When you wake up, the gentleness in your eyes and the warmth in your skin can make you happy for a lifetime.

37. I think we should have a more impulsive trip in our lives, very willful. It is best to be young, to spend the money you have earned, to go to a far away place, and to be accompanied by a friend who can hold hands while wandering. Just say it when you love it. It doesn't matter whether others love you or not. You know best. What you want is as long as you are happy.

38. Time is spread lightly like paper. Pick up a thin pen and find a cup of time to fill it with ink and fill it with emotions. Looking for a long-lost romance, who would be willing to lean on one’s ears and lean on one’s shoulders, chant the most beautiful poem, and confide in love? No matter how the sun and the moon turn around, I will hold on to this attachment. Many years later, I will definitely remember those scenes of holding hands. How could it be that later, I fell into the vortex of memories at the dusk ferry, lost your most beautiful face, tied all my long-cherished wishes to the top of the cloud, and left myself alone to be lonely.

39. When we are interested in or fall in love with someone of the opposite sex, we all want to have physical contact with each other. In real love life, this desire is always there. Sexual impulse is not just behavior, it also includes many other intimate physical contacts, such as holding hands, hugging, etc. This emotion will always exist in the heart of the lover.

40. Walking hand in hand with time through spring, summer, autumn and winter, I feel the charm of spring, the enthusiasm of summer, the gentleness of autumn, and the restraint of winter. Time has also accompanied us through various emotional processes in the world, joy, sadness, helplessness, melancholy... Time always wipes our sometimes tearful eyes with her gentle hands, and gently comforts us: everything will be indifferent, Everything will pass. Humorous remarks about holding hands 2

1. Christmas is coming soon, and the person in the family who doesn’t understand romance and doesn’t like shopping prefers Taobao when shopping. I didn't want to explain it clearly, so I had to put the gift I wanted in his shopping cart.

2. Maybe, everyone has a picture fixed in their heart. One day after a long time, some warm memories are evoked. It is not forgotten, it is just stranded in time. inside.

Perhaps a flower blooming is destined to be a sea of ??flowers in the heart; a separation is destined to miss fate; a glance back is destined to hold hands in the world. But when I recall those green years that have gone far away, those memories of the beginning and love as before, they are like gardenias blooming, bursting with elegant fragrance.

3. You browse with a smile, the romance on your phone, it turns out that it is so simple to sincerely send love

4. I have been waiting for someone, someone who knows how to cherish fate, someone who is willing to be with you. The person I will hold hands with until old age, the person who believes like me that there is true love in the world; I have been waiting for the person, the person who cares about me, the person who knows how to tolerate and considerate me, the person who may not be perfect but knows how to cherish me someone; I have been waiting for someone, someone who I love each other, someone who we both like each other.

5. I am a Gemini, I am not naturally beautiful, I am far away from romance, and I like to be silent a lot of the time;

6. The more romantic this relationship is, the more wonderful it is, and parting is the best. It’s too much.

7. The most romantic thing on New Year’s Eve: Kiss like this at 11:59 pm on December 31, 20xx... You can kiss from this year to next year!

8. We always have some romantic and sad things when we talk about them. Now I understand how deep love and how long love is true

9. If it’s not romantic, Valentine’s Day will become your Singles’ Day, Arbor Day, and Labor Day--

10. “Dad said that mom went to make other people happy because dad and I have already received a lot of happiness. ” That’s the most romantic statement about divorce I’ve ever heard.

11. Everyone can say nice things and everyone can do romantic things. It’s just that I care more about the details. Maybe it’s too small and always forgotten.

12. Me It's very romantic to keep using your name to make up a story about you and her, isn't it?

13. If you don’t understand romance and are not good at words, I am useless except to silently protect you.

14. ﹏All the romance is blooming at that moment.

15. It will not be happy unless it is extremely romantic. It will not be happy until it lasts forever.

16. I am not a romantic person but I will do all the romantic things for you.

17. Wang Jiajia, I love you! I want to grow old slowly with you. That is the most romantic thing I can think of with my current IQ! Can you give us a personal blessing?

18. In 20xx, I hope that someone will pay for shopping, someone will hold an umbrella when it rains, and my beloved will always be by my side. Even if I quarrel and quarrel, I will still feel happy and romantic...

19. Maybe you are tasting a plain but helpless life, but perfect and romantic love can only be a dream

20. In my heart, your happiness is my biggest dream.

21. A token of love that is not romantic at all

22. - Helping you pay for shopping, holding an umbrella for you on rainy days, even if we quarrel, it still feels romantic. I want to be by your side, Lady,

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23. I just want you to believe my words: "If you are always here, I will always love you."

24. Spend more time loving your own romance

25. The three most romantic words in love are not I love you, but together

26. Qi Fei) ̄Your name is pride Ye Fei) ̄Your name is romance

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27. How much romance can be closed and tender, just because you don’t know where the love started but you are deeply in love

28. How do you sing that song? The most romantic thing I can think of is to lie on the water bed with you and rock slowly. .

29. [The brightest love in the galaxy, I circle around you, it’s a little romantic on Valentine’s Day, and it’s warm to hold your hand on Christmas]

30. The most romantic thing I can think of during the Chinese New Year is staying at home with you; watching the traffic jam on the street~~~~

31. I can only look down on the bitterness of separation and longing. Who told me that I would rather be romantic? Ordinary

32. Chinese Valentine’s Day is a Chinese Valentine’s Day for lovers. Romantic vows never leave. . Chinese Valentine's Day is also a sad day for lovers.

33. Love is like negotiation. The important thing is not the process, but the result.

34. Beethoven’s playing love. Leonardo da Vinci's depiction of romance.

35. It is also very romantic to be woken up by the first ray of sunshine in the morning.

36. It started to rain on Chinese Valentine’s Day. The lovers held umbrellas. It's so romantic, I only want to say six words. A typhoon comes by the way.

37. A fragile romance will go bad sooner or later

38. Making a promise with the stars is just a romantic thing

39. Grandpa KFC Said to Ronald McDonald. The most romantic thing I can think of. It means it will always appear within 300 meters of you. Watching you silently.

40. No matter how hard, no matter how hard, no matter how painful, no matter how sad, no matter how sad, I can get through it. No matter how stupid, no matter how stupid, no matter how stupid, no matter how persistent, no matter how affectionate, no matter how romantic, I may have tried humorous sayings about holding hands. Say 3

1. It takes a moment to reach out, but it takes many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the person who should appear in your life, and it is no accident.”… If we don’t owe each other, how can we We will meet, love each other deeply in the past and present!

2. I really envy the friendship that I still have when I go to college and hold hands in the toilet.

3. By chance, I can be with you. Holding hands, who knows how long we will last? Who knows how fierce the spark will never end in this world?

4. Love has become a luxury product due to various external conditions. Who knows? You can't wait until the so-called "conditions" are mature to fall in love, because no one will stay still. Hold hands when you can hold hands, think about them when you can, and don't wait in vain.

5. It takes a moment to reach out but hold hands. Many years.

6. The most luxurious thing in life is an everlasting childlike innocence, a healthy body, and a lover who will always hold hands.

7. , How many blacklists have been together, how many fights have happened, how many friendships have been broken, and who has held hands and hugged each other?

8. What does the Buddha say? : It takes a moment to hold hands, but it takes many years. Only numbness can express many emotions and worries. I have learned to tolerate loneliness, but I am still so selfish. > 9. True love is to use one heart to warm another's heart. Having someone who understands you is more precious than someone who loves you; there is a kind of friend that you never hold hands with, but you really have; you never meet, but you remember it in your heart. < /p>

11. It takes a moment to hold hands, but it takes many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the person who should appear in your life. It is no accident.

12. Being able to hold hands. When you can love each other, please don't stand side by side; when you can hug each other, please don't hold hands. When you can love each other, please don't talk about separation.

13. Sometimes you have already fallen out of love when you fall in love with someone. , no confession, no holding hands, no hugs, nothing. But I feel that I have been in love for a long time, as if I have been in love with this person with whom I have no intersection since I was born.

14. In fact, we are together. The best days are nothing more than me making fun and you laughing, so warm for life, holding hands and laughing, making every day sweet and happy.

15. The most beautiful life. The romantic thing is not that we have held hands together for 2776 days, but that we will be happy together for a lifetime!

16. Witness the unwavering love: Couples crowding the subway during the morning rush hour, whether they are getting on the train or not! On the way to transfer, no matter how crowded the situation was, we would hold hands and never let go.

17. I am just waiting for a person who comes to tie my hair and hold hands, and accompany me on a solid journey. I have no intention of talking about a few bleak and unknown relationships, or love.

18. It is not easy to find someone to love. It takes a moment to reach out, but it takes many years to hold hands. I have always forgotten to tell you how lucky I am to meet you.