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Personality speaks to itself.

1, it's better to turn your face than to be angry.

It's too hard to love you. I wish you a natural death.

If a person like me suddenly becomes gentle, he must have slept for twelve hours.

If anyone dares to hurt someone I care about, I'll teach you to be a man in fucking minutes.

5, don't be greedy for cheap, don't give it at will, don't cater to others, your efforts to get along with others are not beautiful, the circle is different, there is no need to be strong.

6. Never change yourself for others. You don't deserve the best if you can't accept the worst.

7, don't wronged yourself, from head to toe all your life.

8. Don't throw away what you can't put down, and you deserve to trip over in the future.

9. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. This is a waste of resources.

10, I'd rather be lonely than against my will. I would rather regret than make do with it. Who can enter my heart, I will be king. I don't care about those who don't enter my heart.

1 1. Life is a battlefield full of crises. No matter how many people around you help you, you have to face it alone in the end, and no one will be an exception.

12, the darkest night, you will see the most beautiful starlight, and so will life.

13, it's not easy to cheat if you look good. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

14, there is nothing to miss, but passers-by will leave.

15, the person who was lying on your blacklist also stepped on the seven-color cloud and lit up your whole world.

Very special, super domineering personality, let alone wronged himself again.

1. Relax and be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time!

Take me home to meet my parents if you can, or don't talk about falling in love with me.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, the world doesn't belong to you.

If you can't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.

If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death.

You can scold me without scruple, but don't touch my bottom line, or you will regret it. After all, everyone is irresistible when they are angry.

7. Life is like singing, sometimes out of tune and sometimes unreliable.

8. When I love you, I am what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.

10. Letting the world bow is a kind of domineering, and letting yourself go is a kind of boldness.

1 1. There is no other half, only two people with 50 points.

12. Remember what you did to me today, and I will pay you back twice in the future.

13. Don't comment on my good and bad easily. I didn't eat a bite of your meal.

14. A woman's greatest pride is not how good-looking she looks, but how much her boyfriend loves her!

15. Don't wronged yourself any more, and spend the rest of your life from head to toe.

16. Don't get lost in other people's comments, just listen to your inner voice and be yourself.

17. I won't lose my temper with people, but no one can touch my bottom line. Remember, it's anyone.

18. If you can't let go of the past, you will never reach the future.

19. Sometimes people change because they are really injured.

20. Divide it if you want. Needless to say, you don't deserve me. We are not chargers, not cell phones.

2 1. Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, have you found that there is nothing absolute in the world?

22. You are in my unusual attention, but not among my recent visitors.

23. In the end, most people's relationship is: only take the flow, not the heart.

24. Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

25. Rumors are told by idiots, spread by bitches, and only fools will believe them.

26. Don't always envy others' brilliance, but forget that you will shine.

27. The worst result of confession is not being rejected, but losing a friend.

28. Don't like me yet. If you like, try my strange temper and possessiveness first.

29. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest, ordinary company is the most reassuring, and people who know you are the warmest.

Don't think that you can do whatever you want with this love. My bottom line is not something you can touch.

3 1. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

32. I have an emotional cleanliness. If I can't have it alone, I won't.

33. Who dares to put a leg in my love, I will chop your leg off!

202 1 Tell me about your domineering.

1. Lies don't hold water. Lies don't last.

2. Life is a psychological game.

Morality can often fill the defects of wisdom, but wisdom can never fill the defects of morality.

4. You don't have to be a fairy to burn pottery. People with aspirations can always learn fine craftsmanship (Russia)

God's procrastination is not God's refusal!

6. No one can go back to the past and start over, but anyone can write a completely different ending from today! With too many expectations, how dare you fail easily?

You can't have youth and knowledge about youth at the same time.

8. Money is not a problem, but no money!

Boredom is not an easy thing, because it makes life a heavy burden.

10. If a person doesn't know which port to sail to, no matter what wind blows, it will be ice.

1 1. The three armed forces can win the handsome, but the ordinary man cannot win the ambition.

12. In life, the most praised people are those who never seek praise and don't try their best to get it.

13. Kill the weakest by yourself. Don't need to exist.

14. Perseverance is often the cause, but impatience is the destruction.

15. If young people have the spirit of young people, this spirit is optimism. Mao dun

16. You are the mainstream! Your home is not mainstream! Does your mother punish yeast with cherry blossoms?

17. The road trip is open to the public. (Book of Rites)

18. Rich people decorate their houses beautifully; A moral person cultivates his body and mind in a healthy way.

19. Being brave in pursuit is a spirit, and knowing how to give up is a realm!

20. Learn to be strong and be a camel that never cries in the desert!

2 1. If you want to have a perfect friendship, you may never find a friend.

22. Friend, I only want quality, not quantity.

23. If you believe you can do it, you will be full of energy; If you think you can't do it, you will be depressed.

24. Learn to be content. The biggest trouble in life is to start with the most meaningless comparison. There are always people who are inferior to you, and there are always people who are better than you. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

25. I never expect life to give me the best, but I am obsessed with finding the one that suits me best!

26. Life is like a cafeteria. You choose what you want to eat.

27. Success is tenaciously born from the soil of failure. -Germany

28. Even if you don't have a beautiful appearance, you must have the pride to destroy a city.

29. What is persuasiveness? It means to say it and get the money back.

30. The secret of success lies in sticking to your goals and beliefs.

3 1. Young men and women always have their own brilliance even in sadness. Hugo

Let bygones be bygones. Let bygones be bygones.

33. Men's tears can be shed, used well and with good effect. It keeps flowing, and the result is disgusting.

34. The world won't care about your self-esteem, and will only ask you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

In any case, the deeper the pain, the greater the happiness that comes with it.

36. I interpret love in a way that none of you can understand.

37. The door to success is often unlocked. As long as you bravely push it away, it will suddenly open.

38. Be complacent about your education or major, and don't feel inferior because your school major is unpopular. Remember, education is not the most important thing.

I know I shouldn't let go because I want to be with you forever.

40. Don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead.

202 1 talk about self-motivation.

20xx, talk about motivating yourself.

1. What day is it today? Yesterday, tomorrow, tomorrow is yesterday.

2. You are not as good as you are today, you can be crazy; One day I will step on you!

There are many reasons for breaking up, and there is only one reason for combining. The reason is: no reason is needed!

Behind the dark clouds is sunshine, and behind the sunshine is a rainbow.

The torch dropped, but the flame was still burning.

In order not to leave regrets in our lives, we should seize every opportunity to change our lives as much as possible.

7. Doing some unnecessary efforts to please others will only make others look down upon them.

8. Cheer for men's Audi, women's Dior and children's Oreo.

9. For your Audi, my Dior, we have to refuel!

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Classic 20xx, talk about motivating yourself.

1. If you think Deng Chao can be 99, please invite flowers.

Knowing your ignorance is the surest way to know the world.

Keep true love every day, because there is no second today in our life.

Plant happiness in your heart and you won't be sad.

5. Be determined and interested.

6. There is no fear of sadness in my heart.

7. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders around.

8. Mood is sometimes like a tree, and happiness is a straight trunk. When spring comes, shake the happy branches, and those yellow leaves and gloomy clouds will disappear. Spring is coming, shake the happy branches and life will open a beautiful smile. A good mood can not only change yourself, but also infect others. If you want to be a happy person, then you must keep the mood of eighteen.

9. The heart is as high as the bright moon, and the ambition is clean with the autumn frost.

10. Take the world as your responsibility.

1 1. In the name of years, light up your little stubbornness and melancholy.

12. Books are my spiritual food and reshape my soul. When Jane Eyre said: we are equal, I am not a machine without feelings, I understand the self-esteem as a woman; When petofi said: If you are free, you can throw both away, I understand the value of being a man; When Lu Xun said: If you don't break out in silence, you will perish in silence. I understand the rebellious spirit that people should have; When browning said: Take away love and the world will become a grave, I understand how important it is to give love to others.

13. Books are like a ladder, which can lead us to the temple of knowledge. Books are like a key, which will help us open the window of wisdom in our hearts. Time is like a good doctor, it can teach us to heal bleeding wounds, and time is like a loving mother, it will help us heal the wounds of the soul.

14. It's not lucky to be an ignorant person without falling down and crying.

15. Success without rejection will not last long.

16. Playing is kissing. Scold is love, love is deep enough to kick.

17. Honest people like sincerity and hate hypocrisy; Cunning people alienate sincerity and approach hypocrisy. Cunning people don't believe in good words and regard deception as a treasure; Honest people believe that what they say is not beautiful and take sincerity as their creed.

18. Being famous is not the goal, but making yourself happy is the meaning.

19. It's fun to do the impossible.

20. Nothing is difficult in the world if you put your mind to it.

The latest 20xx talks about inspirational self-help.

1. Nothing is difficult if you set your mind to it. Ask the wine to smell the flowers, and forget all the troubles.

There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

The comedies in the world often don't need money, but the tragedies in the world often can't do without money.

4. Things are different, and life is lonely.

5. In the world, 1% of people eat small losses and get big profits, and 99% of people eat small profits and get big losses. Most successful people come from there 1%.

There are few real coincidences in the world.

7. What is the most precious thing in the world? The politician said: This is the supreme power. The beggar said: it is a delicious food with good color and fragrance. The businessman said: it is a steady stream of profits. The patient said: it is a healthy and strong body. The prisoner said: it is a free life. There seems to be no uniform answer to this question. We can only say that what a person needs most and likes most is the most precious.

8. The world never appreciates tears

9. There is no regret medicine in the world, so-don't do anything that you regret.

10. The world will give way to people with goals and foresight.

1 1. The world is like a rose, and pessimists only think of its terrible thorns; Optimists only think of its fragrance and loveliness. The world is like food. People only eat in a little time and digest most of the time. Being alone means digesting the world.

12. The world is so big, I really want to stay at home.

13. I was going to see Lulu, but I met Xing and took a group photo. A warm man.

14. I wanted to let the paper plane fly me into your heart, but it crashed halfway.

15. Coca-Cola 360 has no dead ends.

16. You can fail, but you can't lose your mind. You can be disappointed, not desperate. As long as you persist in a miracle, you will get a miracle persistence.

17. On the left is a journey that you can't go back, and on the right is happiness that you can't embrace.

18. Stone looks at mountains, while people look at trees.

19. Being ordinary is a blessing, not making progress is a crime, and falling is equal to adding to the crime.

20. Simplicity is true, and health is bliss.