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Sentences suitable for talking about pictures and spaces
2. It seems within reach, but it will never intersect.
3. Missing, no need to meet; Like it, it doesn't have to be together. You have to believe that every distance has its meaning. "-when you are happy, you are sad. If you don't watch it, you will get something.
I just want to express my feelings, not ask others to comment.
No matter how good a person is, it is impossible to be perfect. No matter how bad I am, I am unique.
6. If you feel that an angry volcano is about to erupt, you might as well take a deep breath. If you put it to your mouth and say it slowly, your mood will be very different.
7. What is the heart like? It is like a maze, and it is thousands of miles away. Among them, no boat can cross people. Nothing can help except crossing by yourself.
8. Use my youth, please be dissolute, please return my love, please cherish!
9. See your joys and sorrows, and see your friends ups and downs.
10. Come here! What are you doing? Give me a kiss ~ ~ How dare you! I'll kiss you if you don't pay me back!
12. Forget that there is still you in the world, because you have died in my world.
13. People who hate me, please continue, don't put it down. I'm really comfortable filling your heart.
14. Women can learn to drink, but they can't get drunk on any occasion.
15. Being single-minded is not just liking someone for life, but being single-minded when you like someone.
Second sentence 16. Believe it or not, get a WeChat.
17. There is such a person in everyone's heart who obviously has a thousand words to say to him, but he doesn't know how to say them.
18. People either never dream or dream is interesting; People should also learn to be awake, either never awake or awake for fun. -Nietzsche
19. I really envy my deskmate. She has such a good deskmate.
20. I wish there was a big flood that flooded the school.
2 1. Sometimes it's not that love is too weak, but that love is too precious to blurt out easily.
22. Like a person, you can't hide it, just like the ups and downs of the sea at sunrise and sunset. It's so natural Even if you want to hide it, your gentle eyes have told the world that you like him.
23. liking the new and hating the old is not a disease. Forgive the sick man forever.
In fact, we have forgotten what we said when we were childish in the past, and we will always be together.
I hope that after many years, at some point, when you think of me occasionally, you will still have a smile on your face.
26. You are you and I am me along the way. It's not impossible without you. It's better with you.
27. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.
28. Always wait for you to hang up when you hang up, and always wait for you to get off the line when you get off the line.
29. Outsiders are clear, but they are only guessing.
30. Don't make too many promises of perfect love, because they are just promises, and they are all false.
Qq space funny talk about pictures
1, in the era of soaring prices, only wages should be constantly changing.
2, I am too pure, I am pure and shameless!
I'll be a worker when you enter a foreign company, because that's a day when there are many invigilators-sit in front of me! Life!
4, don't flow crazy Gao Lingshi.
5, haha, crazy, I haven't heard that name for a long time.
6, tell you not to push me, if you push me, I will play dead for you!
7. I went back to the dormitory with some classmates. When I went downstairs, suddenly a dog ran out. A classmate exclaimed: You scared your father to death.
8. The reason why men are fat and women are thin: men have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest and two pieces of abalone every night; And women only have one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night.
9. Are you stupid? Do you think you will die without him? Live well if you lack anyone. Please keep this in mind.
10, I accidentally want to grow old with you.
1 1, the first part: student ID card, admission ticket, ID card, and the second part: listening questions, reading questions, composition questions, questions, and questions, focusing on participation.
12. Although you wear cologne, I can still smell scum.
13. A woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less overturned by several men.
There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.
15, I found that you are half like Shakespeare. Where is it like? Sabi
16, it broke my heart to see skinny African refugees on TV, but my grandmother said, honey, don't be fooled by TV now, they will have no money to eat, and their mother will take them to have a perm!
17, don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize you're really ugly.
18, no money, pig, rich, dog. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money.
19, just arrived in Shenzhen, and just got out of the station, I met a woman to pull business: Big Brother, it's hard to ride on the road, come in and have a rest!
20. Marriage is the grave of love. Without it, you will have no good end.
2 1. What I regret most in my life is that I haven't made a few normal friends. .
22. What is love in the world? The sage replied: waste.
23. Marry a handsome man who can cook.
Since I bought insurance, I don't have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.
25. What good is it for a man to gain the whole world but lose his own life?
26, peacock desperately opened the screen, but showed his ass!
27. Please don't call my name during the final exam week. Please call me Guo Er!
28. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I didn't expect to hit the wall in a low-key way.
29. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious. I am impotent and she is indifferent.
30. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?
3 1, say that women are disasters, and you are disasters.
32, I study Tyrannosaurus rex feed, eunuch fertility, how much start-up capital is needed to engage in real estate on Mars and other professional academic issues.
33. Do you know what year it is? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.
34. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!
35. Strongly protest against the TV play during the advertising time!
36. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun. The stars will shine, the glass will shine, and the firefly's ass will shine. Dude, be confident. You must be much brighter than a firefly's ass.
Maybe one day we must be strangers, so please leave all the misfortunes on my shoulders.
When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.
39. So far, I dare not fall in love, just because Taiwan Province Province is alone overseas!
40. If I have a pair of eyes that can shed tears, it is worthwhile for me to suffer in my life.
4 1, I want the kind of bitch who can't get rid of me and likes to stick to me.
Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know!
43, not for the purpose of the exam, the focus is on hooliganism.
44. Don't share common sense with people on earth ~~~qq space is funny and talks about pictures.
45. I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai when I start school. Many girls send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he threw them at me with a look of disgust.
46. Don't think that you are awesome because you have been with women, drunk, smoked, fought, scolded, had an accident or been in prison.
47. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
48. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, it produces an enviable spark, but it is destined to pass in a hurry.
49. I can do anything, I can do anything, I can ponder, I can turn around, and my friends praise me for being omnipotent! I think I am also very capable! At this age, only you and chopsticks can put it down.
50. It is said that if you can't give her happiness, don't take off her clothes, but how many people have given her much happiness, but they still haven't taken off her clothes.
5 1. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.
52. The happiest thing in the world is making love; The happiest thing in the world is to have a rest and have sex again.
People who don't want to do their homework when they get up.
54. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.
55, Tomb-Sweeping Day that day, I found a thick wallet on the road. I am ecstatic. Open it and it's all paper money! Heaven said, where did you get such good luck in life? So I grabbed my wallet and killed it by the roadside!
Talking to some bitches is a waste of saliva.
57. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.
58. Teachers should be given a few more days off on Teachers' Day to rest more. Those qq spaces are funny. Tell me about the pictures.
If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, I want to keep a special person for this girl.
60. Don't get drunk. You can think that you are really classy and lie in the street crying. No one will sympathize with your personality.
6 1, you are my primary school. By the end of the term, I can't get too many points. The red tick warms my heart and helps me pass every subject.
62. It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress. It's your fault that you came to college to study!
63, dead! There is no hope! I am unwilling, I still have a wish, that is, put on my evening dress, jump into a bath full of beautiful women and be killed by them!
64. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!
65. I am online and you are offline. I'm offline and you're online. I am online, you are invisible. You have violated my bottom line.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.
67. The furthest distance in the world is not that you are at the end of the world and I am at the end of the world, but that the answer is in your pocket during the exam, but you dare not take it out.
68. His jokes are so funny that everyone needs to watch a tragedy to calm down a little.
69. A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi Jiaotong University. After coming out, she sobbed: I finally have no trouble getting married in my life.
70, the world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.
7 1. The classroom is where the living stay. If it's too noisy, you can go to the morgue.
72. The son can't control it, but the daughter can't stand it.
You must admit that children who dare to make up their homework in the class teacher are not afraid of death.
74. The first lie in life begins with writing a composition in primary school, and the truth begins with writing a love letter.
75. I'm not beautiful, I'm not tall, my grades are not good, I'm not excellent, I'm poor, haha, nothing. I am still young, and my future will shine.
In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I especially regret not hitting you.
77. I really don't want to do it anymore, because the pestle has been ground into an embroidery needle.
78. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little? The latest qq space is funny, tell me about the pictures.
79. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.
The classic personality in Qq space talks about complete books with pictures.
1 Life is like a dance, and the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.
2. Life is just a trip. You pass by me, I pass by you, and then we practice separately and move forward separately.
One day, your edges and corners will be smoothed by the world, you will pull out your thorns, you will learn to smile at the person you hate, and you will become a quiet person.
As long as a person has something to pursue, he will not be old. A man is not old until regrets replace dreams.
Ruthlessness is not like sentimentality and bitterness, and an inch is still a thousand strands. The ends of the earth are poor and white, only endless lovesickness.
6. Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have 1 100 million, which is still a memory.
7. When I was a child, I thought love was a fun game. Only when I grow up do I know that love is the most painful joke.
8. Time flies, some stories were written yesterday before they really started.
9. In fact, people and trees are the same. The more they yearn for the sunshine in the high places, the more their roots will extend to the dark land.
10. My eyes are as clear as the lake, and I can't leave my sight.
1 1. If you can forget, will time stop for me? If you can have it, can you love me?
12. Change the world with your smile, and don't let the world change your smile.
13. Gradually, I know I'm just being romantic with you, because your heart is not with me.
14. I gradually know that there are many things that can be met but not sought, so why care about not belonging to myself.
15. Your flowery smile doomed me to love without regret all my life.
16. When you are poor, when you are sick, when you can't give each other happiness, let them live.
17. Without you, I still live a life full of flavor, surprise and joy, but I feel less.
18. Don't envy what others have. If you really have time, you might as well try.
19. Crying can solve sadness and laughing can relieve mood.
20. When the roses are in full bloom, the silhouette of your smile is the only glimmer of silence.
2 1. I always believe that if you like someone, you can't help but want to get close, so, ah, you don't get close, which is the answer to everything.
22. It is not that I have changed, but that I have learned how others treat me and how I treat others.
23. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.
24. What do you like about me? Pick it out and I'll show you.
25. The past page, if you can't turn it, don't turn it. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.
26. If you don't tighten the coke can, don't complain about the running water. Don't complain about letting others know the secret unless you keep your mouth shut.
27. You can fall, but remember to stand up, you can cry, but remember to grow up.
28. I can accept failure, but I don't accept failure that I haven't tried!
29. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red, but sometimes their eyes are red and their hearts are black.
30. People who can laugh to death can naturally cry silently.
3 1. We are all like children, fooling around because of dependence, being polite because we are unfamiliar, taking the initiative because we care, and not contacting because we feel redundant.
32. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.
33. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
34. I like you so much that you will die.
35. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !
36. Besides teeth, there is love.
37. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I got on the boat and turned myself into a highly educated hooligan.
38. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.
39. The little girl dreams of finding a white horse. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.
40. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
4 1. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.
42. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?
43. If there is no health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
44. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.
45. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.
46. Nobody loves you with your hands in your pockets.
47. Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.
48. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it.
49. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
50. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!
5 1. Please be brave. Don't be afraid of debt. Please say goodbye to me in person.
52. I have always known that things that are too easy to get will not be cherished, just like you and me.
53. Dare you say to me loudly: No one in this world is qualified to be with me except you.
54. When I miss you, I will write your name on the palm of my hand. Spreading out represents missing, and clenching represents happiness.
55. You are a white rootless lotus, and I am the red flower on the other side. You are as white as snow and I am as red as blood.
56. People who really love you don't say a lot of things that love you, but do a lot of things that love you.
57. After the exam, smile no matter how bad your grades are. This is the dignity of scum.
58. All the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.
59. Some songs are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Sometimes I don't know whether I'm listening to music or myself.
60. Being in your thirties is not old, but it's really a fortune to have a good mood.
6 1. Parting doesn't necessarily mean breaking up, loving each other doesn't necessarily mean being together, crying doesn't necessarily mean being sad, and laughing doesn't necessarily mean being happy.
62. I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me. My world will quietly watch you away.
63. Forgiveness is just quietly burying regrets; Forgetting is the deepest and most thorough tolerance.
64. There are only two things that are most difficult for us to forget in this world, one is meeting and the other is forgetting.
65. Being single is not terrible. What's terrible is those who try their best to make you end your single life.
66. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.
67. When you are weak, you must be strong so as not to become gossip of others after dinner.
68. I have never been known or forgotten by anyone. Living in other people's memories is not my purpose.
69. Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, the night is cold, couples are alone on holidays and feel sorry for themselves. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.
70. There is always a person who is worried, but there is no intersection.
Talk about phrases and pictures that are suitable for sending friends when you are depressed in the morning.
I want to find some clues about you from the past and hide them in my heart.
We can't control the wind direction, but we can adjust the sails.
There is always a time in life when we are full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely. Good morning!
Without hard work, the future will always be just a dream.
Our goal should be to constantly strive to be a better person and expand our boundaries through bigger dreams.
To live is to live for dreams. Maybe waking up from a dream is our dawn. Having a dream will make our mood better.
You don't need to remember a good thing, it will leave a deep impression. Good morning!
If you don't miss the past, you can go further and better. Good morning!
Only when a person goes all out can he exert his greatest potential. Good morning!
Remember, God really gave you an important purpose in life. Please live your life without any restrictions!
People have one mouth and two ears because they hear twice as much as they say.
What determines the height of your life is not your talent, but your attitude towards life!
No matter how long the road is, it can be completed step by step; No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet. Go and work hard for your dreams! Good morning.
Do what you like in the most beautiful years. Don't let down the good times. Warm a flower with the hand of time, and embrace your dreams with the clear sky.
It is never your age that limits you, but your thoughts.
What you have done may not bear fruit for the time being, but don't be discouraged or anxious. You are not growing, but taking root.
Don't hold on to the past too tightly, because then you can't hold on to the present. Good morning!
Every morning in life, we should work hard and not delay. Good morning!
Learning to forget is the art of life, and learning to smile is the art of life.
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