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Words are not rough, too incisive, and people are unable to refute!

First, the third is beautiful, and the fourth is charming. The government always recognizes the original match.

Second, the blown cow will turn into a loud slap in the face, or hit yourself in the face, or hit someone who looks down on himself.

Third, don't always be dissatisfied with others, but always review yourself. Ask yourself, how did you know this person blindly in the first place?

You believe what a person says, because he said what you want to hear. ferryman

5. A person who has not contacted for a long time suddenly contacts you. Most of them have had a bad time recently, and those who have had a good time will not think of you.

When you are not strong enough, everything you say is just a joke to others.

Seven, a personal encounter, bump into love; The car coming from the opposite side hit, which is called a car accident. Unfortunately, cars always collide, but people always give way.

Eight, the rich have a variety of lifestyles, and the poor are roughly the same.

Don't persuade a person who insists on eating shit, otherwise he will not only thank you, but also think you want to eat with him.

10. Comfort is the usury of life. You can not return it now, but you can double it later.

Don't be fat, or the poor will beg for food in the future, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

Don't blame others for judging a book by its cover. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is in front of us.

Thirteen, when you encounter disgusting things, you should learn to be calm and calm. There are all kinds of scum in this world.

Fourteen, the most intense quarrel is only one minute, and what you said in that minute can't be made up for in a hundred minutes.

If you care too much about the opinions of others, your life will become a pair of underwear. You must pick up the fart of others.

Sixteen, things that can be solved with money, try not to use human feelings, you know, human feelings are much more expensive than money.

Seventeen, when you learn to refuse others, learn to answer blows with blows, others will respect you, even fear you. Therefore, there is nothing wrong with ruthlessness.

18. If you still ask your parents for money after 20 years old, your famous brand can only set off your incompetence.

Nineteen, living tired is because there are extra things in my heart, which is the same as eating and supporting a meal.

Don't tell the world about your pain like a refugee. There are not many doctors in this world, only animals that sprinkle salt on their wounds.

Bian Xiao: The most beautiful encounter, not to mention the past; The best parting, Mo Wen, don't go back to the workplace, Bian Xiao, the sentence is incisive. Bian Xiao: If you are sincere, we will have the hottest and incisive choking together in Tik Tok in the future, and the words are not rough!

1, the reason why you believe what a person says is because he said what you want to hear. -"The Ferry Man"

2. Except for marrying you, transferring money, saying that I like you, thinking about you is false. Might as well make a lot of money and be caring.

In fact, it's really not worth getting angry to hear others speak ill of you behind your back. Because people who speak ill of you behind your back are not as good as you.

The older you get, the more uncomfortable you feel socially. Therefore, it is never wrong to master a survival skill and seriously develop a hobby of being alone.

5, don't always be wronged by others, there are not many people in this world who are worth bending over. Bending for a long time will only make people get used to your low profile, and yours is not important.

6. The so-called class reunion is to give everyone present a chance after many years to see what has changed, when time is like a knife and what has changed.

7. What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

8, life is alive, injustice is inevitable, digestion is the driving force for growth, digestion will become tempering.

9, the so-called threshold, the ability is the door, the ability is not enough is the door. The gap in life is mostly due to lack of ability.

10, concessions are basically pushing your luck. Don't expect any respect and love.

1 1. When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned. Don't say this month, the whole world will be nicer to you.

12, only a few people really care about whether you are tired or not. In fact, most people are not interested in whether you fly high or not. They care more about whether you fell badly, and then pretend to care.

13. True love is like a ghost. Many people have heard of it, but few people have seen it. In this world, the only people who won't betray you are your parents and money in your pocket.

14, all the depression and loneliness are basically due to lack of money and love.

15, vanity, you have to have the strength to pay the bill. Otherwise, it is a decent life.

16, try not to use human feelings for things that can be solved with your own money. You know, human feelings are much more expensive than money.

17, there is no right or wrong in this society, only strength. Come on, you can't be buttered up. Even the dog will step on you.

18, don't mix with anyone too fast, don't think the topic is the same from the beginning, * * * has a lot in common, and a brief encounter is a bosom friend. Language is often false, and what we experience together is true.

19, don't listen to other people's bluff, every step of life must be completed by your own ability. I have no material in my stomach, no skills in my hand, and it is useless to know more people.

20. Whenever someone speaks ill of you behind your back, many people will follow suit. This is because of the unity and friendship of eating shit and shitting.

Bian Xiao: The best time is the time when you can't turn back. Bian Xiao: Trust is for precipitation, not for challenge. Bian Xiao: Grace is easy to forget, resentment is hard to disappear, and human feelings are natural. A classic quotation that is not rough.

(1) A classic quotation with swearing but not swearing.

1. When you leave, you won't be empty-handed like an ancient emperor, sighing that you can't take anything away in the end. Because of course you know, we live not to take away anything, but to bring something. You have brought so much to the world, should you smile when you leave? Smile with empty hands, just like the wind and sunshine, rain and flowers that come and go every day in this world.

2. In life, we will always meet some garbage people, who are full of negative things such as anger, arrogance, revenge and jealousy. Once we meet such people, the right thing to do is to wave away from them quickly and then go on our own way. Never accept their negative rubbish and spread it to innocent people around you. Life is too short to be as knowledgeable as garbage. If you meet such a person in your life, please laugh it off.

When I miss you, I just want to take a look and feel warm. When I am worried, I just want to say hello. When I feel down-to-earth and lonely, I just want to talk for a while and feel attached. The most expensive thing in the world is not money, but time; The most beautiful thing in life is not scenery, but feelings. The hardest thing in life is not being together, but knowing each other. Understanding is not the length of time, but mutual understanding.

4. Is contentment a virtue? See what kind of satisfaction you have. If you feel satisfied and have more strength in your life, then your satisfaction is positive. If you say that you are satisfied, but you are getting tired of life, then your satisfaction is negative, and this satisfaction is best avoided. To keep longing is to avoid this negative satisfaction, and don't perfunctory yourself with this set.

5. Many people ignore that fun is an important prerequisite for choosing friends, not useful.

6. Before meeting a man who can take care of his life, women should live like men. Therefore, men should not laugh at women living like men. We are just too lazy to pretend to be a little woman in front of men who are not interested in us.

7. Smile as if nothing has happened. This is not giving up, but maturing.

8. If you improve yourself, you will meet better people. The level of communication is determined by one's own quality. You never study, most of the people you naturally make are superficial, and the conversation is nothing more than trivial. Even if I meet someone better, I will be scared away by you and say goodbye when I meet you. What kind of person you are determines what kind of friends you will have and what kind of lover you will have.

9. A fire rising in the dark, so warm, so happy, ever-changing fire, is fascinating. So is the beginning of love. The loneliness of the whole world has subsided, making room for our fire. The test of love is not how to make a fire, but how to keep looking for firewood to keep the fire burning and spend the next long night.

10, in the days of separation, although we have all changed, there are always some details that tell me that you are still you and I am still me. Time has changed our view of the world, but not our familiarity with each other.

1 1. Don't tell others what you are doing. Do you know that some people confide in the front and use their brains in the back?

12, it's too easy to live an ordinary and boring life. You can stop reading, taking risks, exercising, writing, going out, and tossing. However, the most regrettable thing in life is that I could have.

13, one day, you can realize that most dreams are not for realization, but just a wet moon hanging in the distant sky. It is only responsible for giving you a faint light in the dark and telling you that the road is ahead. It will also be accompanied by our confusion and choice about the future. So, follow the light. No matter whether the front is grassland or desert, it is a landscape and the distance you will reach.

14, melting snow is always colder than snow, just as the end is always more painful than the beginning.

15, love is like tug-of-war. Everyone wants the other person to love him more and desperately wants to win the game, but forgets that if the other person lets go first, it will only break his head.

16, true love is not to let go when you feel tired, not to separate when you feel inappropriate, but to stay together even when you are tired and fight for it even if it is inappropriate. Tired because I care, inappropriate because I don't love enough. True love doesn't have so many excuses.

17, this winter, we need a full WiFi, a warm bed, endless clothes, endless snacks, a girlfriend who can be invited out in cold weather, a boyfriend who can warm his hands, and then sleep in the morning when he wakes up naturally.

18, you climb mountains and mountains, cut through thorns, and strive to make yourself better; You are very careful and have done a lot of things he/she doesn't know; You running all the way, silently care and hide yourself. You should stand up well and say I like you in front of the person you like. In the end, you beat yourself, but a thousand words turned into a hello. Sometimes I like this. Only you know what lies behind the cold greetings.

19. Don't promise what you can't do, promise when you are happy, answer when you are sad, and make fewer decisions when you are angry, so your life will be much easier.

(2) Classic quotations with swearing but not swearing.

Life is only a few decades, don't leave any regrets for yourself. Love when you should love, and there is no point in suppressing yourself.

If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.

Every moment that I don't want to be forgotten silently grows into a memory. No matter how far we go, our pace is still full of strength.

Someone asked me: Who will run your life? Fuck!

You stumbled and ended up with this injury, just as the residual makeup of youth.

Hatred sometimes abuses the power of love.

No matter how unfortunate you are, as long as you believe that you are happy, you can get happiness.

Sometimes, some things are happier if you don't know.

Most things you've waited too long are not what you want.

You should believe that someone is coming to you, and he will bring you the most beautiful love. All you have to do is take good care of yourself before that person shows up.

Life is actually a process in which one desire replaces another.

Some people, at first sight, look at 10 thousand years; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge.

No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

Youth is an ignorant rush, which always leaves wandering injuries. How I wish there would be a sun tomorrow, burning my rotten dream.

Don't fall in love because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of wrong love.

If you can't bear it, bear it again!

Fortunately and unfortunately, both are a kind of feeling, which does not depend on people's living conditions, but on people's mentality.

Those who know how to give up get more, and those who know how to give up cherish more.

I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others. Whether it is friendship or love.

Because there is no, I never worry about losing; Because you want it, you will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

The persistent never regrets, the abandoned never cares, and the cherished never abandons.

Time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

Life is a person's journey, and no one can replace it. Someone always leaves, and someone always comes.

You're not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

Trust is that one day you point a gun at me, and finally the gun goes off. I also believe it exploded.

Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

A person, if you don't push yourself, you have no idea how good you are.

Words are not rough, why can't you have money? You will understand after reading them.

A person's concept and way of thinking will determine what kind of world he lives in. For example, in the eyes of the poor, this is a world with too little money; In the eyes of the rich, this is a world of peanuts. In fact, however, both the poor and the rich live in the same world. There is a saying in Balzac's "Country Doctor": the rich are always less than the poor; Therefore, once the struggle becomes a contest of manpower and material resources, victory will always belong to the poor. I hope this article can bring some changes to your thinking.

Differences in popular sense

1, poor woman: when you go home, women will teach their children to say: congratulations on making a fortune! Subconsciously, it is to exchange the child's tender face for poor lucky money. In the long run, all children are instilled with begging mentality!

2, rich woman: warn the children before going home every time: Baby, don't ask for the lucky money of the elders after going home, because our family is only responsible for issuing red envelopes. When you come back, your mother will double the compensation! In the long run, children are aristocratic in their bones!

3. Poor people: I will do two things when I go home for the New Year. I will drink until dark and play cards day and night.

4. Rich people: Go home to visit the old people in the village and invite people who need gratitude to eat. Children must give small red envelopes, and old people must give big red envelopes. Children's lucky money will be taken away by their parents. Giving children too much lucky money is conniving at their continued poverty! Young people can't accept the old man's red envelope, and the old man's trembling hands are full of gratitude: great man, my children didn't give me so much. When you leave, they still help you pray for the blessing of the Bodhisattva every day, and bless your health and wealth. It's hard for you to get rich!

When the poor go home, they get together to eat and drink, year after year.

6. When the rich go home, they will hold family meetings regularly. The contents of family meetings include: annual summary and planning for the next year, emotional planning and personal growth planning. Such a family will only become more and more prosperous!

When poor people get together, they often ask each other where they work, how much money they earn every month and how much money they have saved this year. People who earn more will invite them to dinner, drink or sing karaoke, so everyone starts pretending to be poorer than poor, and the result is really getting poorer!

8. When rich people get together, they often ask each other how much they still owe the bank. A says they owe1000 million, b says they owe1500 million, and c says they owe 5 billion. Some people will say, Oh, why do you owe so little? I owe1200 million. Which key node is not operating well? You want to help?

9. The poor are at home, playing cards from the eighth day to the ninth day, and even the Lantern Festival. They are reluctant to go back to the city until they get together.

10, rich people generally don't stay at home for long. When they return to the city, they will pay a New Year call to the leaders, then make an appointment to play golf together, and then talk about which plate to win in the coming year, which company to hold, which company to acquire, and so on.

1 1. What is a rich man? Only those who are worth more than 1 0000000 are rich, those who are worth more than 1 0000000 are rich, and those who are worth more than 1 000000000 can be passed down to three generations are noble descent!

There is an old saying in China: the rich are not three generations, but the western aristocrats can inherit for 300 years and multiply endlessly! Because we lack: the inheritance of family culture, family belief and family system!

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I would rather squeeze into the circle of the rich than be poor.

Than stay among the poor and get rich.

Walk with people who stick to their dreams

Walk with people who stick to their beliefs.

Walk with people who stick to their goals.

Subdivision 12 big difference

1, about self-awareness

Poor people: I seldom think about how to make money and how to make money. I think I should be like this all my life, and I don't believe anything will change.

Rich man: I firmly believe in my bones that I was born not to be poor, but to be rich. He has a strong sense of making money, which is his nature, and he will try his best to make himself rich.

2. About leisure

Poor people: watch TV at home, cry for the plot of soap operas, and arm themselves by imitating the fashion on TV.

Rich man: Running outside the market, even playing golf, don't forget to bring the engineering contract.

3. About the social circle

Poor people: like to go to poor relatives' homes. Most of the poor are poor and refuse to associate with the rich. Over time, the mentality has become the mentality of the poor, thinking has become the thinking of the poor, and what they do is an example for the poor. Everyone talks about discounted goods every day and exchanges saving skills. Although it is conducive to training survival ability, your vision will gradually be limited to such trivial matters, and your ambition will be worn away.

Rich people: I like to make friends who are helpful to me and can improve my various abilities. Don't just indulge yourself, make friends only by personal preference.

4. About learning

Poor people: learn skills.

Rich people: learn management.

5. It's long overdue

Poor people: A person who enjoys plenty of time can't make a lot of money. If he wants to relax, he will lose more opportunities to make money. Poor people's time is worthless, and sometimes it is even redundant. I don't know how to spend it and how to mix it. If you can be angry because a catty of cabbage costs an extra dime, but you won't feel sad because you wasted a day, this is a typical poor thinking.

Rich man: No matter how much money a person earns, no matter how much money he earns, it will accumulate over time. Playing with wealth is also a way of working and has a purpose. The leisure of the rich is in the body, self-cultivation and self-cultivation, which is convenient for fighting again, and the head is not idle for a moment; The poor man's mind is idle, his hands and feet are busy, and he is busy touching more mahjong tables.

6. About the sense of belonging

Poor man: It's a screw. The poor, because of their humbleness and insecurity, are eager to be subordinate to and dependent on a group. So they take the standards of this group as their own standards, make everything conform to the norms, and work, run around and even migrate for the benefit of the group. For the poor, working in a famous enterprise for decades, from interns to executives, is simply a beautiful ideal.

Rich people: The leaders of those groups are usually rich people. They always instill in the poor that unity is strength. If you don't belong to your own group, you are nothing and poor. On the other hand, they never stop recruiting and training new people to replace you at any time.

7. About investing and treating wealth.

Poor people: The classic view is that using less equals earning more. For example, if you open a noodle restaurant, the rate of return is 100%. If you invest 20 thousand yuan, you will make a net profit of 20 thousand yuan a year, which is very good for the poor. Even if the poor have money, they are unwilling to give it out. Even if you finally make up your mind to invest, you are not willing to take risks. In the end, they can't get out of that step. What the poor say most is that chickens lay eggs and eggs lay chickens, which is profitable, but the hope built on a hen is so fragile after all.

Rich people: The starting point of rich people is 10,000 yuan and 10,000 profits. Similarly, rich people will think that a noodle restaurant only carries 20,000 capital. If you have 654.38 billion yuan of capital, don't you want to open 5 thousand noodle restaurants? To manage one by one, how much thought does the big boss have to spend and how many hairs are tired? It is better to invest in hotels. A hotel is enough to digest all the capital. Even if the yield is only 20%, there will be a profit of 20 million a year!

8. About passion

Poor people: Whether you can do anything depends on whether you have passion or not. Poor people: no passion. He is always step by step, it is difficult to make big mistakes, and he will never do his best. Without passion, you can't get excited or devote yourself to your work. Most poor people can't say that they have no passion, but their passion is always consumed in too specific things: when the boss praises them, he will be excited; He will be excited when the store has a discount; The second time he died on TV, he burst into tears. The poor have only one emotion.

Rich man: Does sparrow know the ambition of swan? The prince and the prince will be together. What kind of people would you rather have? With such passion, the poor will not be poor! Passion is a kind of nature and a symbol of vitality. With passion, there is a spark of inspiration, a distinctive personality, a strong appeal in interpersonal relationships, and the courage and methods to solve problems.

9. About self-confidence

Poor people: the self-confidence of the poor needs to be armed to the teeth. Only by wearing high-end brand names and luxurious configurations can they be given more self-confidence. The self-confidence of the poor is often not heartfelt and natural.

Rich man: When talking about his business secrets, Li Ka-shing said: Actually, it's nothing special. When things are good, you should never be overly optimistic; When times are bad, we shouldn't be too pessimistic. In fact, it is a kind of self-confidence unique to the rich. Self-confidence is not affected by external forces, and self-confidence can make the right decision.

10, about habits

Poor man: There is a story that a rich man gave a cow to the poor man. The poor began to struggle in hope. But it is difficult for cows to eat grass and people to eat. So the poor sold the cows, bought some sheep, ate one, and used the rest to give birth to lambs. But the lamb was not born, and life was hard again. The poor sold sheep and bought chickens, hoping that chickens would lay eggs to make a living, but the days have not changed. Finally, the poor killed the chicken, and the ideal completely collapsed. This is the habit of the poor.

Rich man: According to an investment expert, the secret of the rich man's success is: when you have no money, no matter how difficult it is, don't invest and save. Stress will help you find new ways to make money and pay bills. This is a good habit. Character forms habits, and habits determine success.

1 1, about surfing the internet

Poor people: chatting online. The poor chat, one is that the poor have more time, and the other is that the poor's mouth can't be idle. The rich pay attention to honor and disgrace, and are gentle and honest. It's called self-cultivation, and only with self-cultivation can it take root and sprout. Poor people don't care so much, they are always looked down upon by others and are entangled in trivial matters. Even if you say it, how many cowards are there? Chatting makes sense!

Rich people: look for investment opportunities online. When the rich surf the Internet, they mostly use the low cost and high efficiency of the Internet to find more investment opportunities and projects and apply convenience to their own businesses.

12, about spending money.

Poor people: I buy famous brands to experience satisfaction, and I like to try new fashionable products. I believe that expensive products must be good.

Rich people: They buy famous brands to save time in choosing details. They care more about the quality of products than the price of consumer goods. For example, they will buy 15 yuan pure cotton T-shirts, not expensive Lycra products.