The lines of Guo's old songs and new songs should be complete! (urgent)

"Old Songs and New Songs" is a cross talk performed by Guo and Feng Gong at the CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2000.

Script:

Guo: Ladies and gentlemen, Happy New Year! Oh, don't worry, Brother Niu, let him do his thing, and I will accompany you for the New Year!

Feng: Really? This is the real buddy.

Guo: Of course, we are good friends. When we got to this station, this image was twins.

Feng: Who wants to say it's a little different? What bad eyes!

Guo: The pursuit is the same.

Feng: I will do whatever he does.

Guo: I want to make a movie.

Feng: I'm a producer.

Guo: I want to play a hero.

Feng: I'll set an example.

Guo: I want to play a local ruffian.

Feng: I'll play that bastard.

Guo: I'm going to do some small business.

Feng: I'll practice the stall.

Guo: I want to buy an onion.

Feng: I'll just shoot two garlic heads.

Guo: I want to steal four potatoes.

Feng: I want six eggs.

Guo: I'm going to the detention center.

Feng: I come in ... I send you a box lunch every day.

Guo: Why don't you go in?

Feng: I am an insider of the Public Security Bureau.

Guo: Bad luck is in your hands! [ 1]

Feng: In the new millennium, we must get down to business, shouldn't we?

Guo: that's right, brother, I was just thinking about it! CCTV, many columns will be new.

Feng: That's right.

Guo: This is an opportunity for us. I must help them.

Feng: Right, right, right.

Guo: You said I would help that column first.

Feng: Hold that post. If the pillar is not strong, help it.

Guo: That's right! I started with focus interviews. This focus interview ......

Feng: No, no, no, Du ... This column is not weak!

Guo: Not weak!

Feng: Not weak, not weak, not weak.

Guo: How monotonous it is to sit there alone, frowning and nagging endlessly.

Feng: What do you mean?

Guo: You should let Shui Junyi sing Allegro Tianjin when he broadcasts Focus Interview.

Feng: Huh?

Guo: We don't praise such dozens of bamboo boards, but I praise the traditional food Goubuli steamed stuffed bun. What's delicious about this Goubuli steamed stuffed bun? Very thin, stuffed with 18 folds, just like a flower.

Feng: This is a description of steamed stuffed bun. You can't use it indiscriminately. Say that a girl looks beautiful, just like a flower, but you must never say that a girl looks like a steamed stuffed bun.

K: That's right.

Feng: That girl is beautiful, like a flower. Never say that girls look like buns.

Guo: How about it! As long as new content is put in this form, the focus interview will be on fire. at that time ...

Feng: No, no, no, just now. We welcome him to broadcast a focus interview to us in this form today. How about that?

Guo: Broadcast "Tianjin Allegro Focus Interview" here? Can't arrive on time.

Feng: Why can't you come?

Guo: I didn't bring my surfboard.

Feng: I have it with me.

Guo: I have. ...

Guo: What are you taking him for? You can't play. People have to play with that thing. You play like an ornament. Who will listen?

Guo: Playing with flowers ... Well, in the old society, people had to eat.

Feng: I missed it. Cut the crap-focus interview!

Guo: Let's go. Right? And the band. I don't want to brag about such a dozen bamboo boards. I want to say something in today's focus interview. I want to say something. I want to say something. hey ...

Feng and Guo: Let's say something!

Feng: Are you poor?

Guo: Hey, let's talk about China's entry into GATT to develop its economic prosperity.

Feng: OK!

Guo: WTO, the organization is quite large. Its skin is very thin and has eighteen folds. It can't be steamed stuffed bun!

Feng: Isn't this nonsense?

Guo: The negotiations between China and the United States were extremely difficult, and we finally won through our efforts!

Feng: Yes!

Guo: The representative of the United States is still a woman. She just signed the agreement and added conditions. I don't want to eat anything else at the party tonight. I can eat three regardless.

Feng: Ouch ... (Laughter)

Guo: Don't look at this female representative. She is usually dignified and chic, but when the steamed stuffed bun is served, she grabs it directly with her hands. Her mouth is straight. Not bad. It is delicious. It's called "Verygood" in our American language!

Guo: OK, OK, OK!

Feng: Ouch ... (Laughter)

Guo: I reported this interview. Hey, my name is Shui Junyi, but I look like a flower. Don't call me num. I look like a steamed stuffed bun.

Feng: Ah, my name is Guo. I am not like a flower, but I am fat and have no wrinkles. I really look like a steamed stuffed bun!

Guo: Who looks like a steamed stuffed bun?

Feng: Our focus is on the steamed bun shop, right? Can we change it like this? ?

Guo: You can't change it like this.

Feng: Absolutely not!

Guo: I will not change the focus of the interview. I want to go to a sports program, and it is appropriate for sports programs to sing Allegro Tianjin.

Feng: Really?

Guo: So many bamboo boards. Let's not praise others. ...

Feng: I boast that A is a Goubuli steamed stuffed bun.

Guo: Good!

Feng: They are all Allegro Tianjin!

Guo: How is that possible? How can sports programs sing Allegro Tianjin if they want a higher pursuit?

Feng: No way.

Guo: Drums should be sung in sports programs. JD.COM Drum As far as I know, I am the only one in the country who can sing: the fiery red sun has just emerged from the mountain, and the morning glow covers half the sky. ...

Feng and Guo: There are two people walking on the highway. ...

Feng: An old man and a young man are yelling!

Guo: Zhang Laohan is in his fifties this year.

Feng: Then her daughter will scream.

Guo: Zhang Laohan sent his daughter to school. Ah, ah, ah!

Feng: Take my daughter's luggage, high, high, high, high!

Guo/Feng: Gui Lan will pick up the pole and let his father have a rest and smoke a pack of cigarettes. Don't look at this pole, whether it is narrow at both ends or not wide in the middle. If you put it on, it won't bend at both ends, and no matter how heavy it is, it won't press your shoulders!

Guo: If you are suffocating, use this form and put on new content to broadcast. By then, sports programs will be a hit!

Feng: Really!

Guo: By that time. ...

Feng: Not then, just now. We continue to welcome him to broadcast the women's football match for us with the JD.COM drum.

Guo: I can't come here with a drum to sing the women's football match.

Feng: Why can't you come?

Guo: I don't have three strings.

Feng: I have it with me. Secretary Wang brought three immortals.

Guo: There is also a acting secretary.

Feng: Nonsense, an associate professor is taking a bath.

Guo: Of course! I said this thing won't come down for two or three years.

Guo: Will it be all right? He played cotton when he was a child. Sing what?

Feng: Women's football.

Guo: As soon as the fiery red sun came out of the mountain, half the sky came on the court. China looks like two people. ...

Feng: How many?

Guo: Eleven, an old man, that's a coach.

Feng: Introduce the players!

Guo: I am in my fifties this year.

Feng: How old are you?

Guo: Fifteen or sixteen, mid-twenties.

Feng: Maybe.

Guo: With my daughter. ...

Feng: Who?

Guo: No, all the female players are women. Captain Sun Wen is not simple. She picked up the burden and passed the ball.

Feng: Huh?

Guo: Look at this ball. Very thin, stuffed with 18 pleats. Goubuli's steamed stuffed bun is not so round. Liu Ailing picked up the pole and let Sun Wen have a rest and smoke a pack of cigarettes. Sun Wen didn't say I would shoot when I started. After patting the door, we can smoke again Sun Wen's feet are powerful. Both ends are narrow, but not wide. If you don't put the ball on it, it won't jump. If you put the ball on it, it will shake at both ends and won't miss the angle. Oh, my God! Sun suddenly shot out the door. ...

Feng: OK!

Guo: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Feng: What about the target?

Guo: Wait a minute, I only see that ball. ...

Feng: How about it?

Guo: It ran towards that door, alas. ...

Feng: No, I asked if you passed the exam.

Guo: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Do you want this football to go in? Maybe next time. Go, go, go, go!

Guo: How about this broadcast? What kind of actions will fans and friends all over the country have!

Feng: Anyway, it is certain that you will be beaten. You can't look after yourself. Is there such a change? I don't object to your changing columns, but you should change them according to certain rules. You can't just change it, can you?

Guo: Brother Gong, and the audience here, I promise you that I will never change sports programs again.

Feng: That's right.

Guo: I changed the weather forecast to ...

Feng: Here we go again.

Guo: The weather forecast says you can't sing drums.

Feng: It must be Allegro Tianjin.

Guo: That's right.

Feng: It's a dozen bamboo boards. Snowflakes are as big as flowers. I took a closer look, and it was Goubuli steamed stuffed bun.

Guo: It's a mess.

Feng: Isn't this your idea?

Guo: My idea is to sing the weather forecast with popular songs, so that we can feel the new millennium.

Feng: Really? Then let's continue to welcome.

Guo: Here? Singing the weather forecast with popular songs, I can't come, I didn't bring …

Feng: I didn't bring anything.

Guo: I can see that he is the worst in the audience. You bring whatever I know, you bring whatever I know, guitar! -Did you bring it?

Feng: I really didn't bring it.

Guo: Our jargon is guitar!

Feng: I took my shoes in the shower.

Guo: Then, Secretary Shi, bring my guitar.

Feng: He also has a secretary. Wow, wow, he is a female secretary.

Guo: Nonsense, who will bring someone? Play and sing by yourself.

Feng: I'll try: I can't live without you in my dream, even if the night doesn't come again, I can't live without you in my heart, even if my heart is broken.

Guo: OK, this level is right at our door, and you can listen to seven paragraphs for a penny.

Feng: Are you poor? From now on-weather forecast.

Guo: One, two, three, four, I heard that I have never seen the new century in the future. Spanning two thousand years, the future will be magnificent and stormy, and the people will be happy and the country will be rich and strong. It's all good weather in China, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh …

Feng: Hey, isn't it windy abroad?

Guo: What did you say?

Feng: It's not windy abroad?

Guo: Scrape.

Feng: What level?

K: One two three four five six seven.

Feng: Ouch ... (Laughter)

Guo: So many bamboo boards. I won't boast about the rest. Let's praise the traditional food Goubuli steamed stuffed bun. Everyone says I'm like a winter flower. In fact, I think Feng Gong is a Goubuli steamed stuffed bun.

Feng: Did I annoy you?