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Can you talk about the most embarrassing thing?
Tell two embarrassing stories about yourself.
I remember that I just entered the society and was still very thin, working in a cannery. One day, the shopkeeper asked me to look for something in the storage room.
When I was looking for something in the warehouse, I saw a fruit that I didn't know or named. Look at Huang Cancan's. It's very attractive. I picked up one and looked for something while eating.
Suddenly, there was a shouting sound at the door of the warehouse. I turned around and saw the administrator looking at me at the door. I was chewing half-eaten fruit in my mouth and my face suddenly turned red. Swallowing the fruit in my mouth, I absently replied: "I am eating fruit!" " "Because I vaguely heard him ask me what I was doing. The manager said, "I didn't ask what you were eating." I asked you if you found anything. "
It was really awkward at that moment.
Tell me another anecdote from three or four years ago. Going to other places with friends, the car ran on the expressway for a long time and saw a service area. Turning into the service area, my friend went to buy water. I was dizzy and went to the bathroom. Walking outside after going to the toilet, I feel as if something is wrong, but I can't remember what is wrong at the moment. This is a place near the Gobi Desert, and there are few people in the service area.
Just out of the bathroom, a lady came face to face. She looked at me suspiciously and walked on to the bathroom. I woke up at once. No wonder I felt something was wrong when I entered the bathroom just now. It turned out that I entered the ladies' room by myself. The lady saw a man with a beard coming out of the ladies' room. Can she not be suspicious?
Wash your hands and get in the car. I think it's a good thing that it's desolate here. There are few people passing by and no one I know.
The wind blew up the skirt.
22 years old, in coastal cities, the typhoon season wind is particularly strong. The wind is very strong and destructive. It can uproot trees, destroy everything and make skirts fly, but not everyone is Marilyn Monroe.
I once caught a cold and felt groggy. My boyfriend took me to see a doctor.
We got off the bus, my boyfriend walked in front and I got off at the back.
As soon as I got off the bus, a gust of wind whirled around me at high speed, playfully blowing up my skirt.
I wore a black skirt that day, not too long, knee-length.
At the gate of the hospital, a group of motorcyclists carrying passengers are chatting. They all face me with their backs to the hospital.
Well, it's so immortal. I also wore a pair of big red shorts that day.
I was very calm. Instead of pressing my skirt, I pretended not to care and walked into the hospital. I hope people think I'm here to see a psychiatrist! I also hope the wind will be stronger that day, and the wind and sand all over the sky will fascinate their eyes)
After I came back, I talked about it with my friends. I'm annoyed. I know it will run out. At least wear fashionable shorts. Haha, I was speechless about my brain circuit.
As a woman, is this embarrassing?
The most embarrassing thing I have ever experienced happened at a physical education class in Grade Three. The teacher instructed us to practice the standing long jump to prepare for the senior high school entrance examination.
It's my turn Due to excessive force, I plunged into the bunker in front of me and fell into a "dog gnawing mud". My face and mouth are covered with sand. I feel so humiliated, I want to cry, and I want to find a crack in the ground. I even heard the laughter of my classmates. I don't know how hard it was to get up. The teacher asked the monitor to take me to the river to wash. With the help of the tall and beautiful monitor, I went to the river. My mind is still blank and I can't accept such an "accident".
Later, for a long time, I didn't dare to walk into the classroom when there were many people, and I felt that I had become a joke of the whole class. This incident left a great shadow on me. I don't like physical education class, which I'm not good at, and even become very quiet!
Later, when I went to college, my junior high school classmates confessed to me. Although I had a good impression on him, I agreed, but since he appeared at the scene of my wrestling accident, he has seen my ugliest appearance, and I have always felt bad feelings. In the end, we are all over the world.
Now that I think about it, I just fell and got up! I blamed myself in the same place and I haven't let it go for a long time.
Let bygones be bygones, we should learn to let go and live in the present!
I believe that everyone will encounter some embarrassing things in life, so do I. I have also encountered several embarrassing things, which are the most impressive, embarrassing and unforgettable. It was 2009, and the Spring Festival was coming. I took a long-distance bus home from Dongguan, Guangdong for the Spring Festival. After breakfast at 8 o'clock in the morning, I got on the long-distance bus, usually after going to the toilet, I got on the bus to solve the problem. I don't know why this day seems to be gone, so I didn't think much about getting on the bus directly. I fell asleep soon after getting on the bus. The driver said that there was a need to go to the toilet in the service area, so I quickly got off the bus to solve it. At that time, I felt soundly asleep and didn't want to go to the toilet, so I didn't go down to sleep. Who knows, when the car drove to 12 o'clock, I suddenly felt my stomach growling, and when I thought about it, I ran to ask the driver if I could stop to go to the toilet. The driver said impatiently, the car just stopped and you didn't get on. You can't park on the highway here now. I think so too. Later, the driver said, bear with it, let's go to the dining area right away and solve it there. I said it didn't matter, so I sat in my seat and held my breath. I can't help being wronged like this. One minute passed, two minutes passed, five minutes passed ... Oh, my God. I feel sick all over. I clenched my fist with both hands, gritted my teeth and looked embarrassed. I kept struggling, feeling like a pregnant woman about to give birth, until I was
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