20 16 funny talk about daquan

1, I think the earth is so dangerous and I miss Mars. I don't think you are a qualified friend. You better be my wife! The sadness of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife. Man is iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in his bones. If a man doesn't help you put on the wedding dress, you can give him a cassock. I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins. I know you know shit like a farmer's uncle. 8. If you shout in the street? Bitch? Definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn her head! 9. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair? 10, if I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's. 1 1, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper. 12, what is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs. 13, the world is so wonderful, but you are so grumpy. it is not good to do this. This is not good. 14, all men in the world are liars. Beautiful or not, women will be cheated. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar and cheated her all her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar and cheated her for a while. 15, the most useless thing in the world is to get the pay slip in time, look angry and wipe your ass too carefully. 16, there are not many ladies in the world, but many people pretend. 17, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all. 18, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I endured it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again. 19, Go is familiar to everyone. Horses go to the fields, like grandchildren, coming and going, commander, alas, made up. 20. Why do we all give darkness to the devil, because they are brave and not afraid of darkness?

2 1, if you meet someone who scolds you like this. You can't talk. I can also help you think. 22. Personality problem is always the perfect calf of his own nature. It takes a lot of courage for you to live like this, but you survived! I admire your dedication. 24. Getting rid of your stupidity is a scientific research achievement. After success, I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately! 25, look at your thin arms and legs, like a frog, how beautiful you feel. I beg you, go to hell! 26. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you. 27. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it just wags its tail at me. 28. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark. 29. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack. 30. If you catch people, people will eat you.