Classic lines of a day in the life of a heroic mother

1. Zhao: The director... is also the director... um... the boss, the boss...

Hou: Ah no, no, no... not the boss, but the director!

Zhao: What are you pouring? Pour tofu?

2. Hou: Do you understand what I just told you?

Zhao: Understand! understand! ...What did you say?

3. Hou: Sima Guang smashed the vat!

Zhao: Sima tank smashed the tank!

Hou: Sima Guang smashed the vat!

Zhao: Sima Guang smashed them all!

Hou: Sima Guang smashed the vat!

Zhao: Sima tank smashed the tank!

Hou: Sima Cang! ! ! !

Zhao: Wrong! You are wrong! !

4. Zhao: Do ??you need to call a taxi to buy tofu?

Neighbor: Aunt Zhao, Aunt Zhao, there is a tofu seller downstairs!

Aunt Zhao: Give me the upper hand! Take up some space! I'm coming! Let me get some money! (When I went out, I bumped into the director)

Aunt Zhao: Who are you looking for?

Director (with camera on his shoulder, at the inquiry location): Is your surname Zhao? Aunt Zhao, I see you are here.

Aunt Zhao (a little surprised): Oh, come on, and buy me something. (As he spoke, he went to grab the camera on the director’s shoulder. The director hurriedly avoided it.)

Aunt Zhao: Where are you from?

Director (politely): I’m from a TV station.

Aunt Zhao (curiously): What’s your surname?

Director: Well... my surname is Hou.

Aunt Zhao: What do you call her?

Director: Director Zhao Auntie (talking to herself): I am also a director, a bad guy, a director.

Director (hurriedly explaining when he saw this): Um, no, no, no, it’s not the boss, it’s the director.

Aunt Zhao (quickly asked): What are you pouring? Pour tofu?

Director (at a loss): Tofu? ...do not pour tofu. What kind of TV film, newsreel, documentary, etc. are you directing?

Aunt Zhao (seemingly enlightened): This! Then you sit down, I'm going to buy tofu, we'll talk about it later (The director hurriedly chased after Aunt Zhao and grabbed Aunt Zhao.)

Director: No, no, no, Auntie, we are just filming for you. Coming.

Aunt Zhao (puzzled): Filming for me?

Director: Your son caught a bad guy a few days ago and has done great service to the people.

Aunt Zhao (disapprovingly): Go to the factory to find him! Over there

Director (hurriedly refused): No. You are now the mother of a hero. The feature film we shot was broadcast on Women’s Day on March 8th, and we had to film you.

Aunt Zhao (embarrassingly): What, how old are you? You’re still filming a TV movie, so why don’t you make people smile with their big teeth sticking out?

Director (pulling Mrs. Zhao to sit down flatteringly): You're welcome. Sit down and I'll tell you about our director's idea.

Aunt Zhao (puzzled): Shredded tofu?

Director (hurriedly explaining): It’s not shredded tofu, it’s an idea.

Aunt Zhao: Idea!

Director: The name of our TV movie is "A Day in the Life of a Heroic Mother"

Aunt Zhao (shaking her head hurriedly): No, no, you can't miss in one day, not like that What a job! You said that if you don’t buy the tofu in the morning, it will be gone in the afternoon.

Director (a little anxious): It’s not about filming your day, it’s about filming... a few pieces of your day.

Aunt Zhao (somewhat understanding): For three people, six yuan is enough.

Director: Listen, let me tell you about our director’s idea. This is what it is, through you, we must shoot the glorious image of this heroic mother, we must pass you, we must reflect the spiritual outlook and sense of the times of us women in the 1980s, we must pass you, we must Reflects the growth of this hero. We also want to reflect the aesthetic pursuits of our Chinese women through you. (The aunt didn’t care. She looked here and there before she found the basin at the director’s feet.

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Aunt Zhao: That’s what I mean when I talk about being a traitor

Director: No, it’s not a traitor, director!

Aunt Zhao: Director, director, if you don’t buy this tofu in the morning, it will be gone in the afternoon. You have to hurry up and tell me, I’m busy

Director: I Do you understand what I just told you?

Aunt (without thinking): I understand!

Director: Do you understand? That'll be fine. Suddenly,

Auntie (raised her head): What did you say?

Director: This TV is what the director means. You, don’t worry about it. Just stand in your position. Let’s start working now.

Aunt Zhao: Where? Where is my place?

Director: Just stand still and don’t move. Just stand here, stand here, next, I will ask questions, and you will answer whatever I ask, ah

Director: Madam, what do you do when you get up every morning?

Auntie (nonchalantly): I’m busy with work when I get up in the morning. It’s the most when I get up in the morning. You say you’ll do this or that after you’re done.

Director: No, no, no, the first thing.

Aunt Zhao: The first one?

Director: The first thing.

Aunt Zhao: Can you say anything?

Director: Say whatever you want.

Auntie (close to the director’s ear, softly): The first thing is to go to the toilet.

Director (surprised): You can’t talk when you go to the toilet.

Auntie (puzzled): You tell me what I am saying. Let me ask you, can I say anything? You can say whatever you want! I'd say it's not good either.

Director: Let me ask you, do you do some physical activity when you get up in the morning?

Aunt Zhao: You always talk about exercise, right?

Director: Yes

Aunt Zhao: Exercise! As he said that, he started shaking his hands

Director: No, no, aunt, would you like anything else?

Aunt Zhao: Something else... Tai Chi

Director: Tai Chi.

Director: What you said is outdated, uh... Do you know how to do old-age disco?

Aunt Zhao: Is it the one taught by the TV station when you get up in the morning?

Director: Yes, yes, yes

Aunt Zhao: I see, that’s not as good as the traffic police at our door! (He started making signs as he spoke)

Director: No, no, stop, stop, stop!

Aunt Zhao: Why are you stopping? Why are you shouting? I have a heart disease. You said it will be blocked when you stop.

Director: Sit down, sit down, sit down, I will follow Tell me, um... after you finish your housework for the day, what do you want to do most at night is...?

Aunt Zhao: I’ll just lie there and sleep.

Director: I can’t sleep... Do you watch TV?

Aunt Zhao: Look

Director: TV, those singing people on TV. Aunt Zhao: I just like listening to directors who sing: can you sing?

Aunt Zhao: When I was young, I sang pretty well, but now I’m old and I’m not good at singing.

Director: It doesn’t matter, as long as we sing to express the sense of our times, we will film and sing. What is your favorite thing to sing?

Auntie: Just the one last night. The TV show was called "Last Night's Stars".

Director: Last night’s stars? good! Okay! Just last night stars, stand still, I said get ready, let’s start

Director: Get ready! At the beginning

I saw the lady using her hands and feet, and the director started filming with great interest. It was good at the beginning. As I kept singing, I started singing Huangmei Opera, and I even bent down and put on a dance routine. The director was made to sit on the ground by her.

Auntie (scratching her head): Hey, what’s changed!

Director: I said, you sang it wrong,

Aunt Zhao: Are you singing Ping Opera? Stop singing. Singing again will be like talking about cross talk

Director: Forget it, madam, we are a group, we will film it next time.

This time, let’s take a picture of you, the hero’s mother, returning from shopping, okay?

Aunt Zhao: Great, I’ll bring the tofu back first (picking up the basin and leaving)

Director: Auntie! Don't go, I'm not asking you to buy tofu, you want to buy... Put this down first, (take the basin from the aunt's hand and put it on the table) Come, take it, take this, this, this ( Give Auntie a bag of nutritional supplements)

Auntie Zhao: It’s quite light

Director: Don’t look at how light it is, there’s everything here

Zhao Auntie: What do you want?

Director: Hey, you can get whatever you want.

Aunt Zhao: Then does my son still need to go to work? Then just think about it at home

Director: No, this is a prop. For example, you have everything in your pocket, including chicken, duck, fish, meat, prawns, pork, beef and mutton, anyway. You have everything, you bought it back with a happy face, what are you thinking about...?

Aunt Zhao: How will I spend the second half of the month

Director: You, you can’t think about this, you just want this thing to be delicious. I ate it today and I will buy it tomorrow

Aunt Zhao: Huh, that’s it. Borrowing money

Director: Why do you always think about money

Aunt Zhao: How much is this? How much does my son earn?

Director: No, no, isn’t this a TV shoot?

Aunt Zhao: When I film your day on TV, do I film my day?

Director: Film your day!

Aunt Zhao: Take pictures of my day? Filming My Day I’ve Never Lived Like This Isn’t It Director: Isn’t this something our director made up for you?

Aunt Zhao: What?

Director: Fiction!

Aunt Zhao: I understand. It's just a fool,

Director: Yes... No, this fiction and this fool are two completely different concepts. You, forget it, you just walk in from the outside, let's Let’s start shooting (the director turns on the camera and prepares to start shooting)

Aunt Zhao: Director, director! If you turn that off, it will waste electricity! You turn it off first, and I'll talk. Let me ask you, as soon as I enter the door, which leg should I step on first?

Director: Which leg are you used to walking on?

Aunt Zhao: If the man is on the left and the woman is on the right, then I will move my right leg

Director: Right leg!

Aunt Zhao: Did you hit your right leg?

Director: Just the right leg, okay

Aunt Zhao: Just the right leg! Well...which side is on the right?

Director: The one outside is the right leg

Aunt Zhao: Is that the one? Then I will use this leg

Director: Just use your right leg!

Aunt Zhao: Just do it

Director: Just do it. Ready...start! (Aunt Zhao starts to walk in)

Director: Hey hey hey....stop! Why did you come in sideways?

Aunt Zhao: Call me normal. It’s fine when I walk on it. Then why can’t it walk up when I see this? Put it down. Hey, let’s take a picture. Director :...What should I use to shoot? Forget it, auntie, let’s not shoot this group, let’s shoot the next unit!

Aunt Zhao: Okay, let’s go to the next unit. His surname is Zhang. I’ll call him for you.

Director: Not the unit downstairs,

Aunt Zhao: Didn’t you mean the unit downstairs?

Director: This is the next set of shots, um... the next set of shots is like this, please sit down for a while, let me think about it, um... can your son be at the critical moment? Stand up and fight bravely with the bad guys. This shows that we are inseparable from your education and training.

Aunt Zhao: That’s right. I support my son.

Director: Yes, yes, um... Do you have a third generation?

Aunt Zhao: Yes! My little grandson, how are you?

Director: Do you usually educate him?

Aunt Zhao: Why don’t I educate him? My parents are hurting, that’s all. If he doesn’t obey, I will be obedient to him.

Director: It must be taken care of! Below me, let’s film this question of how you educate the third generation.

Aunt Zhao: As long as he makes trouble, I will be like this. Why do I say you are making trouble? The old goblin will catch you soon!

Director (hurriedly covering the aunt’s mouth): You can’t scare the child. You have to tell him some ancient stories.

Aunt Zhao: I’ll pay it back. I can tell ancient stories. I told him about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, the match between Tianhe, and the fight between the Lord of Hell and Zhu Bajie! The little devil is carrying the soul-calling card!

Director: Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This feudal superstition cannot say this. You have to tell him some meaningful ancient story.

Aunt Zhao: What’s meaningful?

Director: This makes sense, like this... Sima Guang smashed the vat

Aunt Zhao: I don’t know...

Director: Let me teach you ah.

Aunt Zhao: Are you eager to learn?

Director: You will learn it as soon as you learn it!

Aunt Zhao: OK!

Director: Just tell him, son, be obedient, grandma, let me tell you a story

Aunt Zhao: son, be obedient, grandma, let me tell you a story

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Director: The name of the story is Sima Guang, Smashing the Vat.

Aunt Zhao: The name of the story is, Sima Tank, Smashing the Tank.

Director: Sima Guang smashed the vat

Aunt Zhao: Sima vat smashed the vat

Director: Sima Guang!

Aunt Zhao: What are you shouting about? Isn’t that Sima Guang...

Director: Hey, hey, hey? . . . Down, down...

Aunt Zhao: Smash it all

Director: Sima Guang smashes the vat

Aunt Zhao: Sima Guang smashes the vat

Director: Sima Guang smashed the vat

Aunt Zhao: Sima Guang smashed the vat

Director: Sima Guang smashed the vat

Aunt Zhao: Sima Gu smashed the vat

Director: Sima Gong...!

Aunt Zhao: Hey! Wrong! You are wrong! It's Sima Guang!

Director: Go on, yes

Aunt Zhao: Light, light, bang!

Director: Why did the bang come out here?

Aunt Zhao: You said it wouldn’t be a bang once you hit it?

Director: You have completely messed up my script. Forget it, let’s not shoot this. Let’s take another scene.

Aunt Zhao: Oh, I I'm sick

Director: Ouch! What's wrong with this?

Aunt Zhao: No, I have to go to the hospital. No, I have to go to the hospital. I’m sick

Director: Slow down. Slow down. Wait for a while. I’ll give you a call. You call a car, just hold on a little bit, I'll be back right away! (Running out after saying that)

Auntie (picking up the basin): You have to call a taxi to buy tofu.