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A humorous toast on the wine table

People can't walk around without wine.

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People can't travel in rivers and lakes without wine;

How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

Women carry cups, but men can't push them!

Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired;

All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

At one end of the glass, the policy is relaxed;

Chopsticks can be lifted;

Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it;

You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink.

Can drink beer and white wine, such cadres can't leave;

Can drink two liang, drink half a catty, such cadres are most at ease;

Can drink half a catty, such cadres should be trained.

You are the wine, I am the luminous cup;

You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you;

I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two gargle,

Five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two is buttressing.

220 walls disappeared.

Don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight;

Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon;

You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.

If you don't drink, who will?

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing everywhere.

Raise a glass and ask the girl, how much should I drink?

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When I leave home, I will invite a girl to accompany me.

Wine makes a hero and refuses to obey his wife.

A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly;

Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business.

It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di.

Show your skill in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

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Persuade: "Wait until your ass is up!"

Answer: "Move your ass to show respect!"

Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Excited heart, trembling hands,

I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.

The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. Say it several times!

Deep feelings, a stuffy;

Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough;

Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine,

Five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

Men don't drink, go to the world!

Wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you get!

Standing on one leg, drinking doesn't count,

The drinks will be ready as soon as the chair is seated.

Drinking standing and swallowing sitting are only half done.

Standing and drinking, jumping and swallowing, is a feeling that will not break.

Hot wine to wash teeth, beer is tea!

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The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

No drinking, no future, drink nine cups at a time, concentrate on training,

Only drink drinks, the leaders don't want them, and they don't lose money if they drink them. The secretary of the leader,

If you drink it, you will fall down, your job will be hard to protect, and you will drink too little for a long time, so it is hard to find talents.

Halfway through, the promotion is still early, leading the whole process and leading in the future.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup just now doesn't count!

Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!