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The boy I love doesn’t love me
I just want a pair of my own high heels to accompany me on that muddy road.
See you When he's with other girls, he'll have random thoughts.
I am a bad student but I have a top student who dotes on me.
Girl, swallow your tears and you will win
Since when, I have also begun to long for a message from him.
Xiaosan, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of my love; Xiaosi, thank you for avenging me.
Now, even I am laughing at this naive woman of mine.
With all the love in the world, it is hard to resist her looking back and smiling.
Use words to express the sadness of that life.
The peace you want is that you are not allowed to leave, let alone get close.
Girls can’t be too thin, otherwise Cupid won’t be able to help you.
_______The hero's sword is not old, but the old lady's charm is still there.
It turns out that if you don’t look for the person you care about, he will never look for you.
You get married and I will be your bridesmaid -
My best friend said, "Don't care what others say when you do what you want to do."
My lazy smile is an elegance you don’t understand.
The goodness of a woman can only be known by the woman beside her
No matter how embarrassed I cry, it is not as good as a drop of her tears
- Waiting, everything They are all blank.
Being broken up in love does not mean that you are single and your sisters will always be there.
A best friend is someone who will accompany you to wait for the dawn in the darkest time
A woman’s capital is beauty, while a man’s talent is intelligence.
Tell him that I don’t love him anymore. Tell him I don't miss him anymore. But don't tell him, I told you while crying.
Even though I have a boyfriend, I always feel like I am the only one.
Your arms can accommodate any woman, and my bed can accommodate any man.
Every time after washing my face, I always look cute in front of the mirror@
I really don’t want to be separated from my deskmate this summer, because he will never know that I like him.
Today is his birthday, I wish him happiness even though we are no longer together.
I am like other girls, I want to be coaxed when I am angry.
98% of what women say in anger are false, but 99% of men believe it.
If a man pulls her, he will throw her away, and he will still be on my blacklist.
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that men can't be trusted.
Women, remember, your husband is the man who will not let you suffer.
It’s tiring to deal with me, right? You had a great time chatting with her, right? Your heart was eaten by a dog, right?
My sister’s silence doesn’t mean I don’t care. Even if my sister speaks, it doesn't mean that I have to take care of it.
The female man who crosses his legs in class
I am a queen but I am willing to be Cinderella
I entered your space, read the message and then left without saying a word Because I see her everywhere
Young man, you know, there is a girl who loves you stupidly.
I need him like I need the air to breathe.
A woman can’t be beautiful, but she can’t be smart.
Perhaps every girl has a fairy tale dream in her mind.
How I wish you would look back at me, but you only have her in your eyes.
A ruthless rain washes away your and my past.
She is a dream, she is life, she is faith, she is light. What about me, the spare tire? Forget it, that’s enough
My male god has two eyes and one mouth. So cute
My best years have all ended after he left.
I hear of you like her. i hope you happy. ]
I love skipping classes with my best friends, stealing water bottles together, and staying up all night together. I always forget that I said I really miss it.
I love him, but I can only tell him good night.
I know very well that he doesn't love me.
He is not handsome, he just happens to look the way I like
- The person I love is not my lover, every inch of his heart belongs to another person.
Time flies like a river, white hair dyed red
Woman, why are you crying when you should be laughing loudly
[When others scold me and friends stop me, you When I put my foot on it, I knew you loved me. ]
Only the man who loves her knows what is good about a woman
No matter how handsome and handsome you are, you can only love me.
Depending on your parents, you are at best a princess. Depending on your husband, you are at best a princess. On your own, you are the queen
Alas, will the band-aid I gave you as a little girl work? . .
Open your eyes and see how your mother plays with such a high profile
I am a very nervous girl who laughs heartlessly
That’s me: Qin I don't know how to play chess, calligraphy or painting, and I feel tired from doing laundry and cooking. Do you love me?
My sister is not beautiful, my sister is not rich, my sister is not tall, and my sister is not thin. But my sister has a lot of temperament. .
I want to have a best friend like Han Wenjing. .
Long live the beautiful girls who have been injured but still live
A woman who takes too much initiative will be looked down upon and not cherished
Best friends, laugh together, Cry together, cry together, I am very happy to have you!
I am like other girls, I want to be comforted when I am angry.
I can do without a man or love, but I just can’t lose you, a dead woman who abuses me every day.
If the person I like doesn’t like me, that’s a debt I owed him in my previous life.
* The saying "sisters are so great" makes a few girls so happy.
How I wish the person I love can tell me that he loves me too.
The road is too long, there is no destination, and I can only move forward...
dear. Best friend, if the sky falls, I will help you mend it; if the ground cracks, I will help you sew it up.
I fell in love with him, but I decided not to tell him because I was afraid that we wouldn’t even be friends in the future.
Just treat me like a dog and get angry and coax it off. Sorry, I have always been a queen.
I know I’m not beautiful. Thank you for liking me.
He is my blue. Yan, I love him, but I don't dare to confess because I'm afraid that if I confess, I won't be able to be friends.
∞A strong woman. In the end, she was defeated by fate
Angel’s love fairy tale, eternal memory
-You are not worth it in my heart How much is a priceless sister.
Hesitation is a woman’s biggest downfall
I really envy her to be loved by you!
This year it is popular to have long hair that reaches the waist, but we have short hair that reaches our ears.
Gu Liang, I don’t care about you, take your pride and get out of my sight
Your leisurely contentment, my helplessness. I really cried for you, and you really let her go.
You are the most beautiful girls I have ever seen.
The happiest thing in this life is to be praised for your beauty
It doesn’t hurt because I Never cared.
As long as it is someone I love, I think he is good in anything.
ゆ Because women are always devoted.
Many times, it’s not that women are too greedy, but that men can’t give women what they want.
I have liked you for a long time. Yesterday, your brother finally couldn't help but tell me that you have also liked me for a long time.
I have been in love with my boyfriend for 8 years, and we just took wedding photos yesterday.
Don’t be too pretentious in front of me. I was no worse than you before.
I have been strong many times and finally I was able to cry because he left me
Sleeping in is not my specialty, but I am good at sleeping during the day,~
If I was white With gray hair and twilight appearance, will you still be like this, hold my hands and be gentle and tender to the world?
Girl, please kill your cowardly self, you don’t need her.
You still gave up on me, the girl who gambled my youth with you
I just broke up with him, and you are so anxious to show off your intimacy, hahaha! !
Perhaps every girl has a fairy tale dream in her mind.
Can you understand a man’s heart? When will you love me?
My sister is state-owned property and will never be sold at a low price.
My bestie, actually what I want to say is, you will always be my favorite person
In this age of promiscuity, how can you get along if you are not coquettish, girl? Good i
A woman's happy life lies in choice and planning, and taking her destiny into her own hands.
I entered your space to read the message and then left without saying a word because I saw her everywhere.
A beauty can grow old in a blink of an eye, and become young in an instant.
I always talk dirty to my best friends. If I am polite to you, I'm sorry, please step aside!
My man must obey me for his whole life.
り There are thousands of men in the world, but it’s really not possible to change them every day
Love is a luxurious lie, you can afford it, but I can’t afford it.
Did I approach you too lightly, and her intrusion just shocked your heart?
Your tolerance and care make me feel like a proud princess. ——To my dearest bestie
I want to be your bride. I want to be your bride
Do you know that I am as gentle as a kitten only in front of you? I'll be obedient to you
I can't find the umbrella I want, I'd rather be in the rain for the rest of my life
I really miss my childhood. I can act like a man when it's hot. Shirtless!
He will never know the scene where you forced yourself to stay sleepy for him, folding the stars all night long, and then dragging your exhausted body to chat with him.
I laugh at him from lover to brother-in-law
︶︶ ̄Sister, it is normal to have some scandals.
I will have random thoughts when I see you with other girls.
Do you really think I don’t like you? I’m waiting for you to confess and then I will stop pretending to be reserved and pounce on you
Be a foodie and be carefree, be a crazy person No worries.
Girls have to be sweet-mouthed. So I decisively ate all the sweets in the house.
Now that he has found a new love and left me, those dreams are all heaven.
Knowing that you have a girlfriend, I don’t dare to speak, I don’t dare to listen to music, I don’t dare to think about you.
I just don’t want to be wild, it doesn’t mean that I don’t have the ability to fight.
If it can be sexy, I will never be sentimental.
You and I may be like parallel lines that will never intersect, but the only focus belongs to you and me
In this life, there are always one or two people who talk about everything. best friend.
┌.╱剘汱?____ Give it to の③千<<<< I want to become beautiful, thin, so that I don’t even recognize myself, and then appear perfect. Make him regret not choosing me in front of him! Sister can dominate the whole world, but she failed in front of you You be a lady and I will be a shrew——To my final My dearest bestie A woman can tolerate being perfunctory, being deceived, forgetting promises, and letting go of everything. In the end I became his blocked visitor Don’t be friends after a breakup, I don’t want to see how you hold her hand A woman’s taste , it depends on what kind of tasteful man is standing next to her. When my hair reaches my waist, I will kick you. I will wait for you all my life, just for Bojun’s charming smile. Miss, this proud figure of mine is called natural beauty. It makes you feel better as long as I am sad
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