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A mature classic: because you give too much laughter, no one appreciates it anymore.

1, the warmest moment should be when you are thinking of making a phone call or sending a text message, but you received it first!

Don't torture yourself with past memories.

Because you give too much laughter, no one appreciates your seriousness.

If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.

I was more sunny then than now.

6, smile in front of people, who knows that the heart is twisted.

7. I'm afraid that a second of your kindness to me will be transferred to another person. Really, I don't need any intense love. I just want you to hold my hand, from young to old, from heart to ancient, and give me tenderness. I will accompany you to the end of my life.

8. It is easier to set a goal in life than to achieve it, but if you don't take action, you may not even achieve it.

9, because there is no, never worry about losing; Because you want it, you will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

10, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

1 1, kind people always suffer, and the burden of sadness seems to be innate, so they have to endure.

12. If a child gets 95 points, parents will only care about why they lost the 5 points, not how they got the 95 points.

13, a group of people once called friends by my family, but I regard them as my life.

14, someone once said to me, "Boil the cold water spilled on you before pouring it out." But I prefer to be a person like Lyme. The more someone throws cold water on me, the more my life boils!

15, if you mess with me again, I'll write your name on my underwear and fart you to death.

Only people appreciate your success, and no one appreciates your means.

1, when the whole world lost its direction, we found the initial belief in love with a smile.

2, but I always feel that forgetting is a kind of forgiveness, even if it is not the noblest kind.

The person who taught you the initial dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

Sometimes I really want to kill you, and sometimes I want to love you forever.

5, you are my expectation and contradictory dream, catch the wind that I can't embrace, and I want to drink and am afraid of getting drunk.

6. The lost things may not be needed when they come back.

7. I wander around the edge of your world, unable to get in or out.

8. Love has changed and hate has changed.

9. Teachers, like you are the one, always let us do our summer homework hand in hand.

10, my little world can't hold too much. I can only hold people who care about me and people I care about.

1 1, I saw his heart, he and her films are acting.

I love Chen Qiaoen and I love Dong Fangbubai.

13, promise = a word from your mother, everyone will say it but no one can do it.

14, there are flowers in spring and months in autumn. There is cool wind in summer and snow in winter. If you don't mind your own business, this is a good time on earth. Hunger means eating, sleepiness means sleeping, heat means cooling, and cold means fire. Normal mind is natural, there is nothing artificial, and there is no choice between right and wrong. Walk around, sit and lie down, and make good use of the opportunity.

15, don't report hope to avoid disappointment. /calculate/

16, I used a smile to hide my sadness, but unfortunately you never saw through it.

17. Would you panic if I suddenly disappeared from your list?

18, I always thought, in the original place, there is the original me, there will be the original you.

19, when ups and downs, honor and disgrace mottled, peerless, when lead China has been washed away for thousands of years, only the indomitable spirit is left, kneeling proudly for the beloved, with no regrets.

20. Don't always laugh. When you smile, I can't help looking at your shallow pear vortex and the milky way in your eyes, and then I will like you more, but you don't like me. How bad it is.

2 1. If you sympathize with me, you won't leave me alone. I admit that you have enough power to destroy me. I'm not afraid, and I'm willing.

22. I only care about you. Believe it or not, I always make you unhappy. I'm really sorry.

23. The past events that I don't want to recall are actually engraved in the original innocent youth, and together with Baiyun Canggou, they have become an unbreakable history.

24. The youth's time is swaying. Spend a lot of time wandering, only a few moments of growth.

I wish I were a child, because a bruised knee is easier to heal than a broken heart.

26. The place you choose should not have a crown, but a low-headed platform is waiting for you.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm getting deeper.

28, sad short sentence heartache: I moved my heart at first sight, and then I hurt my heart.

29. Sometimes when I am walking in the street, I am suddenly afraid to meet you. I still have no idea how to face you.

Teacher, it's very kind of you to hand out so much homework after the holiday.

3 1, the human eye has. Billions of pixels, but never understand people.

I don't want to regret it in the future, and I don't want you to be disappointed in me.

33. Language is often false, and what we have experienced together is the most true.

I don't need you to accompany me to my old age, just don't leave too early.

Don't mess with me. It's not that you can't mess with me. But that I despise you.

36. Although a fool is stupid, there is always a more stupid fool to cheer for him.

If only I couldn't love you.

38, love to the depths, know that regret is not willing to regret.

39. Only people appreciate your success, and no one appreciates your means.

40. I will live a good life, for nothing but owing myself these years.

4 1, the man who walks away is like spilled water. Even if you try your best to save it, it's just sewage.

42. I forgot how to be happy, but I still can't forget you.

43. One person is lonely and two people are in trouble.

44. You satirized my persistence and paled my waiting.

45, some words, you say casually, but I am seriously sad.

Classic sentences that make the heart mature.

If you can't open it, just carry it. If you can't let go, just remember. I can't bear it, just keep it. One day ... I can't move my back, so I will take it easy! I can't remember clearly, so I put it down! If you can't stay, you will be willing! So don't take some things too seriously. Turn a blind eye and it will pass. Cherish the people in front of you and do the things in front of you. Everything is wonderful! It's cloudy, and it may not rain.

There are always ups and downs in the mountains of life, grasping a handful of time and understanding and crossing the fog of life one after another. It's not that there is no sadness, it's that we have learned to be strong, it's not that there are no setbacks, it's that we have learned to face it. Every experience is the accumulation of life, and every bump is the experience of life. Spring blossoms, open the window of the soul and walk through the haze. As long as the sun will rise tomorrow, life will bloom in the sun.

The ups and downs of life are intertwined with gains and losses, accompanied by right and wrong, success and failure. The true meaning of happiness lies not in the joy gained, but in the calmness after loss. No matter how good things are, you will be tired if you hold them too tightly. Remember to be grateful for what you once had; If you miss the beauty, you must know how to let go; Learn to bear the high pressure of spirit; Live a straightforward life and love with all your heart. Happiness comes when you appreciate the lost beauty and avoid the pain of love.

The emptiness of life lies not in the loneliness of people, but in the loneliness of the heart; The wisdom of life lies not in being good at observing, but in being good at distinguishing; Looking for life is not in Qian Shan, but at hand; The success or failure of life lies not in the good or bad environment, but in whether you choose the right position.

Love for a long time is the real fate. People who like you want your gift. People who love you want your future. True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative; The real concern is not that you ask her to change what you think is good, but that you first discover her change; The real contradiction is not that she doesn't understand you, but that you refuse to tolerate her.

Let nature take its course, forget its nature, not far-fetched. Nature is the most beautiful gesture of all things. The pace of life, not too fast, too fast and easy to get tired; Don't be too slow, too slow is a waste. As time goes by, it flows naturally like a stream. When you go to a place, you will see a scenery. You don't need too much desire. If you yearn for it, you will go forward bravely. If you feel tired, take a nap. Where the soul walks, there is no complaint, no regret, no hesitation. In the final analysis, right and wrong gains and losses are a unique beauty.

The heart is a pocket. When you don't pack anything, it's called scheming, when you pack less, it's called calculating, when you pack more, it's called worrying. We often cling to the utilitarian close at hand, to the gorgeous life, to the fruitless love, and it is easy to fall into a state of being at a loss. In fact, if you put down a little, you will get more; People who can let go are people who really know how to live, and they will live more smartly.

Friends are a kind of help. They can shelter you from the wind and rain, share your troubles and relieve your pain and difficulties. Friends will always lend you a hand of friendship, which is an escalator when you climb a mountain, a good medicine when you are injured, a bowl of white water when you are hungry, and a boat when you cross a river. Money can't buy, orders can't buy, only sincerity can buy.

Everyone has his own personality. Don't make life too complicated. Make everything simple. If you like it, go for it. If you get it, cherish it. Forget it if you miss it. After many encounters and separations, I always know that if I can't catch it, I can't let it go. If you think it's happy, go find it. Wait for what you think is worth it; Cherish what you think is happy. Only if you can tolerate the world will the world accept you.

People should be open-minded and not be burdened by fame and fortune; Do things with a clear head and don't be confused by illusions. Wise men warn themselves with painful lessons from others; A fool awakens others with his own heavy price. Be more tolerant and loving to others; Be more serious and responsible about things; Be more strict with yourself and be more vigilant. Proud, ambitious, extremely happy, alarm bells ringing!

The more desires a person has, the narrower his mind becomes; The less desire he has, the wider his mind becomes. People's mentality, more desire is busy, less desire is idle. People's minds and desires are too risky and too few are dull. People's worries, if they want more, they will worry, and if they want less, they will be happy. The difference between the rich and the poor varies from person to person. The bowl is as big as the hand. Never be whimsical or muddle along. Everything is done according to God's will, don't force it, just let nature take its course.

It is fate that people meet. Fate is providence, and sharing is human feelings. People get along with each other by sincerity. Missing others is a kind of warmth, and being missed by others is a kind of happiness. The hardest thing is to know each other, the hardest thing is to wait, and the most beautiful thing is happiness. A bosom friend is an appropriate tacit understanding, and a bosom friend is a perfect friend. No one in this world is sorry for anyone. Only who doesn't know how to cherish who. Be kind to others, don't hit them in the face, and don't be sad when you hurt them.

In life, shrewdness is not equal to tolerance; In doing things, speed is not as good as accuracy; In terms of making friends, it is really not as generous. Bitterness is life, pain is experience, fatigue is work, change is fate, patience is experience, tolerance is wisdom, quietness is accomplishment, giving up is gain, and doing is possession. Say goodbye to the past calmly and live in the present.

Let go of your impetuosity, your laziness, your three-minute heat, your brain that you can't resist temptation, and your eyes that you are easily attracted to anything. Put down your mouth that you want to gossip about everything, and settle down and do what you should do, if you also feel that you should work hard.

No character can sit back and relax. Lofty people need tolerance, otherwise they will become aloof. Kindness needs to be decisive, otherwise kindness becomes weakness. Strong is fearful, weak is violent. If you are rich, you need to be frugal, otherwise you will easily become extravagant. If you are learned, you need to speak simply, otherwise you will become tricky. Dignity needs modesty, otherwise it is easy to be arrogant. Everything has yin and yang. There is no good or evil in things, and it is a disaster to go too far.

The emptiness of life lies not in the loneliness of people, but in the loneliness of the heart; The wisdom of life lies not in being good at observing, but in being good at distinguishing; Looking for life is not in Qian Shan, but at hand; The success or failure of life lies not in the good or bad environment, but in whether you choose the right position.

"The first element of happiness is to have a clear mind; The second element of happiness is extensive knowledge; The third element of happiness is to have bright eyes; The fourth element of happiness is optimistic attitude; The fifth element of happiness is a healthy body; The sixth element of happiness is to have a satisfactory job. The seventh element of happiness is sincere friendship; The eighth element of happiness is a reasonable diet. "

10 A classic phrase that makes you mature.

1: In this world, there are two things we must do: one is to hurry up, and the other is to stop and see if we have a good attitude. A good attitude is a good companion in life and makes people happy and healthy.

2. Life without love is like a desert, giving people roses and fragrant hands. Learning to love others is actually loving yourself, so that love can warm everyone's heart like the afternoon sunshine.

3. Understand and respect others, and always be tolerant and grateful. Tolerance is a virtue and a kind of wisdom. Be grateful to your friends, they helped you; Be grateful to your enemies. They make you strong.

Watch your mouth, don't just be happy and talk nonsense. A good word, three winters are warm, and June is cold. Speak with your head, be sensitive and be careful. It's no use talking too much. If you don't preach the evil of others, you can naturally turn your enemy into your friend.

5. Human feelings, human feelings, human nature, generosity, good communication, burning more incense at ordinary times and helping more in case of emergency, so human feelings need to be stored more, just like bank deposits. The more you save, the longer you spend, and the bigger the bonus.

6. Don't jump to conclusions, especially when you are angry, learn to put yourself in the other's shoes, or wait, roll with the punches, simplify complex things as much as possible, and never complicate simple things.

7. Really learn to be content. The biggest trouble in life is to start with the most meaningless comparison. There are always people who are inferior to you, and there are always people who are better than you. When I cried, I found that someone had no feet.

8: If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him. There is no need to look back at who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

9. Don't take work as a burden. Since there is no better job at present, it is better to face it positively and happily than to be angry and complain. When you regard work as life and art, you will enjoy the pleasure of work.

10: People are blessed to live one day, so we should cherish it. Life is only a few decades, so don't leave more regrets for yourself. When the sun rises and the East China Sea sinks, there is a day of sorrow and a day of joy. People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.