Humorous sentences about barbecue (jokes are also humorous

This autumn is so sad:

I haven't lost weight last autumn, but I'm coming again this autumn. ...

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Discover the secret of girlfriend:

She is actually an angel, because her weight has dropped on the earth.

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Before dinner, I will whisper:

Of all the fat people in the world, I'm not the only one.

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I want to tell you,

I've been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

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I can't even control my weight,

How to control your life?

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A: "Where is a gym near here? I want to lose weight. "

B: "Go out and turn right for 200 meters."

A: "Do you have anything closer?"

……

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Woman: "Before you go on the scale, can you suck your stomach gently?"

Man: "If you don't smoke, you can't see the display screen ..."

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Losing weight is actually very fast:

Reduce quickly, rebound quickly, reduce slowly, and give up quickly.

nine

Losing weight without losing weight is no different from eating.

It just changed from eating with confidence to eating with fear.

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Buddhist diet:

Eat and drink every day,

If fate arrival,

I will lose weight!

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I wanted to take a bite, but I ate it all night;

I wanted to go for a happy run, but I met a barbecue.

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I hope there is such a person,

It will make me miss you so much that I can't sleep well.

Thin, thin, thin, thin, thin. ...