Exquisite sentences suitable for selfies. Humorous sentences (39 sentences)

1. What girls value most is their own beauty.

2. I used to rely on my face to eat, and I almost starved to death before giving up.

I'm not single, just waiting for someone.

No one will blame others for being ugly.

5. In order to marry Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan, I dare not be lazy, only dare to secretly maintain. Nothing is eternal but beauty can last.

I have never praised anyone, but I want to tell you: there is no more beautiful girl in the world than you.

7. I hope you have a drink and wake up with someone.

There are two kinds of people's looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. I'm caught in the middle. It's ugly.

9. I am a hundred poisons, but you are a hundred poisons.

10, the person you love is always beautiful.

1 1, I have to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

12, winking shyly, smiling at his lips. Wind-rolled grape belt, Rizhao pomegranate skirt.

13, beauty has the function and power to attract people to be good.

14, beauty without virtue is intoxicating wine.

15, if you lose the truth, you lose the beauty.

16, Gu Liang, someone is chasing you not because you are beautiful, but because people know you are a slut at a glance.

17, selfie, this kind of thing, three points are doomed, seven points depend on the filter.

18, promise me, eat well and sleep well from now on, and don't stay up because you are ugly, ok?

19, God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

20. Life is not a lack of beauty, but a lack of discovery.

2 1, my mother actually asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beauty in a messy room.

22, the hand is soft, the skin is like coagulate fat, the collar is like salamander, the teeth are like rhinoceros, the head is beautiful, the smile is clever, and the eyes are beautiful.

23. People's life experiences are often imprinted on their appearance.

24. The truth rich in beauty is nobler and deeper than the truth itself.

25. There are so many couples outside that I dare not go out. I'm afraid they will regret having someone.

26, girls love to brag, love selfies should be born. The following are humorous sentences suitable for self-portrait, which are suitable for self-portrait and teach you to take a self-portrait in a humorous way.

27. Hey, your circle of friends is the most beautiful. It's time to take pictures again ~

28, life is your own, dress up cute.

29. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love several people at the same time.

3 1. Beauty is a part of the standard vocabulary of goodness.

32. I was ugly before, and I was not too embarrassed to take a selfie. Now I'm different. I'm much thicker-skinned than before.

33. Every time I just take a shower and look in the mirror, I feel particularly beautiful. Maybe this is my head in the water.

34. If everyone can understand you, then you have to be ordinary.

35. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

36. Famous flowers poured into China and enjoyed each other. They are often laughed at by the king. Explain that it is infinitely hateful, and Shen Xiangting is north.

37. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

Beauty without virtue is like a flower without fragrance.

39. God gave me a broad face just to enlarge my beauty.