Tell me about the man who was influenced by the mobile phone.

First, girl, when your hair grows to your waist, you won't shit on your hair when you go to the toilet.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me a good boyfriend.

Three, Gu Teng old trees faint, mobile phone WIFI watermelon. Ge You also has the same sofa. When the sun sets, I go there.

Fourth, the tender heart is chasing the horizon like the rising sun, losing its light as always.

When you look forward to life again and again, you will always be cheated.

Six, cheap voice routines, expensive gifts are the most sincere.

Seven, warn some people not to touch what belongs to me. Of course, I don't like what belongs to you.

Since you borrowed money from me, I have been thinking about you every penny.

I was very unhappy when I weighed myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

Ten, you are probably a potato, fried and steamed, just to my liking.

If you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.

Listen, don't hurt yourself all over. In a cold world, no one will pity you except yourself!

Thirteen, if you are here, I will always love, if you are not, I will abandon my love.

Teacher, you talk about yours and I talk about mine. Let's stay out of it.

15. Loving me is no more humiliating than mixing with your society. Even if we break up, I am your most successful predecessor.

Sixteen, the heart has a little spirit rhinoceros, named Wan Li.

Seventeen, if I didn't have the ability to comfort myself, I really wouldn't be alive now.

18. Rome was not built in a day, nor was the third floor of the lower abdomen built in a day.

Why don't you come to my side? Why do you want to be a maverick pig

Twenty, hypocrisy, why call each other brothers.

Forgive me for being bohemian and loving freedom all my life, but I am willing to lose pride in you.

I can have a good temper, but why should I spoil you?

Twenty-three, when I have long hair to my waist and cover my body fat, I will be cold and arrogant, even if I am squatting.

Play with me, and I will make you cry rhythmically.

Twenty-five, men's world should not be disturbed by animals and women!

Twenty-six, be your rich river, charming and divided, charm all beings, and introduce into hell.

Twenty-seven, tighten me. Bad luck is on the left. I'll take you to the right.

Twenty-eight, after the age of dreaming, it is better to take your time than to be vigorous.

Twenty-nine, comfort after breaking up is extra treatment after death.

Thirty, it's not that I stay up late, but that the night needs me as a bright star.

31. I wish someone would accompany you from place to place, while I count money comfortably at home.

Thirty-two, every second with you is forever in my life.

Thirty-three, a real warrior, dare to face his face without makeup.

Thirty-four, you have an indestructible shield to protect your pride, but you are defeated by all kinds of poisons.

Thirty-five, there are not many lovely people like me who are sweeter than Nongfu Spring.

As long as it is a stone, it won't shine anywhere.

Thirty-seven, life is like this, either excellent or out.

38. He said that you are not as beautiful as when he first met your best friend.

39. Nothing to say may be because it is inappropriate.

Forty, the friendship between life and death will not be abandoned, and reincarnation will be a brother.

Forty-one, in addition to being sad in the middle of the night, I was beaten in the face by my mobile phone.