The first 1 episode: Being close to boys as a child will be forbidden by parents, saying that it is puppy love, and the bad guys in the book club will become bad; Envy those lovers, you can sit together, watch the meteors fly by, and watch the time fly by ... When you grow up, your parents will follow you, saying that your daughter is married, and you will continue to get along with others, and then you will gradually understand that no matter how lonely you are, some roads must be taken alone ... Episode II: Not all people can be soul mates, and not all angels will have a pair of upright hands. We are angels who fell into the world and broke a wing; When we break a wing, we are doomed to suffer ... flying angels have no pain. However, they will not be happy ...-because they have never suffered. Episode 3: In this reinforced concrete city, it is useless to cry with lost love. Love still exists, no matter where I stand in the city. Just, maybe just happened to be covered by floating dark clouds, maybe just passed me in a hesitant corner ... I can't see you, but I still look forward to you, looking forward to your warmth. Episode 4: Legend has it that everything that falls into the Piedra River will turn into stones and pile up into a riverbed. When sorting out the past with him, I sadly found that I deeply remember everything with him, but we didn't intersect. I can't find the Piedra River, so I can't sit by the Piedra River and cry. I can't let my tears sink to the bottom of the river. Episode 5: The saddest story in the world is not that peacocks fly southeast, but that when they wake up, things are different. The saddest poem in the world is not the ambiguity between life and death, but that decadence has no beginning and fresh talent only ends. However, no matter how many injuries you get, you can't despair, because there will always be someone waiting for you, no matter how strange and unexpected the way he appears. Episode 6: In every girl's heart, there is a dream about the wedding-there are prosperous scenes, gorgeous clothes and countless heartfelt blessings in the dream. Ordinary girls will become the most beautiful princess in the audience at this moment when their dreams come true. I hope every married girl can be the most beautiful princess, and I also hope that when I get married, I can be the most beautiful princess. Episode 7: orpheus said to the mirror: At midnight on a full moon, peel an apple in front of the mirror. If the apple skin is not peeled off, you can see your lover in the mirror again. If you light a candle in the middle of the night and peel an apple to see your lover, I am willing to cut the apple and look at my lover. Episode 8: The most popular story in the fairy tale world is that Cinderella married a prince; The most practical thing in real life is the correct marriage. Therefore, fairy tales are often just fairy tales and cannot correspond to reality. But there is truth in fairy tales, Cinderella is doomed to be rejected ... If there are no glass shoes, even the prince will turn a blind eye to you. Episode 9: Don't give me a whole forest, I'll get lost. I am willing to give up a large forest that did not belong to me for a tree. I just hope this tree belongs to me completely ... it may not be tall, but it can give me a shade to rest quietly. It can be silent, but it can watch me dance and listen to my unbridled singing. Episode 10: Blind date and love actually do not conflict. Blind date can also make love, and love can also come from blind date ... However, love often takes more time. Blind date is to talk about a simplified version of love, which lasts shorter than love, but often reaches the end of love with the fastest speed: breaking up or getting married. Episode 1 1: What a wonderful thing it is to start a trip to a foreign land with your newly married lover. This beautiful thing has a beautiful name-honeymoon trip. Its origin is not from modern times, but from the ancient and sacred astrological ceremony of the Chaldeans. It means that the couple will open the door to happiness from now on. Episode 12: According to Buddhist scriptures, all beings have three generations of cause and effect. The karma of past lives determines the fruit of this life. So some people have some things that are doomed. Is it destiny takes a hand that I love you, or is it destiny takes a hand that we can't be together? However, even if fate only gave me a string, I will use this string to play the colorful music of life. Episode 13: Everyone is an angel who fell from heaven to earth. Because he fell from the sky, everyone is an angel with broken wings. A one-winged angel can't fly. So they have been looking for it all their lives. Only by embracing each other can we really fly ... episode 14: When Noah walked out of the ark, he was greeted by a beautiful rainbow in the blue sky. It means that the disaster has passed and happiness is about to begin. The rainbow symbolizes the happiness of the contract between God and mankind. I didn't expect a rainbow in the sky. I just want a little neon to make a Covenant with you ... happiness. Episode 15: Ambiguous feeling, revealing unclear taste. A little private, a little confused. Like a lotus heart, it can only be buried deep underground, but it can't tell others. Ambiguous feeling, like a paper plane, beautiful and fragile. The moment it pierces the sky is its happiest moment, but it is also the beginning of landing. Episode 16: How many frogs does a single princess have to kiss to find a real prince, and how many princes will become frogs after being kissed? The most important compulsory course for a single princess is to find a real prince from a group of frogs and eliminate a group of fake frogs from a group of Wang Zizhong. Episode 17: Some people say that a hard city cannot tolerate soft love. In fact, it is not the city that is difficult, but his heart. How much a person can give and give to a person is how much he loves him. If he loves himself more than each other, he won't give in. When you really love, there is no bottom line. This is his bottom line. Episode 65438 +08: Not all feelings, but whether you are good or not, we can walk together. I decided to let go of your hand and find the happiness that really belongs to me. You've always been kind to me, smiling well and getting along well, but … you can't give me the future I want. Therefore, I can only give you what I can by virtue of your kindness to me. Episode 19: The road to love may be long, it may be dark, and there may not be a street lamp on. Even on the track of love, no train will arrive. But I still believe that there is always someone in this world who belongs to himself, but he hasn't come to me yet. I'm waiting ... waiting for his arrival. Episode 20: In the mythical age, Pandora opened the box and released everything except hope. Marriage may be Pandora's box, full of flowers and gifts, but also buried with pain and suffering. But I still want to believe that the beauty of those flowers and gifts is true, because … you are my hope. Episode 265438 +0: The twinkling stars in the sky and the fireworks in festivals are all beautiful, but without you, all these are meaningless to me. You didn't touch me much, some of them were just a short moment, but what was lit at that time was left to me in this city ... The brightest flame warmed me ... All my memories ... Episode 22: Because ... I didn't want to win at all ... I turned around and you could hear me say goodbye to you, but you couldn't see the heartache and tears I left for you. Episode 23: Romance that doesn't belong to you is like a kite tied to a string. No matter how high you fly, you will always fall. Feelings that don't belong to you are like sand in your hand. No matter how tight you hold it, there is a risk of passing away. A heart that doesn't belong to you is like a clockwork. No matter how far you go, you will stop working one day. Episode 24: We have been looking for the legendary hero who walks on colorful auspicious clouds. However, many people failed to find out. Therefore, we can only choose to be Shero. Perhaps, the prince only exists in fairy tales; In real life, it is the knight we ignore that can always guard us. They are real heroes. Episode 25: Love is a trip you can't go back to. We walked so fast that we forgot to stop, wait and listen. We pick and choose all the way, always thinking that there will be something better, but often, when we suddenly look back, we are surprised to find that the best one is already in the dim light that we can't go back. Episode 26: Perhaps, God saw that the angel with broken wings was too lonely, so he made them fall in love. However, God was afraid of the power of his beloved angel, so he made them hurt each other. Not all angels have the courage to stick together under the test of the rose thorn chosen by God. Therefore, love will be precious. Episode 27: Every angel with broken wings starts from the moment he falls into the mortal world. Just looking for another angel with the same wings as himself. But some angels with broken wings. I don't have much patience to find the same wings. So ... when they hug each other, they can only swing twice ... and then, separate. Episode 28: In fact, I also know that my life will continue when you leave my world. Only there is no salt in the soup, no food in the rice ... everything is tasteless. How much happiness I have had; How much pain should I pay now ... However, if I didn't meet you, there would be no ifs in my life. So, I can only choose ... forget you ... Episode 29: Some feelings are meant to be. Is doomed; Some miss it, it is an arrow that leaves the string; There is no turning back. I'm just an ordinary person. I haven't seen through the past and I can't foresee the future. I can only borrow my own heart; Make a vague decision. I just hope this decision ... will not go wrong. Episode 30: After a long journey, I finally reached the terminal named Happiness. There is neither a white horse nor a prince; The church bell rang and came out to meet me. Is to always smile even when you are hurt; A knight who never leaves; He smiled gently at me and told me. He's been waiting for me, waiting ... and never leaving. ...
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1. Born without love, employment always fails. (eight sisters) 2. There are three things that men can't trust, namely commitment, reason and emotion. (Kelly) 3. The boss's main functions are: pointing fingers, picking fat and picking thin, deducting wages, and additional functions: messing up the mood. (Tong Tong). Getting married is not making a movie. Without NG, you can't start over. 5. What is the difference between KFC and McDonald's? One is grandpa, and the other is uncle ... (Fan Ji vs Li Xiaoyao). A person's life is full of many uncertainties. There are many uncertainties in marriage. It is unrealistic and utilitarian to pin your future life on marriage, so I think you need a realistic life guarantee ... 2 1 The best investment in the century is insurance! You are only 22 years old, and the most suitable ones are old-age insurance and 28 kinds of critical illness insurance ... especially suitable for people who go out for activities. You see, your mother goes out to buy food every day, and your father drives to work every day, right? The probability of car accidents is so high now. Do you know that hundreds of people die every second on average in the world, so it's your turn with such a high probability, so it's very necessary to buy an insurance policy, and the beneficiary fills in your name. Of course, the biggest beneficiary is yourself. You see, like this insurance policy, the more you buy, the more you lose ... and it's like you choked on food, fell to your death, got poisoned, and died crossing the road. As long as there are accidents, they are all within the scope of claims, such as your brother and sister getting married and drinking, alcoholism, and plane crash on their honeymoon. Anyway, the more you buy, the more you lose ... 7. Never seen such a cheap mouth! (Fan Ji VS blind date) 8. Right? Dump you! (Tong Tong VS blind date, episode 6) 9. A lot of stars, stars (in front of Chang Sheng with your hands), stars for herding sheep! (set 1 1) 10. I was much happier when my wife tried to escape marriage! (Interlude, taxi driver) What kind of day is it today? Why is the happiest thing and the saddest thing only separated by one second? Why can the happiest person become a very painful person in a second? This blind date, the marriage I chased, is it like this? Others say that marriage is the grave of love, but I always disagree. Because of the happiness with yellow leaves as a shield. Now I think that maybe the true nature of marriage is Pandora's box. Although the box is full of flowers and gifts, when these are scattered, the bottom of the box does hide the greatest pain and suffering. (Tong Tong) 1 1 Xiaoyao: "Open the window and let me in." Willam: "What? I can't hear you. " (Xiaoyao picks up a brick and hits the window) Willam: "You are so cruel." Xiaoyao: "If you leave early, it will be over. Why bother? " Willam: "Here." Xiaoyao: "What to give." Willam: "Rent." Xiaoyao: "I have already paid the rent to the landlord for you." Willam: "I mean the rent here." Xiaoyao: "There is still rent here. Ok, I'll ask Kelly for it. I said that a man claimed to be his subordinate and wanted to peek at her peerless beauty. Only that brick tried to break my window. " Xiaoyao: "You are malicious." 12. As soon as you pout, I know what you want to shit. (eight sisters' mother versus eight sisters) 13. Changsheng: "Hum, I am destined to love you." Shake your head and turn around. 14. Bamei: Don't think that holding a pipe is a magic lamp, and don't think that just because you look like a person is really a person. You and Ben are both animals. Calling you an animal defiles it! 15. Kelly: Men can rely on it, and pigs can climb trees. 16. Chang Sheng said to Ba Mei: First, you are a woman, nv woman. 17. "Well, don't think too much about me just because you look better today." "Wild boar sister, spray is toilet water! Mm-hmm. Take a bath with Shufujia. Wash your hair happily. Brush your teeth in Chinese. Wipe your face with dabao. You really deserve this face. Willam: The two most important principles of modern women are to defeat satyr and fight. (the eighth episode. ) 19. Tong Tong: It depends on you. You don't want pot calling the kettle black, so many blind dates, and I haven't seen you sell yourself. It seems that you are a defective product. 20. Tong Tong: You, you, you look bad enough, your eyes are weak enough and your mouth is mean enough. I'm unlucky to meet you anyway. I won't tell you again. I still have a few years to live. 2 1. Li Xiaoyao: Don't explain, because explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is telling a story. 22. My blind date principle is: cast a wide net and cultivate again. I would rather make a mistake than miss it! (Eight sisters) 23. We are going to have a meeting. Consider it a sports meeting. If you hold the torch, you can be an Olympic volunteer (Richard) 24. Caught a cold? I think you are just an exclamation point (Richard). 25. You haven't recovered from your cold for so long. Are you grounded? (Richard) 26. (Le Tong Tong walks slowly in white) Where is your ghost? ! (Richard) 27 How alarming! How alarming! (Richard) 28. Changsheng: Two beers, please. Bamei: Hey, do you have a new girlfriend? Changsheng: Isn't it beautiful? Bajie (waving her hand, which means to let Chang Sheng pass): In your eyes, besides crooked melon and cracked jujube, which girl is not beautiful? Changsheng: Who said that? You look very polite.