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Classic domineering sentence: If you have eyes, don’t know me from other people’s mouths
1. If fate grabs your throat, scratch its creak. 2. Those men who treat women like dogs, why don’t you also treat dogs like women? 3. When there is bright moonlight in front of the bed, it is suspected to be having sex. Look up at the moon and lower your head to have sex! Being a stranger in a foreign land, having sex every festive season. I know from afar that my brothers climbed to a high place and planted dogwood trees everywhere. People looked for her thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, that person was having sex. . . 4. If someone hurts me, I will repay him a hundred times or even a thousand times. 5. If you have eyes, don’t know me from other people’s mouths. 6. Only when you are strong can you avoid being trampled by others. 7. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of my habit of swearing, but the funny people around me always make me unable to help myself. 8. If I meet you again, I will definitely pull you into the bedroom and lock the door, press you on the bed, cover our heads with the quilt, roll up my sleeves and tell you that my watch is luminous. 9. No need to regret. If it is beautiful, it is called wonderful. If it is bad, it is called an experience. 10. Sometimes, I worry that my poor words will drive away the important people around me. 11. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have any shame, it will be invincible in the world. 12. The White Snake was pinned down by Fa Hai under the Lei Feng Tower. Xu Xian burst into tears outside the tower and shouted: Which excavator technology is better! I'm going to dig you out! 13. Children are the ones who apologize even if they know there is nothing wrong; adults are the ones who do not apologize even if they know there is something wrong. 14. If you never meet the right person, it's because you can't change your wrong self. 15. Should you give up when the road ahead is bumpy, should you be afraid when it is full of thorns, will you believe the rumors, will you just accept them when they look down on you, should you close your heart if you have loved a bad person? That girl, you are a waste. 16. When you cry for missing the sun, you will also miss the stars again. 17. When two people miss each other, that’s called love. If a person is thinking blindly by himself, that is called being baseless. 18. The shadow is also a part of yourself. If it lingers, face it head on! 19. I saw a dirty boy on the road, staring closely at a bag of milk in the hand of the little girl in front of him. After the little girl finished drinking, she threw the bag to the ground. He hurriedly squatted down to pick up the milk bag on the ground and put it into his mouth. As soon as my nose became sore, tears rolled down my face. Just as I was about to pick him up, I saw him blowing the bag. I put the bulging thing on the ground and kicked it down hard. Bang, it fucking scared me! 20. I can give it to you, and I can also take it back naturally. Whatever becomes a bargaining chip for your wantonness with me, I will destroy it. 21. Taking the political test paper was the time when I lied the most in my life. 22. Kneel down during the monthly exam, kneel down for rankings, kneel down after rankings, and parent-teacher conference. After the meeting, I broke my legs, wiped my tears, and slept on the street. 23. If you respect me a foot, I will give you a foot in return. If you don’t like me, I won’t give you a good look. I'm not your parents and I won't spoil you with everything. I'm not Lei Feng and I won't help you with everything~ 24. Do your homework, do it all night, sit all night, and do one page. 25.What is a best friend? The two accidentally glanced at each other and burst out laughing. 26. Break yesterday into pieces and make the past void. QQ space personality talk with pictures: If you are not blind, don’t know me from other people’s mouth
1. Those who can’t lose weight are always in commotion, and those who can’t eat fat are emboldened. .
2. Except for me, no one is suitable to grow old with you.
3. The three things that parents cannot understand the most: turning on the air conditioner and covering up with quilts, turning on the TV and playing with mobile phones, and listening to music while doing homework.
4. Mom asked me why I didn’t clean up my room. It’s a joke, I’m a messy woman.
5. As a poor student, sometimes I really hope that the questions are as difficult as possible. Anyway, I can’t write them. It’s enough to be a top student.
6. I wish I could be your old soul friend, without tears or burden, just companionship.
7. If you are not blind, don’t know me from other people’s mouths!
8. I hope you can throw a bag of snacks at my face, as simple and crude as this friendship.
9. Don’t just come back to me when no one wants you and treat me as a recycling bin.
10. For people like us who are usually funny and playful, if you occasionally act a little normal, people around you will think you are in a bad mood.
11. I would rather get drunk on a night like this than not be able to fall asleep thinking about you.
12. Good songs will last forever, and worthy people will be willing to wait for as long as possible.
13. Teacher, your Yida is your pile, a pile of sugar-free homework, caring about the holidays, and caring about you even more
14. Time is never for Any earth-shaking move will turn back the memory. The most personal words to share
15. For a moment, because of one person’s words, it was like being splashed with cold water. Suddenly, I was cold from head to toe. Language is something that It is so weak when expressing love, but so sharp when expressing hurt.
16. When we meet again, I will smile gracefully, walk calmly, and not panic without you.
17. Youth is like a strong drink. After getting drunk, we will spend our whole lives remembering it.
18. Don’t be embarrassed to reject others. Those who have the nerve to embarrass you are not good people anyway.
19. Later, when I recalled my youth, they were all like you and no one else.
20. I think the most powerful people in the world are those who go to bed when they are told to sleep, get up when they are told to get up, and do homework when they are told to do homework.
21. Why do superheroes wear so tight clothes? Because saving people is more important.
22. If you say not to leave, I will leave the liquor and freedom.
23. In fact, the world is not big and it is the same wherever you go. The key is that the people you care about care about you.
24. I don’t need to distinguish between east, west, north and south. Anyway, I will go to the side where you are.
25. There is no need to work hard to change yourself. Even if you try your best to be the most perfect, people who don’t love you still don’t love you.
26. Many stories have ended before they are staged; many people have gone away before they even come on stage.
27. There are many people who can laugh with you, but few who can walk with you.
28. Don’t be a bad person, because there will always be people who will trample on your tolerance and accommodation as weakness and incompetence.
29. The girl took her boyfriend’s iPad to her best friend’s house to play and found that the wifi was automatically connected.
30. If you don’t have much ability, don’t have a big temper, otherwise you will be in trouble. If you don't have much ability, don't have too much desire, otherwise you will be in pain.
31. Except for me, no one is suitable to grow old with you.
32. The three things that parents cannot understand the most: turning on the air conditioner and covering up with quilts, turning on the TV and playing with mobile phones, and listening to music while doing homework.
33. Those who can’t lose weight are always in a commotion, and those who can’t eat fat have nothing to fear.
34. Mom asked me why I didn’t clean up my room. It’s a joke, I’m a messy woman.
35. As a poor student, I sometimes really hope that the questions are as difficult as possible. Anyway, I can’t write them. It’s enough to be a top student.
36. I wish I could be your old soul friend, without tears or burden, just companionship.
37. If you are not blind, don’t know me from other people’s mouths!
38. I hope you can throw a bag of snacks at my face, as simple and crude as this friendship.
39. Don’t just come back to me when no one wants you and treat me as a recycling bin.
40. For people like us who are usually funny and playful, if you occasionally act a little normal, people around you will think you are in a bad mood.
41. I would rather get drunk on a night like this than be unable to sleep thinking about you.
42. Good songs will last forever, and worthy people will be willing to wait for as long as possible.
43. Teacher, your Yida is your pile, a pile of sugar-free homework, caring about the holidays, and caring about you even more
44. Time is never for Any earth-shaking move will turn back the memory.
45. For a moment, because of one person's words, it was like being splashed with cold water, and suddenly, it was cold from head to toe. Language is the most important thing when expressing love. So weak, yet so sharp when expressing hurt.
46. When we meet again, I will smile gracefully, walk calmly, and not panic without you.
47. Youth is like a strong drink. After getting drunk, we will spend our whole life remembering it.
48. Don’t be embarrassed to reject others. Those who have the nerve to embarrass you are not good people anyway.
49. Later, when I recalled my youth, it was all like you and no one else.
50. I think the most powerful people in the world are those who go to bed when they are told to sleep, get up when they are told to get up, and do homework when they are told to do homework. Classic quotation: If you knew me in the past, maybe you would forgive me now
1. Some people are only suitable for curiosity and not suitable for being together.
2. If a woman cannot get the love of the opposite sex, she will not get the respect of the same sex. This is how cheap women are.
3. Learning to be selfish is the first step towards success.
4. For a ship without direction, the wind blowing from any direction is headwind.
5. You are not the end of love, but the driving force of love. I dedicate this love to the flowers on the roadside, to the bright sunshine shaking in the glass, and to the red dome of the church. Because of you, I fell in love with this world.
6. Like is joy at first sight, but love lasts for a long time.
7. I love you, not because of who you are, but because I like the feeling of being with you.
8. Later I learned that the greatest harm a person can do to you is not that he doesn't love you, but that he destroys your self-confidence.
9. The cruelest part of growing up is that girls are always more mature than boys of the same age. No boy can resist the maturity of girls.
10. If a person does something shameless, he will inevitably have to be twice as shameless to deny it.
11. When inner stillness is unaffected by external chaos and anxiety, the power of the soul can be restored to the center of freedom and abundance.
12. You have me in your eyes, no matter how small you are, you are still the focus to me. You don't have me in your heart, no matter how big you are, it's just a mirage to me.
13. Those who do not want to die of thirst among the world must learn to drink from all cups; those who want to keep clean among the world must know that they can wash themselves with dirty water.
14. Some relationships have been entangled for a long time, and in the end you can no longer tell whether you want to love or win.
15. Many of the troubles in life stem from our blind comparison with others and forgetting to enjoy our own life.
16. Competition is not the driving force for human progress, jealousy is.
17. The first thing that gets old is a person’s eyes. If a person’s eyes are not old, his face will not be old.
18. I think I can understand why you can’t get through it as time passes.
19. People should not be still lifes placed in vases for people to watch, but the rhythm spreading on the grassland and dancing with the wind. Life is not an arrangement, but a pursuit. There may never be an answer to the meaning of life, but you should also enjoy this life without an answer.
20. When I meet you, I am happy that you are ill and there is no cure for it.
21. If you knew me in the past, maybe you would forgive me now.
22. We spend our lives doing two things: walking and choosing the path to walk.
23. Failure does not mean that you have wasted time and life, but it means that you have reason to start again.
24. It doesn’t matter if you are alone. As long as you love someone from the bottom of your heart, your life will be saved. Even if you can't live with him.
25. Don’t forget the distance you originally decided to reach just because of one setback.
26. When you are hesitating, the world is big; when you take the first step bravely, the world is small.
27. The happiest people do not have the best of everything, but they can make everything the best.
28. Luck means that opportunities happen to hit you. effort.
29. The important thing is not to be cured, but to live with the pain.
30. What makes us unhappy are all trivial things, just like we can dodge an elephant but cannot dodge a fly.
31. I am afraid of hardship, failure, loneliness, and being misunderstood. But there are some things that you want to do in your heart, but it requires hardship, failure, loneliness, and being misunderstood.
32. If you can’t find the right person, it’s probably because you can’t change your wrong self.
33. Everyone has strengths and weaknesses. Envying other people's scenery and pursuing happiness outside one's body are all actions of a fool. There are no two identical leaves in the world. No matter how bad you are, you are still unique. There is no need to look down on yourself.
34. When a person is dying, angels and demons will play cards next to you. The good deeds you have done are the cards in the hands of the angels.
35. Life is just like this, do it and cherish it. You should always be your own protagonist, don't always play a supporting role in other people's dramas.
36. Wang Xiaobo: As soon as you came, I decided to live a serious life, not carelessly, even if it takes a lot of effort, even if I have to sacrifice.
37. Human needs are actually very simple: a warm home, a caring partner, some happy moments, some possibly stupid beliefs, and best of all, following a religion that emphasizes gratitude. Then, the body and mind are no longer alone.
38. There is no need to keep asking, keep caring, keep panicking, keep feeling distressed, love only has three words: let’s go together.
39. The happiest people do not have the best of everything, but they can make everything the best.
40. We spend our lives doing two things: walking and choosing the path to walk. If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn’t want to know you!
1. I prefer myself as I am now and don’t want to go back to the past
2. I am someone who likes to be loved girl.
3. [No one is with you, has nothing to do with bravery]
4. You didn’t look back when you left. If you look back, you will see how heartbroken I cried
5. People are tired of life because they can’t let go of their arrogance and tear themselves apart. There is no unsolvable complexity.
6. Do you know why the class is not united? Because there are so many dogs!!
7. How I hope the sun will shine tomorrow to burn my rotten dreams.
8. If I had to do it all over again, I don’t want to know you!
9. Girl, can you not be cowardly in front of anyone? Even if you are in a state of embarrassment, you still shake your head arrogantly. Just leave.
10. I’m so gentle that you won’t be able to bear it
11. It’s hard to put it in your hands, so why not put these hands in your hearti
12 , the memories have disappeared without a trace,
13. If I were asked to use one sentence to describe our deepest friendship ten years later, I would say that we were good friends and gay,
14. You are worried that she is lonely, but you forget that I am afraid of the cold
15. If you leave one day, I can only blame myself for not being good enough to keep you.
16. No matter what others think, you still have to be yourself. What is the difference between living in the eyes of others and losing yourself?
17. Can you not break my heart? Where do you live? It's you, it doesn't matter if you hurt me, I can't bear to hurt you
18. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students.
19. I no longer blame you, blame you, or lose my temper with you. So congratulations, I no longer love you.
20. Even if I know that the world will be destroyed tomorrow, I am still willing to plant a small tree today.
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