Sentences that tease the teacher's humor

1, teacher: I want to invite you to dinner but I have no money; I want to give you a gift, but I haven't bought it yet; I want to say I love you, but I'm afraid Jenny will be angry ... Happy Teachers' Day, teacher!

Today, I heard two teachers discussing the management of eating in class. They said: There is always a student in my class who steals melon seeds. You're welcome. If I catch them once, it will be too much! I wonder if it's my fault. I arrested the student who ate in class several times, but I haven't seen him eat in class in the last month or two. I lost a lot of weight.

The teacher played mahjong all night and saw that the blackboard had not been wiped. He was furious: "Who is sitting in the village today?" Don't clean the blackboard! "

4. A girl complained in the examination room: "Teacher, it's too hot, and the fan has no wind!" I didn't expect the teacher to say, "Don't worry, you will feel cold when you see the test paper later."

There was a sincere concern before me, but I didn't cherish it. If God can give me another chance, I will say to you: Thank you, teacher!

6. One day, the teacher suddenly stopped teaching and told everyone earnestly: If the students sitting in the middle can be as quiet as those sitting in the back playing cards, then the students sleeping in front will not be disturbed.