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What lovely sand sculptures are there?

1. You don't have to pretend to be cold. I don't want to keep pestering. Lend me ten dollars for the last time.

2. Do you know any friends who are lawyers? I really don't know what to do. Tears can't stop flowing. I just got a letter from Disney's lawyer, saying that I look like their princess.

Don't talk so much all day. If you don't agree, come to me face to face. My family lives under the stone at No.0/26, Shell Street, Beechburg, Bikini Beach, Pacific Ocean. My name is Patrick, my neighbor is Squidward Tentacles, and my good friend is Spongebob. Do it if you don't agree!

I'm not fat, I'm cute.

It is often the small shops on the street that can make real delicious food, but I have never eaten those magnificent and colorful hotels.

6. Do you like to sit opposite or next to your boyfriend when eating? I prefer them sitting around me.

7. I turned down three more boys. I am really an excellent girl. Looking at their distant figures, I feel a little lonely. I can only say sorry silently. I really can't afford your real estate, insurance and wealth management products.

8. As long as my boyfriend's insurance beneficiary is me, I think the future can be expected.

9. The head can be broken and the blood can flow, but I can't meet it.

10. Dear users, you have successfully subscribed to my circle of friends, and you will see me talking to myself for 24 hours. 10 yuan/month, 100 yuan/year. I like to unsubscribe.

1 1. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

12. I warn you, don't giggle at me when I am angry. If you laugh, I will laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

13. Don't always say that things made in China are not easy to use, such as RMB. I think it's very useful. I've been using it.

14. I am a man of my word. I said I would fall in love, and I will say it every day, and I will keep saying it that day.