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Play billiards and make friends.

1. Billiards is a gentleman's sport. You need generosity to play it well. -Ding Junhui

2. Billiards is like Go. It takes years to become a top player in the world. -Ding Junhui

Usually I watch a person play for an hour. If he makes more than one mistake, I know I can beat him! -Steve Davis OBE (British snooker player)

Every gentleman can play billiards, but playing too well doesn't count. -Thomas Jefferson (the third president of the United States)

There are six million ways to play billiards. -Einstein