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Envy the people you drink with.

First, it is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

Second, meeting is always unprepared, and separation is a long-planned thing.

People say that deep-sea fish don't know how to be sad, so they don't cry. But how many people know that it is because she stays at the bottom of the deep sea and you can't see her tears.

I envy those who don't gasp after running, don't blush when telling lies, don't dodge when meeting love, and walk very freely.

Your inaction is the best irony of my efforts.

Six, I am afraid of three things: my friends are drifting away, my lovers are cheating and betraying, and my parents are white-haired.

7. It's not a bad thing for a man to be possessive, but don't expose it in front of everyone. When your girlfriend is talking and laughing with other boys, you will glare and put on a bad face, which will only lose your manners. The correct way is to interrupt their conversation and say to your girlfriend seriously and firmly: come out for a moment. Take her to the corridor, press her against the wall, kiss her hard, and then whisper in her ear: I'm sorry. I am jealous. That's a man.

Eight, I hope that all your gentle efforts in this life will have a deep response. Tencent QQ space classic talk daquan.

If you love me, there is no need to add if before this sentence.

Invisibility is not to avoid you, but to know whether you will leave me a message saying you miss me when I am not online.

Love lies not in how many times I have said I love you, but in how to prove that what you said is true.

Twelve, many years later, will you remember that there was once a person who cherished you with great care?

Thirteen, when I first met you, I never thought there would be another one.

Fourteen, in this society, people with tattoos are afraid of heat, so that people with iphone have no pockets, people with watches love to pat their legs, and people with gold teeth love to grin.

Fifteen, when you don't talk about your space, there is no dynamic, and people who can visit your space often are the ones who really care about you.

On the day of sixteen, he stood at the door with two blank sheets of paper. He hesitated for a long time, put down one and picked up the other and went in. She cried that you don't love me. Because the white paper in his hand is impressively written with a divorce notice. He simply said that the seven-year itch made me very tired and the property belongs to you. She looked at his desperate eyes and signed the notice. She left this sad place. She came back three years later. When I heard the news of his death from the landlord, my heart ached violently. She remembered the white paper on the cupboard that day, which read the notice of critical illness.

Seventeen, the rear wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but he knew he couldn't be with her, so he kissed every inch of land she turned over.

19, a girl opened the door and found a dead fish at the door. She felt unlucky, so she immediately put it in a garbage bag and threw it away. After a while, another fish lay in front of her house, but she threw it away. In order to catch the prankster, she chose to stay on the stairs not far away and stare. Soon, a cat came, put the fish in its mouth at the door, and some reluctantly left. She looked at the fish and thought that the cat she saved might not be liked by you, but it had given you what it thought was the best. Please cherish those who are kind to you.

Twenty, smile, ten years old, talk less about feelings and sleep more!

Twenty-one, no one leaves you because of impulse, and you can't see those tears that are sad, helpless and patient again and again. Just like the crack under the dam gradually widens due to erosion, all you see is the moment it collapses.

Tell yourself not to bow your head, because the crown will fall, and then tell yourself not to cry, because the bitch will laugh. No one is irreplaceable, and nothing is necessary.

Twenty-three, time will precipitate the truest emotions; Wind and rain will test the warmest companionship. What goes far is just passing clouds; What is left is the love that is worth cherishing.

There are so many roads in the world, but no matter how I walk, I can't reach the same goal as you.

25. Women are water. If you are kind to me, I will turn into ice. If you treat me, I will boil. If you treat me, I will be lukewarm.

Twenty-six, feelings always stand the wind and waves but are drowned in jokes.

Twenty-seven, the boy is actually very simple, if he likes you, he will take the initiative to find you, he will call you when he misses you, he will often chat with you, because he will want to know what you are thinking, because you will think about it for a long time, he will want to make fun of you, he seems to be never busy, his mobile phone will never turn off, and he will reply to your text messages every second, and he will not ignore you because of other things.

Twenty-eight, I will accompany you for a long time. How long will it take to bury you next to me?

Twenty-nine, the only constant of a woman is fickle.

Talk about mature love character 202 1: It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

1. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

2. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life.

3. "Don't open my draft book" "Can't you even read the draft?" "Because they are all your names."

I raised a perfect boyfriend with my youth, and then I will be with whoever I meet. Feelings are originally planted by predecessors and enjoyed by later generations.

5. Feelings need no commitment, no deadline and no conditions. It only needs two people, one is trustworthy and the other is willing to understand.

6. I don't want youth that is not old, as long as I can't take away my lover.

7. Some people say that blind people have no eyes and can't see through love, but they don't know that blind people love more than others; Some people say that a player is heartless and can't sing the true feelings, but he doesn't know that a player's life is a lifetime.

8. You finally fall in love with someone who is willing to spend time chatting with you. Whether I like you or not is actually obvious. People who like you will gradually become talkative in front of you.

9. What I fear most is that I am a passer-by in your life, and you are the eternal freeze in my life.

10. I watch your life like a passer-by. Sadly, your joys and sorrows are not for me.

1 1, I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not be apart for sixty years!

12. "Didn't you forget her?" "I forgot!" "But I haven't said who she is yet."

QQ Love Story: It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

1, you have to calm down and do things seriously during the day, and you can miss you seriously at night.

I want to talk about a love that will never break up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we are separated, we will be together again. Even if we are busy, even if we are tired, as long as we see each other, we will smile warmly and we will keep going. I want to talk about a love that never breaks up, stumbles on, sets the sun and grows old together. Then touch your face and say softly, I have always sympathized with you.

3. The person who really likes you will go out to find you even if you throw him into the girls' group.

4. like what you already like, and you will cry when you think that you are someone else's.

5. There are too many things to bear to love someone wholeheartedly.

6. The original so-called sin is that countless sentences I love you eventually become I loved you.

What I want is not just a hug, but a heart that only loves me. ゞ

8. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

9. I hope someone will accompany me from friendship to love, and then from love to affection.

10, people who love you deeply won't blame you for your deep obstacles, and people who accompany you for a long time won't blame you for stumbling.

1 1, there is no need to pursue vigorous love, because there is no so-called successful love in the world, only love that continues without failure; Don't pursue perfect love, because there is no love in the world, only love that can keep its true colors; Don't be superstitious about absolutely happy love, because love is not the only source of happiness. The kind of calm love that never tortures each other is actually a successful love.

12, I don't like snacks, movies or songs, but I like you very much.

13, your good night is good night, and my good night is I love you.

14. If you love, please love deeply. If abandoned, please thoroughly. Don't be ambiguous and hurt others.

15, feeling being understood is a kind of happiness, and waiting for being understood is a kind of loneliness.

Wechat personality, in short, you are the person I want to hide and see.

1. I will wait for you sweetly if you come, and I will wait for you freely if you don't come!

Don't be confused, don't be trapped in love, don't be afraid of the future, and don't miss the past. So, all right!

3. Life should be a surprise, and a group of sentient beings and righteous people get married. This is the out-of-print life of live high.

I want to follow you and protect your teenage dream.

To celebrate the success of quitting smoking today, I decided to smoke another cigarette.

6. You should be a lovely girl, be happy, and don't worry about the world.

7. The Almighty Youth Society said that she came from mountains, rivers and lakes, but she was imprisoned in the kitchen and love day and night.

8. There are so many bad reasons. If you think it's worth it, go ahead.

9. If you are the breeze in Shan Ye, I am the grass awakened by you.

10. We learned to love when we were young, but we lost love when we grew up.

1 1. You are the person I want to hide and meet.

12. Just smell the flowers, don't talk about sadness and joy, drink tea and read books, and seize the day.

13. Not sociable, but I really want to know you.

14. My best grave is the sky full of memories with you.

15. Actually, what's the use of cherishing some things? Can I hold on to them and not fail?

16. Persistence is victory, victory is fart, and fart is strength.

17. In fact, you know that no one at this age will be their life.

18. Some people can't forget it because they don't want to; Some people must forget, because it is not worth it.

19. If all encounters are a kind of fate, then meeting you in the fleeting time is the flower that never fades in my life and the warmth of my spring.

20. Listening to love songs when I am lonely, the cruelty of singing makes me cry.

2 1. Life is like riding a roller coaster. There are peaks and valleys, indicating that whether it is good or bad now, it is only temporary.

22. Many people left campus to enter the society this summer. When others talk to you in the future, don't talk to each other stupidly.

23. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, and don't please any indifference.

24. Waiting for all the encounters in the world, waiting for you to meet again after a long separation.

25. I am destined not to be moved by Hongluan. She has been with me for so long that I always want to fulfill her dream of being together.

26. You greeted me with a touch of grass fragrance.

27. Not everyone can follow you, so learn to take care of yourself.

28. The farthest journey is from one's body to another's heart, and from one's heart to another's.

29. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every harvest must be rewarded with hard work.