Picking up girls is like making tea

Making tea is for drinking; picking up girls is for sex.

From this point of view, making tea and picking up girls are very similar, and they mean that they reach the same goal through different paths.

Just like when we are in a good mood, the tea we make is sweet and delicious. This is also the case when picking up girls. When we are in a beautiful mood, the appearance requirements for girls will be lowered, even if they are An average-looking girl would also be interested.

If you are in a bad mood, then no matter how expensive the tea is, it will be boring. In the same way, if you are trying to pick up a girl, no matter how beautiful she is, you will have no fighting spirit.

Also, we usually pay great attention to the environment when making tea, and the same is true when picking up girls.

A quiet environment and a cup of fragrant tea are very comfortable to think of; a romantic scenery and a stunningly beautiful girl will cause male hormones to rise sharply.

If the "Tea Classic" is our guide for making tea, then the secret to picking up girls is the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra".

What the "Tea Classic" tells us is what kind of water, what kind of temperature, and what kind of tea utensils to make for tea. Then what the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" tells us is what kind of girl should be brewed with. What kind of method, what kind of words, what kind of image to win her heart.

The soil and water support the people, and the tea produced in different regions also has its own merits. Understanding the characteristics of tea in different regions can help us make a good cup of tea, and understanding the temperament of girls in a region can also make picking up girls easier.

All in all, the highest state of making tea and picking up girls is "Zen Zen". Whether tea making or picking up girls, it is actually a step-by-step, gentle and hard-working process. Literary master Lin Yutang once said this about brewing tea: the first brew is like a twelve or thirteen year old girl; the second brew is like a seventeen or eighteen year old girl; the third brew is like a young woman.

In this way, we can make a bold conclusion-making tea is like picking up girls.

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