How to describe yourself as old with humorous sentences?

1, people often say that youth should not be left blank, so I discredited it.

I forgot to take off my false teeth when I went to bed last night. Old, toothless, with braces.

The skirt you bought me looks too fancy for me to wear. I'm afraid my clothes are too young, so I'm embarrassed to wear them, just like I want to pretend to be young.

In the morning, I usually wake up in Zhong Ziran at five o'clock. The older you get, the less you feel.

5. Walking, I suddenly reached the age where I can't afford to play. If you are middle-aged for the first time, you may describe yourself as getting old.

I think, no matter how old I am, I will always be a sentimental person. A song, a leaf and a piece of water are all my sad fragments. Every move and smile of others will make me involuntarily sink into the endless ideological journey.

7. I thought others were old at first, but now it's my turn.

I really envy you people with stories. Unlike me, a handsome word has carried out my life.