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After watching Wolverine 3, I would like to thank Journey to the West and Wu Cheng'en instead. ...

Text: Deer tycoon

Since yesterday, the circle of friends has been screened by Wolverine 3 ~

Frankly speaking, I feel a little depressed after watching Wolverine 3.

The reality is a bit sad and terrible.

After watching the movie, I unconsciously thought of China's "superhero".

The Monkey King.

Now, it seems, instead, I am glad that The Journey to the West and Wu Cheng'en wrote that the four of them got back the scriptures, which came to an abrupt end.

Because of this, the Monkey King is the omnipotent superhero and invincible the Monkey King in our hearts.

It won't be as distressing as Uncle Wolf in Wolverine 3.

Who is Wolverine?

Strong self-healing ability, even if shot, it can be unscathed;

A pair of edelman metal claws on his hand are invincible;

After hundreds of years of war and wandering;

Because of its super-high combat effectiveness and strong self-healing ability, it has always been the main force in the front line.

Even in "X-Men Reversing the Future", in order to change their fate, the mutant chooses a person to go back to the past, and this person can only be Wolverine.

Because only his brain can repair itself, even if it is torn, only he can repair itself.

What happened to such a superhero who was regarded as the "God of War"?

I saved the Wolverine who didn't know how many people, but I was poor in my later years. In order to take care of Professor X, who is old and sick, I have to make money as a car driver, and I don't even have tens of thousands of dollars to buy a boat.

The self-healing factor gradually disappeared. Even if it was torn before, it could heal quickly. Now if you are hit by a bullet, you have to dig it out yourself, and the wound will fester and bleed.

What is even more ridiculous is that in Wolverine 3, Wolverine was shot for the first time to protect the car used to support his family, because if the car breaks down, he can't afford it.

As a result, Wolverine limped in the movie, and his vision deteriorated to the point where he couldn't even read the label on the medicine bottle. ...

The former "God of War" was knocked down by a group of car thieves, seriously injured by the "young self" X-24, and even finally saved more than a dozen mutant children such as Lola by injecting drugs.

A superhero has now become an ordinary person.

Ordinary people who will be knocked down, get sick, get old and die.

The tragedy of a hero.

And the Monkey King in Journey to the West?

What really jumps out of the epoch-making fairy stone is its own "fairy fetus"

Worship the bodhi ancestor can not only live forever, but also change seventy-two changes, and a somersault can turn a hundred thousand miles;

The "multiplier" is a gold hoop, which can become infinitely larger and smaller, and can be used as a needle to plunge into the sea and put in the ear;

Not only in the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, but also in the Heavenly Palace.

The Monkey King is not afraid of fire, water, thunder and knives.

Being locked up in an alchemist's furnace by the old gentleman in Taishang is not only unscathed, but also refined into a pair of eyes;

Beat back 100,000 heavenly generals and beat Nezha, Erlang God and Rebecca. Even the jade emperor was scared by him and hid under the table.

The Monkey King seems not afraid of anyone except Tathagata.

In this way, he followed the Tang priest to learn the scriptures. In addition to scorpion essence, Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon surrendered Niu Wangmo and Princess Tiefan, defeated Liu Er's macaque and defeated Huangmei monster. ...

Only in this way can he be the most convincing.

Because he is omnipotent, the Monkey King.

I believe that at least 80% children in China will regard the Monkey King as their first "superhero".

Wu Cheng'en's original work, The Journey to the West, describes in detail four disciples, including Tang Priest and the Monkey King, who went through eighty-one difficulties on their way to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures.

The 25 episodes of CCTV TV series The Journey to the West, plus 16 episode of The Journey to the West, except for 5 episodes about the origin of the Monkey King and the crushed Wuzhishan, all the others are about Tang Priest's learning from the scriptures and the Monkey King's exorcism all the way.

Thanks to Wu Cheng'en and Journey to the West for describing the Monkey King's bravery, wit and invincibility;

But in the end, four men and four women came to an abrupt end after getting the scriptures.

I was always curious when I was a child. Why didn't you tell this story later?

Later, I became more and more aware, and the story after that was hard to say.

If you say it, it's not necessarily a comedy.

Think about it. When the four disciples finally went to Lingshan to fetch scriptures, they only got scriptures without words because they didn't give gifts to Ananda and Gaya under the Buddha.

Even though he complained in front of the Tathagata, the Tathagata did not blame his two disciples on the grounds that "classics should not be passed down lightly and should not be taken lightly";

There is still a difference between the real world and the ideal world. What should the Monkey King do when he meets something he can't see?

Furthermore, with the Monkey King's character of not being afraid of tossing and turning, can he really enjoy happiness as written in the book after becoming a Buddha?

For the Great Sage of Qi Tian, I'm afraid it's not as interesting to learn from the eighty-one difficulties all day after becoming a Buddha.

Or for him, it is better to go back to his Huaguoshan to discipline a group of monkey grandchildren, which is interesting anyway.

Therefore, it is undoubtedly the most perfect ending for the Great Sage of Qi Tian to seal the "anti-Buddha".

Let everyone's impression of the Monkey King stay on fearless and fearless the Monkey King;

All kinds of unpleasant and unbearable things that may be encountered afterwards are not directly mentioned;

Will not be changed by time, will not face aging and life and death parting like Wolverine, and will always be a superhero in my heart.

The hero will not fall, and the audience will not feel distressed by seeing the Monkey King tortured by life.

This is why I want to thank Journey to the West after watching Wolverine 3.

The reflection in Wolverine 3 is too realistic and heavy. People always need some persistence and spiritual sustenance. I believe that the hero in my heart will never fail, and that the goodness and beauty of this world will last for a long time.

Even if you deceive yourself sometimes, you still need it, don't you?

Finally, I want to talk about two superhero actors.

Hugh Jackman, who plays Wolverine, starred in eight films from 2000 to 20 17, and shot one every two years on average;

If you want to play Wolverine well, you must adhere to the intake of protein powder and high-intensity training, 17 never stops;

How much has he paid for this role? He may have done more than we thought.

Many children who watch his movies have grown up, and so has he, growing old under the gaze of the audience;

Just like Wolverine in the movie.

The storm girl, Fung Wong-Nui and the magic girl have all changed for two generations, and the laser eye and the beast have all changed for three generations. Only Wolverine in Hugh Jackman persisted from beginning to end, and Hugh Jackman was the only Wolverine in the audience's mind.

Monkey King Six-year-old boy 1986, playing Monkey King in Journey to the West at the age of 27, playing Monkey King in Journey to the West at the age of 4 1 2000, playing Wu Cheng'en and Monkey King in Journey to the West at the age of 20 1 20/2000,

Also from youth to old age.

From the need to jump into the box to film, I photographed "Hanging Weiya";

When filming Journey to the West, I was forced to reduce security measures in order to save money and fell down.

From 1986, the whole crew had only one camera, and to 20 15, several machines took turns to go into battle.

After so many years, King Yinjiao left, Niu Wangmo left, Princess Tiefan left, the bus left the king, and the Queen Mother left. ...

Even Friar Sand has left.

The partners who fought side by side left one by one, and our the Monkey King is getting old.

But no matter what time, he is still the fearless the Monkey King in children's hearts.

Hugh Jackman and a six-year-old are the same in a sense. They have persisted in a certain role for more than ten years and are creating classics.

I don't know if children can remember these two names if they change to Wolverine/Monkey King of the second and third generations after more than ten years.

I hope all good plays will not be disappointed, and good actors will always be remembered.