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Talk about the reality of having money but not money.

1, use her husband's money to raise her own pretty boy.

2. Don't play emotional cards in the money society]

I decided to have breakfast every day, even though I didn't bring any money!

I don't need those feelings mixed with material money.

5. Zeta; I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

6. Love is always defeated by money. Do you agree?

7. I'm not RMB, so I can't be liked by everyone.

8. It is hard for people who love money not to be slaves of money.

9. Yes, we are worlds apart, but I am not wicked because of lack of money.

10, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

1 1, not all girls love money, don't think me so vulgar.

12, it's been a long time, but I still miss you. Tell me, what should I do?

13, when there is no money, my wife's secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

14, grandson's question is difficult, son's paper is strict, Lao Tzu can't, and the paper is wasted.

15, all the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partners.

16. Money is an abomination. You can use it for good or bad.

17, I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.

18, money is really a good thing, it can make people happy, but it can also make people sad.

19, I was born in the countryside. I have farmed. I have no money at home. I'm serious about living for myself.

20. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

2 1. I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor as soon as I go to college.

All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

23. Reality tells us that there is nothing else, nothing else, nothing else, no money, nothing else.

I just slapped my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up. ]

25, the beautiful and handsome guy was robbed, his position was occupied, and his money was earned. What else will we have?

26. Love and money are both good things, but together, sweet candy may not be produced.

27. When someone tells you that it's not about money, but about principle, nine times out of ten it's about money.

28. Money is a good slave if you know how to use it. If you don't know how to use it, it becomes your master.

29. I forgot who said that there are people in this world who really don't love money, but no one doesn't love beauty. It is the face, not the feeling, that falls in love at first sight.

30. True happiness doesn't cost anything. Therefore, our little games are free, because Lele firmly believes that happiness is simple.

3 1, money itself is not good or bad, it depends on how it is used. People can't take money to the grave, but money can send people to the grave.

To a wasteful person, money is round, but to a thrifty person, money is flat and can be piled into pieces.

33. Love is built on money, which is not news; It is not old news that money can't buy true love.

I admit that I value money very much in reality. I am only 17 years old. Before I started to love, I realized the nothingness of my feelings. What is the use of love?

35. But maybe you really should forget yourself for someone at least once in your life. No achievement, no money, no fame, never, not even.

36. One day a boy asked a girl, [Do you have fifty cents? ] The girl said, [Yes! ! The boy replied, [I have both of us! -Classic talk about money

37. It is difficult to make money, and it is difficult to beat hard-working hands; Easy to spend money, easy to be kind; With the creation of hands and sincere management, life will get better and better; I wish you don't worry about money in your life!

38. Woman, please don't wait for a man to give you happiness, money and care. This kind of waiting is like buying a lottery ticket, which is too mysterious. Why not give yourself happiness? Before you have the luck to get happiness from men, please have the ability to give yourself happiness first.