How to make a humor about foot pain?

1, my feet seem to be run over by a double-decker bus, and there are tens of thousands of meteorites piercing my skin, as if there are thousands of bugs gnawing at my feet.

2. A pain in my feet came to me like the tide of Qiantang River, wave after wave.

My foot hurts suddenly, which makes me unbearable. My friend asked me to see a doctor, but I think I'm going to grow taller.